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Jiggly French Wojette is so fricking hot holy shit
This.
Absolutely would.
Disgusting Frog Frickers.
>not attracted to pudgy girls
NGMI
It's not that she's fat. It's that she's French.
Unrated and Brit pilled.
Germans make the best porn on the planet, but the French and Czechs are always giving them a run for the money. Then the UK is in 4th.
>Germans make the best porn on the planet
Not really, no. Unless you like piss in which case opinion discarded
Imagine feeding her a pain au chocolat while you pound her hard from behind
how would my arms reach?
Is this a euphemism for letting her suck bbc while you frick her
Mon dieu...
Quintessentially American post.
Ah well, checked.
Bon les mecs on va se mentir on le ferait tous si elle demandait non ?
Mes aïeux je te prie d’arrêter si je bande plus je crève là fréro
it's disgusting and youre re moronic
Black person moment
There must be more drawings of her.
vgh... les françaises obèses... ma bite crève le plafond, les gars... j'imagine une petite branlette espagnole aux nibards énormes et puis... ah merde, j'en peux plus...
Va te branler chacal
je peux pas, mec... je me branle que trois fois par semaine au maximum et ben... vendredi c'était la troisième, tu vois... maintenant il faut attendre jusqu'à minuit... mais ça coûte rien de caca-poster alors... nous voilà...
C'est pas oim à qui t'a répondu gros
J'les aime rondouillardes mais je me branle pas j'suis pas vulgaire comme ça gros on se calme c'est bon
>t.
>unironically Reminds me of my ex
>Half the French population is either obese or overweight
>The guy being weighed is a Black person
>The doctor is white
>France
lol
lmao
the doctor should be arab, its france after all
In the US it's Indians, Chinese, and israelites mostly. What are the doctor ethnicities of your countries anons?
>greece
>greek
Κι ας παραμείνει έτσι.
i was sent to greece every summer for 3 years after my mom died when i was 11. When I was 12 I hurt myself on a bicycle and got taken to a greek emerg cause i was bleeding quite badly on my elbow. the doctor came into my room with a cigg in his mouth, 4 nurses held me down while the ripped the skin up and cleaned my wound and stitched me and the doctor finished his cigg after.
I 100% believe this
it was some regional hospital though, right?
Britbong here. They used to be all be white British, then we had more white Europeans. Since brexit the Euros all left and the white Brits are all retiring so now they're all Indian, Pakistani, and some africans
>spain
>spanish
> Catalonia
> Brown people who call themselves Spanish and are not but lie and eat Haram food
Poland
Arabs
I'm Swedish. A lot of doctors here are Persians and Syriacs (fake made up ethnicity tbh they're just Christian arabs). I've also come across quite a few South Americans but alas most doctors are Swedes.
Romania
Arabs & boomer romanians that smoke 3 packs a day
Germany:
Germans
Turks
assistants are made up of Germans/Eastern Euro women because that position has ridiculous salaries for what you're doing.
I've never met or heard of a turk doctor. Syrians, Egyptians yes, but not turks.
c'est fini
>Italy
>Italian
I'm France arab doctors are overepresented in the public sector, in the private it's mostly whites and israelites.
>israel
>israeli
>no chubby french gf
Why even live?
Its funny watching europoors talk shit about the US like they aren't just as fricking fat.
europe is less fat than america but europe is rising at the same rate america did and is only about 10-15 years behind. germany is at the same place america was in 2008 and rising at the same rate.
Yeah even in 2010 I saw more fat fricks in Europe than the particular part of the US I live in. The eastern side of the country really inflates the average weight.
>the eastern side
California is like 80% hispanics and hispanics are 80% fat, you delusional clown. You don't even represent your own state.
>inb4 I live in colorado
No one cares about south park.
Where did I say California, frickhead? Don't act like Alabama/Mississippi etc. Isn't the fattest part of the country lol.
There's California and colorado, no one cares about literally whoming or oregano.
>There's California and Colorado
Black person who lives in eastern shit holes only cares about shit holes. Makes sense.
Either way my point still stands. Eurocucks act like the US is a monolith when it is very different depending on where you are.
it's a cesspit filled with mutts wherever you are. the US hasn't been a white country since WW2
Europeans don't have valid opinions
America was never a white country, it has always had brown people since before europeans showed up
L O L!
They never show the complete statistics (spread instead of average values, age normalized etc.) but I was in the US in 2004 and I'd say they were still much fatter when compared to Germans today and it's probably the same in France. I get why Germany is high in the statistics, basically every man over 30 has a belly from drinking too much beer and most of the old c**ts are also fat as frick because their lives consist of sitting at home all day and taking bus rides to some cafe where they eat cake and get scammed by kitchen ware salesmen. But it's extremely rare to see a relatively young hamplanet in Germany, while they are everywhere in the US. Fatass scooters don't even exist. The fattest people at German unis are CS Indians, 90% of people there are slim. I'm sure that if you disregard the ages >70 and look at obese instead of overweight people the gap between Germany and the US is still enormous. Counting someone with a BMI of 25 in the same group as a 600 lbs obeast is just stupid.
Hans there's no need to get so defensive brudi. Every society on earth is getting fatter, you aren't special.
lay off the snails, bros...
The shit ive seen on this board wouldn't be even come CLOSE TO the time a homie told me he SLURPED THAT SNAIL at 2 Michelin star restaurant , EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
It's like eating mushrooms
Snails are so fricking good, I need to go out and get some on my next cheat day
I had escargot prepared exactly like this by my French bro's grandparents. They were decent, not unlike oysters in texture
FRICK it's been a while since I had escargot. Now I've got a craving.
It just tastes like garlic butter on something crunchy. Utterly overrated like most of French cuisine.
To think Brits get shit on over their cuisine.
Same thing that happened in America: the slow destruction of traditional meals in favor of cheap, convenient over processed corporate slop made of nothing, but fat and salt.
Similarly coupled with the destruction of multi-generational family living. The elderly have the time to cook meals that take hours to prepare, and can look after children too young to go to school while the adults work. Even better is when siblings and cousins live together: their working days will always be different, thus ensuring there's always someone to take care of the children on any given day.
It wasn't until recently that people lived alone, or lived only with their spouse and children while both adults worked. They're trying to destroy traditional living in order to create more mindless consumption.
>more fat French cuties
Almost makes me hate the French less.
i do not believe somebody drew that belly without the intention to give me an erection
I wish fat b***hes looked like this irl. Cant even get your caricatures right
Where I work (near Paris) I take the trains and busses
I'd say 30% of the people I see are overweight and by overweight I mean they have like 10kg too many
I just pulled this list up and I don't know how accurate it is but it's funny how all of the top countries sound like third or second-world tier nations. World hunger really seems to be solved, I guess the starving African children are mostly in countries that are fricked by war or something and are deliberately blocked from getting food
what's interesting is that they're specifically island nations
islanders eat like fricking crazy, they also have insane genetics to put on weight both fat and muscle but they are pretty lazy tbh, its why they are so good at rugby
They are and have been for quite a while. Furthermore this has been known for decades and any “nonprofit” asking for charity under this pretense is a bigger grifter than any of the gays you hear about on here
People like the maori and samoans build up fat faster than europeans. The change to a european diet really fricked them over
yeah, there was a wave of pacific islander in sumo like pic related, all of them were BIG
This is true. They are wayyy less starchy food than they currently do. Polynesians actually just looked like healthy white people before they all turned to high sugar, high carb diets. Also they don’t really eat to their metabolism which is incredibly efficient at using food, meaning they actually should be eating way less than other races, traversing across the pacific with limited food, only the hungries of skellys survived the voyages.
we taught them how to fry fish instead of eating it raw like cavemen and this is how they ended up baka
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_Pacific#:~:text=Obesity%20in%20the%20Pacific%20Islands,Micronutrient%20deficiencies%20are%20also%20common.)
People have enough calories but they eat very badly in the third world, very little meat and lots of cheap carbs and vegetable oils.
>half
by masse of per capita?
sacre bleu we ad teu much foi gras and buttere hon hon hon
Underrated post
Only 12.5% are obese though. Who care if some 50 year old or Black person woman has a bmi of 27?
In my country it's 74% overweight or obese
>it's the US
Yeah because there's a massive difference between a 29BMI fatty and a 31BMI fatty right
Well most obese aren't just a little obese they're really fricking obese, like 30lbs+ into obese, so it does matter.
>most obese aren't just a little obese they're really fricking obese
Yes most obese people are 50+ BMI not 30-35 right
Kultur of croissant in the morning and evening
t. kraut
All of the arabs and nafris are surely the ones pumping up those numbers
Isn't it because the french diet consists of a lot of white bread and small cakes?
When everyone smoked there was no issue, and people kept themselves lean. Now they need to eat much more to sate their hunger.
Same with americans, the norm is white bread
Frog here, half seems a bit much, but it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s close. I see a lot of young 15-25 yo completely out of shape, culprit is cheap fast food popping everywhere. A lot of people seems to enjoy "french tacos" who are marketed towards youngsters and are cheaper than traditional french meals.
This is surprising, I would think most of the people who are overweight+ are not actually French and come from Northern Africa or the Middle East. I don't see many overweight people except the expected cases such as older people. The average French male looks closer to a skinny fat dweeb than an overweight one
Nan mais sérieux c'est quoi cette horreur
Faut se faire soigner là notre gastronomie c'est quand même une grande partie de notre héritage et patrimoine c'est quoi ce truc Américain à deux francs cinquante
>no true Frenchman
There is such a thing as an ethnic Frenchman, rabbi. Isn't it Shabbat today? Not very kosher to be using technology today.
Because you are a degenerate
Pretty much this
frick you and your moronic numbers
how dare you criticize amerilads with your "four twenties eighteen" get the frick outta here!
French guy here, there are few reasons why obesity is increasing in France
In high school we have to do 3-4 hours of sports, when people leave it to join university they stop practicing sports.
Alcohol, many young people start drinking and more earlier and a lot of quantity. Especially for girls which are drinking more than men
Food, as my colleague said
people eat more fast food and industrial meals which contains more fat
Sorry for all of my English mistakes
I've seen more fatasses here in Italy in the last year than I would see in 10 years as a kid, it's maddening.
Anyway why do they always say "either overweight or obese"? Seems redundant, like saying "x% of the population is either taller than 180cm or taller than 190cm"
they dropped their traditional diet of lard and butter and all started eating fruit and rice
Carbs. Just like every other country which became obese.
>a fricking ketolard
Weird, the vast majority of younger people I see in the street or at work seem lean (I don't live in Paris though). I'm guessing it's the boomers shitting up the stats.
It’s not boomers or millennials/zoomers even in the US. It’s 40-64 year olds. With 25%-55% of these people being obese in like every single country on earth
Unironically Africans. You only see the slim ones on TV when they burn something down but all the older browns are fat as frick, especially the muslim women are all fat.
french baguette here, don't worry, fat shaming is still a thing and calling fatties '' gros lard'' is common, obesity is 17% of population and we don't have hamplanet or mobility scooter at supermarket, of course we got hit by the obesity crisis, no one is safe from it in the west, but fat acceptance is not a thing outside twitter and instagram
Only answer:
Goylsop
Browns
because frenchies are the dictionary definition of degenerate and cuckold.
>What went wrong?
colonialism backfired
>pudgy
pls no
>A country that adds 1 stick of butter to all cooking recipes
I'm shocked
>butter
oh cheri, that's the northern part of france who cooks with butter, the southern part cook with olive oil like a stoner jaimie oliver
it's an absolute mystery everyone i know is either fit or flat as frick no inbetween.
i think we have a bigger problem with alcohol than with food.
test
wh-why is that wojak so attractive
Unless the state pushes harsh food regulations to discourage unhealthy dietary habits, you simply must make a conserted, lifelong effort to eating healthy and working out frequently to be healthy in the west.
If you just "go with the flow" in a western country, you will be overweight or obese. There is no doubt about it. The pursuit of endless profit has hollowed out everything that makes life worth living.
>The pursuit of endless profit has hollowed out everything that makes life worth living
This is the entire reason I started lifting and eating only what I cook myself at home. All convenience food is designed to make you fat and reliant on it.
as a child I used to hate having old, backwards, traditional parents but now I realise I won the lottery. Since I was 6 I cooked and baked together with my mother every day and on weekends while other children played footie I had to help my father work on cars or stuff around the house, making me a total outcast. Now I'm 32 and see how people my age are completely helpless at almost everything but especially cooking. Most people I know just get junk food every day.
>Now I'm 32 and see how people my age are completely helpless at almost everything but especially cooking. Most people I know just get junk food every day.
This , I thought my parents were boring and shit...
Now I truly enjoy the basic calm lifestyle..
>import browns who have no restraint
>give them welfare and fatty foods
>they hamplanet up
>jews on the news say french (whites) are now fat
Same thing happened to the USA with hispanics.
>everything is because of brown people
so fricking moronic.
only most bad things
>this can't be true because I hate my white dad!
So fricking moronic
bro you are not from america if you think white people arent gargantuanly fat here. asians are the last hold out from being a complete disgrace physique wise
bampu
>europe has always been about 20 years behind america
>euros make fun of americans endlessly for being obese
>fast forward to 2030
>everyone in europe is obese
Africans and Middle Easterners get fat as shit in an environment of Western plenty
Black folk (african variety)
also arab over 30. It's crazy how they often are rail thin ealry then fricking INFLATE
Is there another variety?
>jamaicans
>brazilians
>melanesians
>aboriginals
>americans
Using BMI instead of Broca, also immigration.
Le p'tit dej avec du jus d'orange et tartines au Nutella
>OP's image
Tell me, oh high and mighty IST, with your broad knowledge, culture and wisdom.
Tell me, IST, you who are usually way less gullible than the average joe and does scientific research on cico.
I saw a few weeks ago a video on twitter during the riots in france : a truck opened its cargo doors and people of colour popped out of it, face covered, wielding bats and stuff. The text covering the video was "bro what is going on in france rn"
But oh ? Wait a second.
"Users added context" : this is not in France but happened in California 2016 where blablabla..."
Oh, it looks like some misinformation, dont you think ? Some witty troll on the internetz really want the french to get an even worse rap hmm ?
Now, wise IST. How would this image be any different ? Have you ever heard of "photoshop" ?
Have you ever heard of "html editing" ?
Hasnt anyone told you most of the shit you see on the internet is fake (especially on 4Foon, kek)
Lads.
The only right anon here is the one saying that he mostly saw skinnyfats but no obese.
Get real, touch some grass, go exercise
the frick is this
kill urself.
>ur
Ah, I win by default...sad !
meds
schizoposting again, i see ? The nice woman with the white shirt will come with your stingyneedly soon, dont worry !
Primo shitposting. The format is modern, but the mindset harkens back to the old days. Keep up the good work.
Thanms anon, i put a lot of work in these.
And just as it turned out that there were black hoodlums torching France, this headline is also real...
https://www.rfi.fr/en/france/20210701-half-of-french-population-either-obese-or-overweight
>1 adult in every 6
Thats still not 50% unless im mistaken
>or overweight
Literally everyone, everywhere has a slight roll of fat :O
But kudos for providing a link anon
>what went wrong with France
do you have a minute?
>entire diet of simple carbs, wine, cigarettes, and kilos of butter in every meal
The real question is how did they stave off obesity as long as they did
>let me tell you about your country
It will never stop being funny how poorly europeans take being joked on
>cigarettes makes you fat
cigarettes increase visceral fat
How about kilos of butter used since the middle age meanwhile wine and carbs since rome conquered gallia but everybody are becoming fat in the last 20 years?
BILLIONS MUST DIET
I Want women to be as fat as possible because my test levels are not measurable with your human science
Yurope will never be as fat as na because walking & biking is encouraged in their city design. Public transportation encourages walking. Also their portion sizes tend to be smaller
the snailBlack person talk in this thread is giving me a nose bleed
It is pretty much accepted in France is the US equivalent of Europe. Big country, everyone hate them and they are fricking morons with 80% of basketball people that burns everything to the ground every time one of them get what they deserve.
It's all the saturated fat they eat over there causing them to be fat and sick
the fat you eat is the fat that you wear