Whats lifts will help me get a faithful Christian wife?

Whats lifts will help me get a faithful Christian wife?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LIFT THE CROSS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Listen to this guy, he gets it. He also gets double dubz. The thing about nice Christian wives are that you don't have to find one at all, Jesus will do it for you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      >wanting a christian wife
      lmao imagine never having anything to talk about with the person you're stuck with for the rest of your life.

      Honestly, that is the fuckin dream wife. The fact you think it's horrible shows how degenerate of a consumer you (society) has become.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting a christian wife
    lmao imagine never having anything to talk about with the person you're stuck with for the rest of your life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Theology, scripture study, etc. are interesting to discuss, retard. What do secular whores talk about, how many abortions they've had?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Epic fantasy bro

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Okay? Again, what do whores talk about that's so interesting?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hey babe, I love God and His Word
        >same husband, I have read The Word as well and accept it as Divine Truth
        Riveting conversation.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You have the lives of the saints, church history, podcasts and books out out by religious organizations. Deep-diving into the "Apocrypha." Theres more to talk about than just the standard Protestant OT/NT

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So basically you hit up the Christianity Extended Universe library and fanfiction websites? Sounds stimulating.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lmao that shit is so gay. No wonder you're a virgin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      go back to plebbit gay
      >oh no my waifu doesnt know batman
      boo hoo capeshit waste of digits

      Not heretical necessarily but certainly sacrilegious and probably blasphemous. I hope they're rounded up and hanged one day.

      based day of the rope fan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cope.

      What do you talk about with your partners? Netflix original series? The latest celebrity drama? The thousandth serial killer documentary? What latte is better at Starbucks?

      Fucking normalfag

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What do you talk about with your partners? Netflix original series?
        yes? that sounds comfy. talking about a 2000 year old book is cringe.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dumb fucking atheist the New Testament is 1900 years old

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is why you are ngmi, in case you were wondering

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Imbecile. That book contains infinite potential arguments about philosophy, morality, etc.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            your mom contained infinite potential arguments about philosophy, morality, etc. when she decided not to abort your ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I see you much prefer having you girl talk about the 1000 men she fucked before you, gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol what's important is she's with me now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not for long. it’s just your turn.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Actual hookers are indeed the only important job a woman can have after being a mother.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Her worth is going to tank so hard she'll kill herself and it will be glorious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even religious but implying that non religious femoids have a more interesting conversation is pants on head retarded. They're stupid and npc regardless of upbringing. At least the religious nuts are not also whorish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? Talk about fucking, your dick in her lovely face. Talk about your kids or future kids, your extended families, the neighbours, whatever thing is in the news and whatever shit is on tv. Then retire to your room to play vidya or whatever you like. There you go. Maybe fuck her again later. What else do you want.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What else do you want.
        to talk to her about geopolitics and economics.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >wanting to talk to holes about geopolitics and economics
          Do zoomers really?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          AHAHAHAHAHAH
          good luck

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fucking retard, women are logically inconsistent and parrot the opinions of the strongest social group in their lives, you must be very young and naive to want to debate your gf lol. You lead, she follows, end of story

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine untainted by hollywood propaganda, disgusting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon in a different thread ruined this wemb. Saying how she looks like Bruce Campbell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I married a girl like this and it's great. 6 million% better than the horrific POF thots I tried to date before

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How?
        Where do these women exist?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Roastie hands typed this post.
      You'll never have a fulfilling relationship because you're used up, damaged goods. That's why you seethe and demoralize the girls who made right life choices (not being hoes), trying to bring them down to your crab bucket.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok burger bros l, where do I find this?
      Please help, I am living in degenerate Australia - where they are systematically dismantling family and family values.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Go to a Mennonite church. That's what I'm doing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most parts of: Montana, Wyoming, Utah, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Minnesota
        Rural parts of: Idaho, Wisconsin, Maine, Michigan, Vermont, New Hampshire, Texas, New York (?)
        Possible in rural parts of any state, but most of the coastal states and southern states are pozzed. New York is only up there because NYC is a very tiny corner of the mostly rural state, and Texas has fought hard politically to not be as gay as its neighbors. But the big cities are still pozzed.
        Now to get citizenship…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want her so bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She’s a damn knockout

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh fuck boys. That is some grade A wife material right there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        K-K-Keep your h-h-h-hands off her devil!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        WTF you stay away from her!!! She’s a child of GOD!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love her I don’t even know her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fucked a dumb slut like this. Met her when she was on rumspringa or some shit. Wrote her letters for 2 years while I did whatever. She thought I loved her or some shit kek. She left her betrothed to come to me and we fucked for like a month. She was horrid at first, great for 2 weeks, then clammed up and felt self conscious. I left after that. Too boring. i think she married some latter day saints oldgay. Whatever kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You made that up and you STILL sound like an insane gay. I hope your mother dies instantly in a freak accident this year. If she’s already dead (good) I hope it happens to you instead.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a tryhard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope that she is blessed with many daughters to pass her gentleness to and many sons to show what they should be aiming for in life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a Npc dork

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lmao imagine never having anything to talk about with the person you're stuck with for the rest of your life.

      Is it possible for two people to date each other but have nothing to talk about?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody tell him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      You might get reinvited to your libfagHispanicnig discord and get to cope there. Either way, get off my board.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is literally all I have ever wanted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tradwife knows nothing about pop culture

      And that's a good thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Genuinely retarded if you honestly believe this woman knows what a horror movie is before knowing who Batman is. Obviously staged just for the tiktok likes.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like the one on the left most

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She cooked you some breakfast

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So she's not a real christian but an
        e-whore?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i love tomboys yum yum

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >tomboy
          not a tomboy but a bro named tom

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's gros!. Do you have the source so I can make sure I stay away from it. Thank you on advance.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This. I would also like to make the argument of people who like fucked up gore stuff that I would see it so that I may be desensitized and stronger for having watched all of the terrible things of this earth.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        whom tho?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wait hold up, does it have a penis though? cant believe thats even a logical question nowadays

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He in fact does have a penis, and this is a slide thread.

          This. I would also like to make the argument of people who like fucked up gore stuff that I would see it so that I may be desensitized and stronger for having watched all of the terrible things of this earth.

          Anon that's a pic from a porn photoshoot, all those women are prostitutes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >She cooked you some breakfast
        with a side of monkey pox I see.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >something seems off, my instincts can tell

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2, 5, 1, 3, 4, 6

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      165243

      no, it's
      251463

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no its 42% stupid

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anon those arend faithful christian wives, those are trannies about to shoot a heretical porno film

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not heretical necessarily but certainly sacrilegious and probably blasphemous. I hope they're rounded up and hanged one day.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize 1 as a chud and 5 as a femoid prostitute. The others are no doubt moids and chuds

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh god, the blonde on the right, 10/10 would convert for

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Preacher Curls

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >20 posts
    >no one has recognized kenzie marie yet
    kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most people don't memorize the names of D-list pornstars, my porn-addicted friend

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        um sweetie kenzie is top tier. her scenes with dmac and dredd are legendary.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      her "name" is Kenzie Reeves idiot learn to coom

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thanks fact check coomer bro

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Was mildly amused at the dumb whore dancing to her ill baby but when she did that fucking head turn thing I spit my drink laughing what the fuck was that lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ngl, i would impregnate her and leave her after going for a pack of smokes. what do i gotta do to get me a white trash harem?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You'll keep jerking off into kleenex gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Social media is a plague

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cadence Lux is better.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least two of those are men, so I'd say it's 50/50 for the rest of them.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Their combined body count is in the thousands

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get yourselves a real woman, IST

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >those long pencil fingers.
      God she must give the meanest handjobs. I can only imagine what her toes are like.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me daisy taylor fucks kenzie reeves

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sumthn ain't right, bros....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As if the demented withering face of that hag wasn't enough of an indication

  15. 1 month ago
    I hate women

    165243

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the collective body count here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one is an actual pornstar so I'll guess around 500 for all of them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >one is an actual pornstar
        bruh they all are

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          names?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >one is an actual pornstar
            bruh they all are

            Well someone post the scene or at least give a lead to find it

            4 is cadence lux
            5 is kenzie marie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          whos the blonde on the left?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            do not delve deeper into this subject anon. disappoint awaits you. you have been warned.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >oh no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1000+, not joking, that's an actual estimate

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    theres no single woman in churches that arent used up whores claiming to be born again. you have to be stupid lucky to go to church and stumble upon a virgin christian who isnt already taken by somebody

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is the truth the christian larpers don't want you to hear, if a girl is a regular at church, she is either:
      >used, like super used up, raped, gaped and scraped, only god can forgive her now
      >already brainwashed by the man she married when she was 16
      >ugly as sin, only god can love her
      >actually schizophrenic
      gods plan

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >raped, gaped and scraped
        stealing that phrase anon ty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is your brain on gnomish memes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bros the more I read this post the more sense it makes, this isn't true r...right?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, the time to fight was in the 1940s. Do you think it's gotten any better?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If she's older (like 30+), single, and christian, it is.

          Maybe she's a fresh widow and still great wife material, but she'll either get taken quickly, or lose herself to whoredom quickly.

          You have to pick them young, Anon. Most young girls are lost, but almost ALL older girls are lost too...... so your better shot is going younger

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            but that post even says if she's young she's taken already

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy fucking based, hit the nail and a nerve anon, good job

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        t. has never been to a church

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is what happens when your worldview is exclusively from 4chan

          Seethe larpfags, I was raised catholic and pol is gays you pretend to read, also like catholics haha

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Who*
            Sorry I'm phone posting because I actually go to the gym

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nerve = struck

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Someone already used that terminology in this thread in favor of my post, you parrot, just like you parrot the "teachings" of "someone" who "existed" 2000 years ago

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe lol. Didn’t read.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                then how do you know he's seething?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Ednaldo Jimenez Diego Estaban de la Reyes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is what happens when your worldview is exclusively from 4chan

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this post goes hard, I know a woman in my religious family that fits each of those points

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wtf is that image

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >All christian girls are horrific abominations
        Good bait, look at those replies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know this is true, but damn I'm tired of living in such a negative world.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but i thought that if i went to church i would be able to find a good woman who could make up for the fact that i was a virgin until i was 28 like me and all of my IST friends

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bruh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol you have no idea what you're talking about. i met my wife in church after both of us graduated from college and she's only been with 2 guys and one of them was from high school. get a life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >only been with 2 guys
        no one tell him kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tell him what? He already knows other guys ejaculated in his wife's vagina.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is the truth the christian larpers don't want you to hear, if a girl is a regular at church, she is either:
      >used, like super used up, raped, gaped and scraped, only god can forgive her now
      >already brainwashed by the man she married when she was 16
      >ugly as sin, only god can love her
      >actually schizophrenic
      gods plan

      >Seething this bad over christians
      I can tell neither of you have ever been to a church.
      The vast majority of girls in their 20s at church are already married with kids. So yes, none of them are virgins because they've already squeezed out 2-3 kids.
      Whether or not they were virgins before they got married is a different story.
      There are some virgins in their 20s waiting for marriage in the ultra conservative churches. But good luck ever bagging them since they're holding out for the next charming youth leader, and they certainly aren't going for terminally online virgins that just started larping as christians 6 months ago.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Checked
        They're either gaytheists and/or incels that believe all women are whores because they read a handful of twatter posts of women behaving in a whorish manner.
        Let them believe whatever dumb shit about women. Less competition for you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was raised catholic and practiced until I was 16 gay
        nice digits tho

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was also raised Catholic and am still practicing.
          NO is soulless and attracts the worst kinds of Catholics, that much I will admit to.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of churches it's just a giant sausagefest.
      >go to church! Find a wife!
      Is a meme. Now, it is good to go to church of course, but you probably arent going to find a spouse there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your goal to going to church is worship. You worship the Lord God and keep faith. Then comes community. Make friends with your brothers and express the desire of finding a wife. This is standard networking 101, make connections. Then make connections with their connections until you find the girls.
        Besides, trying to date girls at a church you actively attend is risky unless you get off to awkward conversations when things don't work out.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i only recognize the #1 bros? is this bad.?

    who is #2? she is the most attractive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >daisy taylor
    nice. her best scene is with luna love (the ts)

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Preachers curls till failure while listening to Christian metal

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Joanna Angel? I'm trying to quit porn but that bitch still haunts my wet dreams

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None of those women are Christian

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no born again virgin gf

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well someone post the scene or at least give a lead to find it

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ww.eporner.com/video-T28zHlC6I5p/the-path-to-forgiveness-pt-1-cadence-lux-daisy-taylor-joanna-angel/
    found it

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You people are such god damn gays. Every time the Colby video is posted you declare your love and ask where you can get a girl like that. And every time I tell you go to Mennonite churches. And not ONCE have any of you ever said anything to this.
    You're NO SHOW. ALL TALK. You will NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IN LIFE for this reason. You will die alone or marry some used up roastie and YOU WILL DESERVE IT.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go to a Mennonite church. That's what I'm doing.

      Appreciate it cuz, I will find my way to the States first.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a trad catholic, I don't date protties

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was also raised Catholic and am still practicing.
        NO is soulless and attracts the worst kinds of Catholics, that much I will admit to.

        Catholic chads represent. Hope you boys find your virgin spouse to bear you many children ASAP

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you brother, may the Lord bless you richly for your words of charity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you allowed to just show up to a Mennonite church? Showing up sniffing around for puss sounds like a good way to get your ass kicked

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Happens all the time at other Protestant churches. If you're decent looking, guys will try hook you up with girls.
        t. Have dabbled with protestant churches for the sole purpose of finding a wife

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have to mean it
        If you want to be part of a trad church it's a good bet to join anyways

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This whole series is a bunch of lesbian pussy licking and absolutely zero cock
    what a waste of time

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tradfags thinking you can find wife material in church
    You’re time to find your wife in church was when you were younger than 16 or 18. There’s a reason why single girl at church past that age are single
    >t. dated a vindictive church cunt for half a year

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm to an extent. The Christian girls marry early or they're completely absent because they fuck off to the big city to deconstruct their faith and mess their lives up.

      I'll probably have to marry a non-Christian and make raising kids up in the church non-negotiable because there simply aren't enough Christian women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Relying on your own abilities to find a wife
      Practice prayer and fasting. Have faith and God will lead you to a woman.
      Blessed is he who keeps faith he can find a good faithful woman in this wicked generation.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dads a pastor and I went to church every Sunday my whole life
    There are no girls my age. There were at one time but they left. One became a lesbian and left.
    The older kids grew up and
    >one marries a moron who gets her pregnant and leaves
    >one fucks a white trash kid and gets pregnant, he leaves
    >one becomes an alcoholic and quits going
    There is one girl, single, my age at my church but she is extremely ugly like a porcelain doll face, weird, and giving off femcel vibes, like she is jealous of pretty girls. She asks me out to lunch all the time and I’m forced to go because she’s from church and it’s awful.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you seeing a pattern here? you know what you have to do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Boohoo I have to go out with an average looking girl instead of pornstar looking girls

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao if she’s fat fair point but otherwise I hope this is bait. If it’s not, it sounds to me like you’re living in a hell of your own creation. I’m not even a religious man but good luck bro

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have seen every single one of their buttholes

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Married a Catholic girl. Forgot what lifts I did to achieve that. Sorry lol.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >another thread where everyone on IST pretends to be a born again christian
    >another thread asking for le trad christian wife while spewing racial slurs and misogyny

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >modern Christian women
    >faithful

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is there even a faithful woman christian or not?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who is #5 blonde???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kenzie reeves

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