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eating meat and eggs only and staying away from the grain israelite
Haha based fellow keto friendo! Did you see my keto discord post today! I gave a gifting bald man my weeks salary!
>eating meat and eggs only is keto
kys moron
checked
where are my barley bros?
thats not even a spartan you glowie moron
Roman soldiers ate mostly carbs too
Your brain on US education.
US literally teaches the food pyramid, what are you talking about
Food pyramid hasn't existed for 20 years.
>Greeks
>didnt eat grain
Not only was their diet 70% grain, another 20% was wine.
Where do you get vitamin c and k?
meat has vitamin C and you require less vitamin C because it's used in the metabolism of carbohydrate.
and you have to be trolling on vitamin K. animal products have k2 which is far superior to precursor k1 for humans
Non stop sex and war
Balls constantly exposed to weather and sunlight will do that for you, do you think this guy was worried about having his tiny dick swinging around? No he'd frick you up if you mocked him.
all greeks are growers though, hence the naked olympics.
pic unrelated
kek at comment
yes! sunlight is good.
they believed in HWD (Homosexuality Without Discrimination)
I will never get tired of this.
they were good at making statues
They had sex slaves
Being made of bronze or stone makes it easier to sustain a perfect physique rather compared to being an actual person. Reminder that these statues are not actual people lmao.
Greekgay here
Now that the summer is strong here, I sun my balls for half hour per day, and I'm hornier, more energetic and stronger than ever.
Now Imagine doing this all day, everyday, while living in a non contaminated by the israeli estrogen, microplastics and chemicals we have in the modern world
One can only imagine.
explain sunning balls pls
που σαι ρε αλάνι;
τσέκαρα τα ψηφία αδερφέ μου
getting direct sun into your balls increases your testosterone
ευχαριστώ :^)
For the dyel physique or the small peepee?
>in 1000 years
"WOAH MY ZHIMS WHAT WAS THERE SECRET!?"
misogeny
they made statues...that isn't a real person anon...that is a statue
>Ritualized bullying
>Violent slavery
>Being fit wad a virtue
>Unfit people were incapable of virtue
>Sex with everything weaker
>Rejected the wall israelite
>Rejected the currency israelite
This. I actually just watched a documentary on the Spartans last night that was pretty good:
Just might watch this for /inspo/, thanks Anon
>imagine not greekmaxxing
incredibly gay post you have there, anon.
>he's unable to comprehend the sheer manliness of Athens
Yet both Plato and Aristotle thought of homosexuality as an degeneracy comparable to "eating coal" and homosexual relations were punishable by death in Athens among adult citizens.
literally be 5’7 max and walk everywhere, eat protein and grain, that’s about it
gay sex
conversation and Hennessy
Physical activity was literally their job. Greek soldiers were more active than modern Olympians.
It's a fricking statue, not a person
>After the Persian Wars, Sparta withdrew from the Hellenic League, reforming the Peloponnesian League with its original allies.
>After the battle of the Granicus, Alexander's first victory in Asia Minor against the Persians, "He sent three hundred Persian panoplies to Athens to be dedicated to Athena on the Acropolis, and ordered the inscription of these words: 'Alexander the son of Phillip and the Greeks *except the Spartans* dedicated these spoils from the barbarians occupying Asia."
spartabros...
But Sparta left the Delian league and then conqured Greece, introducing the Spartan hegemony.
Which was only interrupted by the Thebians when their sacred band of 300 gays crushed the royal Spartans (who in turn got shreked by Philip 2nd, Alexander the Greats dad).
Sparta ruled Greece for a long time, and they got help from the Persians
they skipped the main quest though. forever cucked.
And then king Agis III got killed after an unsuccessful rebellion against the Macedonians.
>What was their secret?
Kettlebells
Cardio. Running/marching 230km to Athens with your bros will give you that physique
look at the size of those testicles
Spartans jobbed to a bunch of homosexuals
Superior microbiome. Olives, wine for breakfast, grapes, fish.
Grilled not panned.
Summer: Linen or thin wool
Winter: thicker wool, layers
Best climate ever. Good circulation of air/chi.
Athens pre 1960s was paradise. Not this architectural nightmare that is today with all the cars and shit.
A lot of onions and garlic gave them an natural text boost
Constantly working out, studying and fricking.
Constantly outside training the sword, farming, calisthenics, running, superior food, and zero israeli problems.
Not being slaves of israelites, people nowadays should try it some time
Calisthenics
Plyometrics
Wrestling
Sand running
Mediterranean diet
Propoganda, hyper militarism, and Orwellian levels of state servitude.
>Orwellion
>no surveillance
diet of grain, legumes, vinegar pork soup, fruits, temple sacrifice meat and vegtables that dont exist as they do nowadays.