I'm not keto, but beer has a fuckton more calories than whisky, vodka. Also beer is filled with estrogen, literally an emasculating drink. Either drink scotch/vodka or chud out already.
Huh, I never thought of that. I might try that next time. Alcoholics literally can't help themselves and have to either autistically start asking questions, or start trying to force you to drink.
>Bartender here
All the fit people ever order is Tito’s and soda (I personally like kettle one), with maybe a splash of cran. Some older in shape guys will do like crown and diet! Cocktail wise though? They’re all loaded with sugar, and no bar food is IST approved! So there’s that
here
How weird is it to go to a bar JUST for the food? I was driving past one once with my windows down, and it smelled good. I've never been to a bar though, so I'd feel out of place regardless.
Honestly, just go in and order soda water (club soda) with a lime! It’ll look like a gin and tonic or vodka soda. It’s a trick I used to do when I was DD! Or if I’m out soloing looking for sloots. I wouldn’t think it was weird but then again I’m chill and don’t really care what other people do as long as it isn’t interrupting my flow lol
whiskey and vodka neat or on the rocks is all i can drink now. gin too but who drinks gin. glad i enjoyed beer and cocktails while i could rip digestive system
Ask for some water in shot glasses. Do the shots and make a sour face, but then just hang out and act normal. By the end of the night you'll be the most intelligent and well spoken person in the room despite faking a bunch of Vodka shots.
I came up with this after a night of drinking where my friends told me they didn't know how much I had had to drink because I was pouring myself alcohol in a opaque cup, and I ended up vomiting before even demonstrating many of the symptoms my friends would've caught.
Even funnier: ask for some shots of water in shot glasses and a glass of ice water or sugary chaser to wash it down better, it really sells the gimmick.
Probably a martini as far as conventional cocktails go, just liquor and a bit of dry wine. Issue is martinis kinda suck and you're at risk of looking like a James Bond wannabe. Anything that's just liquor or with soda water is relatively low cal but still empty calories. Avoid liqueurs like Midori, Campari because theyre almost always all just sugar water and ethanol. Avoid sour mixes in whiskey sour, gimlet, daiquiri, etc for the same reason; maybe you can ask the bartender if he has sugarfree syrups though, in which case those suddenly become good options. A couple beers is probably fine for a single night drinking, Id probably pick something deliberately high alcohol like an imperial ipa or stout around the 9+% abv so you can drink less calories overall than multiple beers and still get buzzed. Similarly a single glass of wine isnt going to do you in either. This should be obvious but dont go to college bars, those places always have really sucky drinks, low hygiene, theyre loud and uncomfortable and no one wants to be working there. If this is you, Id only buy bottled beer because I guarantee they dont clean their lines and their draft and cocktails are going to be bad. >t. beverage student
Forgot to mention gin and diet tonic water as a good choice, similar cocktails are the moscow mule with diet ginger beer and the rum/jack and diet coke. If its not sugarfree, dont drink anything with tonic or ginger beer etc in it because it'll have more sugar than a soda. White college girls love ordering gin and tonic for their "diets" and theyre completely oblivious
Cranberry Juice or water
>Cranberry juice
What, do you got your period?
autism? funny autiasm?
I got that reference.
Water.
Milkshake :3
Chicken wings (baked, plain hot sauce) and no fries.
1) Water
2) Scotch
3) anything but beer
How is scotch better than beer?
Scotch barely has any calories and it won't take long for you to get tipsy. On top of that it has little to no sugar.
It's a ketolard thing. He's saying beer is the worst because it has some carbs. They think alcohol is healthier than carbs.
beer is bad because of the estrogens, ketoschizo
I'm not keto, but beer has a fuckton more calories than whisky, vodka. Also beer is filled with estrogen, literally an emasculating drink. Either drink scotch/vodka or chud out already.
its true that beer has more, but all alcohol has estrogen in it
>drink whiskey
wait a second, thats not keto. So you admit the "keto" guru you hate so much does not even follow the diet and conuma carb heavy foods
Cum
You have to ask the right person
Club soda with lime.
Water that keeps alcoholics from bothering you.
Huh, I never thought of that. I might try that next time. Alcoholics literally can't help themselves and have to either autistically start asking questions, or start trying to force you to drink.
>to start
>1 pint of beer (non-chud)
>3 shots of vodka
>a cigarette
>play some pool
>take a huge shit in the bathroom
My usual is
>pint
>pint
>someone tries to order a shot [% of success]
>pool
>pint
>darts
>piss the bathroom
>>piss the bathroom
I know I'll regret asking but whats chud beer?
bud light
>Bartender here
All the fit people ever order is Tito’s and soda (I personally like kettle one), with maybe a splash of cran. Some older in shape guys will do like crown and diet! Cocktail wise though? They’re all loaded with sugar, and no bar food is IST approved! So there’s that
here
How weird is it to go to a bar JUST for the food? I was driving past one once with my windows down, and it smelled good. I've never been to a bar though, so I'd feel out of place regardless.
Honestly, just go in and order soda water (club soda) with a lime! It’ll look like a gin and tonic or vodka soda. It’s a trick I used to do when I was DD! Or if I’m out soloing looking for sloots. I wouldn’t think it was weird but then again I’m chill and don’t really care what other people do as long as it isn’t interrupting my flow lol
Whiskey soda in a pint glass
I get vodka on the rocks (120ish calories, should consume 3-4 for 500), or down a bottle of organic wine if I'm dining (500 calories)
its manageable
Directions on how to leave
Jagermeister. It's literally medicine.
whiskey and vodka neat or on the rocks is all i can drink now. gin too but who drinks gin. glad i enjoyed beer and cocktails while i could rip digestive system
Am I crippling myself socially if I only drink gin?
what kind of gin?
Hendricks gin is pretty good
i didn’t mean it in a degrading way. just an acquired taste
Milk
Ask for some water in shot glasses. Do the shots and make a sour face, but then just hang out and act normal. By the end of the night you'll be the most intelligent and well spoken person in the room despite faking a bunch of Vodka shots.
I came up with this after a night of drinking where my friends told me they didn't know how much I had had to drink because I was pouring myself alcohol in a opaque cup, and I ended up vomiting before even demonstrating many of the symptoms my friends would've caught.
Even funnier: ask for some shots of water in shot glasses and a glass of ice water or sugary chaser to wash it down better, it really sells the gimmick.
Probably a martini as far as conventional cocktails go, just liquor and a bit of dry wine. Issue is martinis kinda suck and you're at risk of looking like a James Bond wannabe. Anything that's just liquor or with soda water is relatively low cal but still empty calories. Avoid liqueurs like Midori, Campari because theyre almost always all just sugar water and ethanol. Avoid sour mixes in whiskey sour, gimlet, daiquiri, etc for the same reason; maybe you can ask the bartender if he has sugarfree syrups though, in which case those suddenly become good options. A couple beers is probably fine for a single night drinking, Id probably pick something deliberately high alcohol like an imperial ipa or stout around the 9+% abv so you can drink less calories overall than multiple beers and still get buzzed. Similarly a single glass of wine isnt going to do you in either. This should be obvious but dont go to college bars, those places always have really sucky drinks, low hygiene, theyre loud and uncomfortable and no one wants to be working there. If this is you, Id only buy bottled beer because I guarantee they dont clean their lines and their draft and cocktails are going to be bad.
>t. beverage student
Forgot to mention gin and diet tonic water as a good choice, similar cocktails are the moscow mule with diet ginger beer and the rum/jack and diet coke. If its not sugarfree, dont drink anything with tonic or ginger beer etc in it because it'll have more sugar than a soda. White college girls love ordering gin and tonic for their "diets" and theyre completely oblivious
Order a Mike Hawk. Secret code for people who wanna drink healthy.