What went wrong Frenchbros?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jiggly French Wojette is so fricking hot holy shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Absolutely would.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Absolutely would.

      >no chubby french gf
      Why even live?

      Disgusting Frog Frickers.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not attracted to pudgy girls
        NGMI

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not that she's fat. It's that she's French.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unrated and Brit pilled.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Germans make the best porn on the planet, but the French and Czechs are always giving them a run for the money. Then the UK is in 4th.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Germans make the best porn on the planet
        Not really, no. Unless you like piss in which case opinion discarded

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine feeding her a pain au chocolat while you pound her hard from behind

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        how would my arms reach?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this a euphemism for letting her suck bbc while you frick her

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mon dieu...

        Is this a euphemism for letting her suck bbc while you frick her

        Quintessentially American post.

        Ah well, checked.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bon les mecs on va se mentir on le ferait tous si elle demandait non ?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine feeding her a pain au chocolat while you pound her hard from behind

      Mes aïeux je te prie d’arrêter si je bande plus je crève là fréro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's disgusting and youre re moronic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person moment

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There must be more drawings of her.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      vgh... les françaises obèses... ma bite crève le plafond, les gars... j'imagine une petite branlette espagnole aux nibards énormes et puis... ah merde, j'en peux plus...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bon les mecs on va se mentir on le ferait tous si elle demandait non ?

        [...]
        Mes aïeux je te prie d’arrêter si je bande plus je crève là fréro

        Va te branler chacal

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          je peux pas, mec... je me branle que trois fois par semaine au maximum et ben... vendredi c'était la troisième, tu vois... maintenant il faut attendre jusqu'à minuit... mais ça coûte rien de caca-poster alors... nous voilà...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          C'est pas oim à qui t'a répondu gros
          J'les aime rondouillardes mais je me branle pas j'suis pas vulgaire comme ça gros on se calme c'est bon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically Reminds me of my ex

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Half the French population is either obese or overweight
    >The guy being weighed is a Black person
    >The doctor is white
    >France
    lol
    lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the doctor should be arab, its france after all

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the US it's Indians, Chinese, and israelites mostly. What are the doctor ethnicities of your countries anons?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >greece
          >greek

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Κι ας παραμείνει έτσι.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            i was sent to greece every summer for 3 years after my mom died when i was 11. When I was 12 I hurt myself on a bicycle and got taken to a greek emerg cause i was bleeding quite badly on my elbow. the doctor came into my room with a cigg in his mouth, 4 nurses held me down while the ripped the skin up and cleaned my wound and stitched me and the doctor finished his cigg after.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I 100% believe this
              it was some regional hospital though, right?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Britbong here. They used to be all be white British, then we had more white Europeans. Since brexit the Euros all left and the white Brits are all retiring so now they're all Indian, Pakistani, and some africans

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spain
          >spanish

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Catalonia
            > Brown people who call themselves Spanish and are not but lie and eat Haram food

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Poland
          Arabs

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm Swedish. A lot of doctors here are Persians and Syriacs (fake made up ethnicity tbh they're just Christian arabs). I've also come across quite a few South Americans but alas most doctors are Swedes.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Romania
          Arabs & boomer romanians that smoke 3 packs a day

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Germany:
          Germans
          Turks
          assistants are made up of Germans/Eastern Euro women because that position has ridiculous salaries for what you're doing.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've never met or heard of a turk doctor. Syrians, Egyptians yes, but not turks.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          c'est fini

          >Italy
          >Italian

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm France arab doctors are overepresented in the public sector, in the private it's mostly whites and israelites.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >israel
          >israeli

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no chubby french gf
    Why even live?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its funny watching europoors talk shit about the US like they aren't just as fricking fat.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      europe is less fat than america but europe is rising at the same rate america did and is only about 10-15 years behind. germany is at the same place america was in 2008 and rising at the same rate.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah even in 2010 I saw more fat fricks in Europe than the particular part of the US I live in. The eastern side of the country really inflates the average weight.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the eastern side
          California is like 80% hispanics and hispanics are 80% fat, you delusional clown. You don't even represent your own state.
          >inb4 I live in colorado
          No one cares about south park.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where did I say California, frickhead? Don't act like Alabama/Mississippi etc. Isn't the fattest part of the country lol.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's California and colorado, no one cares about literally whoming or oregano.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There's California and Colorado
                Black person who lives in eastern shit holes only cares about shit holes. Makes sense.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's california and colorado, no one cares about literally whoming or oregano.

                Either way my point still stands. Eurocucks act like the US is a monolith when it is very different depending on where you are.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's a cesspit filled with mutts wherever you are. the US hasn't been a white country since WW2

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Europeans don't have valid opinions

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                America was never a white country, it has always had brown people since before europeans showed up

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where did I say California, frickhead? Don't act like Alabama/Mississippi etc. Isn't the fattest part of the country lol.

            There's california and colorado, no one cares about literally whoming or oregano.

            L O L!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They never show the complete statistics (spread instead of average values, age normalized etc.) but I was in the US in 2004 and I'd say they were still much fatter when compared to Germans today and it's probably the same in France. I get why Germany is high in the statistics, basically every man over 30 has a belly from drinking too much beer and most of the old c**ts are also fat as frick because their lives consist of sitting at home all day and taking bus rides to some cafe where they eat cake and get scammed by kitchen ware salesmen. But it's extremely rare to see a relatively young hamplanet in Germany, while they are everywhere in the US. Fatass scooters don't even exist. The fattest people at German unis are CS Indians, 90% of people there are slim. I'm sure that if you disregard the ages >70 and look at obese instead of overweight people the gap between Germany and the US is still enormous. Counting someone with a BMI of 25 in the same group as a 600 lbs obeast is just stupid.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hans there's no need to get so defensive brudi. Every society on earth is getting fatter, you aren't special.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lay off the snails, bros...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The shit ive seen on this board wouldn't be even come CLOSE TO the time a homie told me he SLURPED THAT SNAIL at 2 Michelin star restaurant , EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like eating mushrooms

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snails are so fricking good, I need to go out and get some on my next cheat day

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had escargot prepared exactly like this by my French bro's grandparents. They were decent, not unlike oysters in texture

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK it's been a while since I had escargot. Now I've got a craving.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just tastes like garlic butter on something crunchy. Utterly overrated like most of French cuisine.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      To think Brits get shit on over their cuisine.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing that happened in America: the slow destruction of traditional meals in favor of cheap, convenient over processed corporate slop made of nothing, but fat and salt.

    Similarly coupled with the destruction of multi-generational family living. The elderly have the time to cook meals that take hours to prepare, and can look after children too young to go to school while the adults work. Even better is when siblings and cousins live together: their working days will always be different, thus ensuring there's always someone to take care of the children on any given day.

    It wasn't until recently that people lived alone, or lived only with their spouse and children while both adults worked. They're trying to destroy traditional living in order to create more mindless consumption.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more fat French cuties
    Almost makes me hate the French less.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i do not believe somebody drew that belly without the intention to give me an erection

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish fat b***hes looked like this irl. Cant even get your caricatures right

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where I work (near Paris) I take the trains and busses
    I'd say 30% of the people I see are overweight and by overweight I mean they have like 10kg too many

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just pulled this list up and I don't know how accurate it is but it's funny how all of the top countries sound like third or second-world tier nations. World hunger really seems to be solved, I guess the starving African children are mostly in countries that are fricked by war or something and are deliberately blocked from getting food

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's interesting is that they're specifically island nations

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        islanders eat like fricking crazy, they also have insane genetics to put on weight both fat and muscle but they are pretty lazy tbh, its why they are so good at rugby

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are and have been for quite a while. Furthermore this has been known for decades and any “nonprofit” asking for charity under this pretense is a bigger grifter than any of the gays you hear about on here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People like the maori and samoans build up fat faster than europeans. The change to a european diet really fricked them over

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, there was a wave of pacific islander in sumo like pic related, all of them were BIG

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is true. They are wayyy less starchy food than they currently do. Polynesians actually just looked like healthy white people before they all turned to high sugar, high carb diets. Also they don’t really eat to their metabolism which is incredibly efficient at using food, meaning they actually should be eating way less than other races, traversing across the pacific with limited food, only the hungries of skellys survived the voyages.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's interesting is that they're specifically island nations

      we taught them how to fry fish instead of eating it raw like cavemen and this is how they ended up baka
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_Pacific#:~:text=Obesity%20in%20the%20Pacific%20Islands,Micronutrient%20deficiencies%20are%20also%20common.)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People have enough calories but they eat very badly in the third world, very little meat and lots of cheap carbs and vegetable oils.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >half
    by masse of per capita?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sacre bleu we ad teu much foi gras and buttere hon hon hon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only 12.5% are obese though. Who care if some 50 year old or Black person woman has a bmi of 27?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my country it's 74% overweight or obese
      >it's the US

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah because there's a massive difference between a 29BMI fatty and a 31BMI fatty right

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well most obese aren't just a little obese they're really fricking obese, like 30lbs+ into obese, so it does matter.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >most obese aren't just a little obese they're really fricking obese
          Yes most obese people are 50+ BMI not 30-35 right

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kultur of croissant in the morning and evening
    t. kraut

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of the arabs and nafris are surely the ones pumping up those numbers

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it because the french diet consists of a lot of white bread and small cakes?
    When everyone smoked there was no issue, and people kept themselves lean. Now they need to eat much more to sate their hunger.
    Same with americans, the norm is white bread

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frog here, half seems a bit much, but it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s close. I see a lot of young 15-25 yo completely out of shape, culprit is cheap fast food popping everywhere. A lot of people seems to enjoy "french tacos" who are marketed towards youngsters and are cheaper than traditional french meals.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is surprising, I would think most of the people who are overweight+ are not actually French and come from Northern Africa or the Middle East. I don't see many overweight people except the expected cases such as older people. The average French male looks closer to a skinny fat dweeb than an overweight one

      Nan mais sérieux c'est quoi cette horreur
      Faut se faire soigner là notre gastronomie c'est quand même une grande partie de notre héritage et patrimoine c'est quoi ce truc Américain à deux francs cinquante

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no true Frenchman

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is such a thing as an ethnic Frenchman, rabbi. Isn't it Shabbat today? Not very kosher to be using technology today.

          https://i.imgur.com/GyZvsaE.jpg

          wh-why is that wojak so attractive

          Because you are a degenerate

          >import browns who have no restraint
          >give them welfare and fatty foods
          >they hamplanet up
          >jews on the news say french (whites) are now fat
          Same thing happened to the USA with hispanics.

          Pretty much this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick you and your moronic numbers
      how dare you criticize amerilads with your "four twenties eighteen" get the frick outta here!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      French guy here, there are few reasons why obesity is increasing in France
      In high school we have to do 3-4 hours of sports, when people leave it to join university they stop practicing sports.
      Alcohol, many young people start drinking and more earlier and a lot of quantity. Especially for girls which are drinking more than men
      Food, as my colleague said
      people eat more fast food and industrial meals which contains more fat

      Sorry for all of my English mistakes

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen more fatasses here in Italy in the last year than I would see in 10 years as a kid, it's maddening.
    Anyway why do they always say "either overweight or obese"? Seems redundant, like saying "x% of the population is either taller than 180cm or taller than 190cm"

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they dropped their traditional diet of lard and butter and all started eating fruit and rice

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carbs. Just like every other country which became obese.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a fricking ketolard

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird, the vast majority of younger people I see in the street or at work seem lean (I don't live in Paris though). I'm guessing it's the boomers shitting up the stats.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not boomers or millennials/zoomers even in the US. It’s 40-64 year olds. With 25%-55% of these people being obese in like every single country on earth

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically Africans. You only see the slim ones on TV when they burn something down but all the older browns are fat as frick, especially the muslim women are all fat.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    french baguette here, don't worry, fat shaming is still a thing and calling fatties '' gros lard'' is common, obesity is 17% of population and we don't have hamplanet or mobility scooter at supermarket, of course we got hit by the obesity crisis, no one is safe from it in the west, but fat acceptance is not a thing outside twitter and instagram

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only answer:
    Goylsop
    Browns

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because frenchies are the dictionary definition of degenerate and cuckold.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    colonialism backfired

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pudgy
    pls no

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A country that adds 1 stick of butter to all cooking recipes
    I'm shocked

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >butter
      oh cheri, that's the northern part of france who cooks with butter, the southern part cook with olive oil like a stoner jaimie oliver

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's an absolute mystery everyone i know is either fit or flat as frick no inbetween.
    i think we have a bigger problem with alcohol than with food.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wh-why is that wojak so attractive

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless the state pushes harsh food regulations to discourage unhealthy dietary habits, you simply must make a conserted, lifelong effort to eating healthy and working out frequently to be healthy in the west.

    If you just "go with the flow" in a western country, you will be overweight or obese. There is no doubt about it. The pursuit of endless profit has hollowed out everything that makes life worth living.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The pursuit of endless profit has hollowed out everything that makes life worth living
      This is the entire reason I started lifting and eating only what I cook myself at home. All convenience food is designed to make you fat and reliant on it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      as a child I used to hate having old, backwards, traditional parents but now I realise I won the lottery. Since I was 6 I cooked and baked together with my mother every day and on weekends while other children played footie I had to help my father work on cars or stuff around the house, making me a total outcast. Now I'm 32 and see how people my age are completely helpless at almost everything but especially cooking. Most people I know just get junk food every day.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Now I'm 32 and see how people my age are completely helpless at almost everything but especially cooking. Most people I know just get junk food every day.
        This , I thought my parents were boring and shit...
        Now I truly enjoy the basic calm lifestyle..

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >import browns who have no restraint
    >give them welfare and fatty foods
    >they hamplanet up
    >jews on the news say french (whites) are now fat
    Same thing happened to the USA with hispanics.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everything is because of brown people
      so fricking moronic.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        only most bad things

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this can't be true because I hate my white dad!
        So fricking moronic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro you are not from america if you think white people arent gargantuanly fat here. asians are the last hold out from being a complete disgrace physique wise

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bampu

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >europe has always been about 20 years behind america
    >euros make fun of americans endlessly for being obese
    >fast forward to 2030
    >everyone in europe is obese

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Africans and Middle Easterners get fat as shit in an environment of Western plenty

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk (african variety)

    also arab over 30. It's crazy how they often are rail thin ealry then fricking INFLATE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there another variety?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jamaicans
        >brazilians
        >melanesians
        >aboriginals
        >americans

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Using BMI instead of Broca, also immigration.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Le p'tit dej avec du jus d'orange et tartines au Nutella

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP's image
    Tell me, oh high and mighty IST, with your broad knowledge, culture and wisdom.
    Tell me, IST, you who are usually way less gullible than the average joe and does scientific research on cico.

    I saw a few weeks ago a video on twitter during the riots in france : a truck opened its cargo doors and people of colour popped out of it, face covered, wielding bats and stuff. The text covering the video was "bro what is going on in france rn"

    But oh ? Wait a second.
    "Users added context" : this is not in France but happened in California 2016 where blablabla..."

    Oh, it looks like some misinformation, dont you think ? Some witty troll on the internetz really want the french to get an even worse rap hmm ?

    Now, wise IST. How would this image be any different ? Have you ever heard of "photoshop" ?
    Have you ever heard of "html editing" ?
    Hasnt anyone told you most of the shit you see on the internet is fake (especially on 4Foon, kek)

    Lads.
    The only right anon here is the one saying that he mostly saw skinnyfats but no obese.

    Get real, touch some grass, go exercise

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frick is this
      kill urself.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ur
        Ah, I win by default...sad !

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          meds

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            schizoposting again, i see ? The nice woman with the white shirt will come with your stingyneedly soon, dont worry !

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ur
      Ah, I win by default...sad !

      schizoposting again, i see ? The nice woman with the white shirt will come with your stingyneedly soon, dont worry !

      Primo shitposting. The format is modern, but the mindset harkens back to the old days. Keep up the good work.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanms anon, i put a lot of work in these.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And just as it turned out that there were black hoodlums torching France, this headline is also real...

      https://www.rfi.fr/en/france/20210701-half-of-french-population-either-obese-or-overweight

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1 adult in every 6
        Thats still not 50% unless im mistaken
        >or overweight
        Literally everyone, everywhere has a slight roll of fat :O

        But kudos for providing a link anon

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what went wrong with France
    do you have a minute?

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >entire diet of simple carbs, wine, cigarettes, and kilos of butter in every meal

    The real question is how did they stave off obesity as long as they did

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >let me tell you about your country

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It will never stop being funny how poorly europeans take being joked on

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cigarettes makes you fat

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cigarettes increase visceral fat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about kilos of butter used since the middle age meanwhile wine and carbs since rome conquered gallia but everybody are becoming fat in the last 20 years?

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BILLIONS MUST DIET

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I Want women to be as fat as possible because my test levels are not measurable with your human science

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yurope will never be as fat as na because walking & biking is encouraged in their city design. Public transportation encourages walking. Also their portion sizes tend to be smaller

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the snailBlack person talk in this thread is giving me a nose bleed

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is pretty much accepted in France is the US equivalent of Europe. Big country, everyone hate them and they are fricking morons with 80% of basketball people that burns everything to the ground every time one of them get what they deserve.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's all the saturated fat they eat over there causing them to be fat and sick
    the fat you eat is the fat that you wear

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