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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    grim

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's a good looking 5'9 tho

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    40'' chest to 34'' waist is surprisingly good and doesn't quite fit with 87% being "unfit"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you know what "unfit" means.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok. Tell me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fitness dis dick in your butt

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            BAHAAHA

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a matter of physically being able to do particular tasks; the correlation it might have to proportions is only incidental.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What a pedantic dork you are. People who have certain "proportions" are almost certainly fit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Average waist is not 34 in america, I have 42 chest to 34 waist and I'm still dyel anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >6” drop
      Lmao
      That’s literally what most non-American clothes brands design clothes for. To be truly fit you need at least a 10” drop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you ignoring the 13" arms, only one pushup able to be performed, and the 12 minute mile?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think this pic is from like 15 years ago. Things have gotten so much worse.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >~$30 spent on supplements a year (creatine)
    >I do not own home exercise equipment
    >58 bpm
    >5 hours of exercise a week
    >I could do 7 pullups the last time I tried
    >Haven't ran a mile in a long time, no idea
    >6'1
    >Chest size 44"
    >No idea on bf %, I weigh 205lbs
    >16" flexed bicep
    >36" waistline
    >6.3" penis not pressed to pelvis

    I think I'm doing okay?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Notice the losers who make these threads never post their own pics.
    post body homosexual or tell us what (You)'re excuse is.
    But you have no excuse. You are just fat lazy ugly loser

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'5.5" aka god fricked me

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My penis is too big

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    topkek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most obese blobs would consider themselves fit or strong if asked. Your average hambeast is completely delusional.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fatties are stronger than skinnygays

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's cope except in extreme circumstances. Fatties get mogged when they go into a gym, which is part of the reason so many stop going.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone who doesn’t go to the gym will get mogged by someone who has gone regularly for a year. Put an untrained fat person against an untrained skinny person and it will be like an adult next to a child.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The average fatBlack person walks around at 2.5 miles an hour while skinnyGODS walk around and closer to 3.5, I can lift my leg above my waits, and I have 1 hour more of free time every day because I don't spend several hours a day eating.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This drives me up the wall, I have no idea how people can go around in their everyday life thinking they're hot shit when they're clearly not. I envy them to an extent but they're also preventing themselves from progressing in any meaningful manner.
      This is not just about lifting it's about everything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        did you ever thought that maybe just maybe these statistics are fake?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          people really are moronic when it comes to self reporting though. I read somewhere on this board that the majority of dudes in the US believe they can do a pull up. I think the real stat was like 10% of American men are capable of doing one pull up.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >34 waist size
    >13 inch arms
    >17% bodyfat
    not the same as the guy in the pic lmao
    I mog those numbers but the guy in pic mogs me

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >13'' average flexed bicep
    Please tell me this is a joke...

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >13'' arms
    That's a joke right? I'm at 15 and consider myself pathetically frail, like a 12 year old

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it’s gotta be off. If nothing else by virtue of how fat everyone is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it’s gotta be off. If nothing else by virtue of how fat everyone is

      Some guys have big arms and some big torsos. I have like a 45'' chest and only 14.5'' arms

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you have body dysmorphia
      or you are a humble bragging moron
      I have 15 inch arms without pump and relatively low bf - I bicepmog 95% of men(fatsos dont count)

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did they post that guy's picture assuming nobody would check the stats, or is it supposed to be some kind of comment on how society perceives the average man?

    My 65 year old mom has better stats than that.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >12:17 mile
    that's a brisk walk. you can cardiomog this manlet just by not being sedentary.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Akshually this is what men like which is why it’s in a men’s fitness magazine for a male audience. Women like the ascended ottermode guys you see in female directed magazines like cosmo.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >white guy in pic
    >that average weight for today
    Yeah this has to be from like 2006..

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >77 years
    no thanks, I'm good.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >$874 spent on vitamins and supplements annually

    and the survey data is completely skewed

  18. 1 month ago
    discord.gg/qSkBUKYF

    This article is like 15 years old. The standards have changed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lowered, but yes, changed.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfs in the thread don't realize this was published before 2012.
    I remember getting this edition of the magazine in high school

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these numbers lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, even though this was over a decade ago, you can still tell people are bullshitting bench like always. The average person that works physically for a living might lay down and rep out a plate, unless they're just a fat frick or still holding strength from being a high school athlete

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        im 5'8.5 barefoot (could be 5'9 if i puff my hair, kek) and i bench lmao 2plate at 168 lbs for reps (5 is my PR).

        im also a millennial

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And you lift. The magazine says average man. If you think the average man has ever just benched 180 you're smoking crack. Average includes everyone that is skinny or fat and sedentary

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ah. the guy in the photo looks fit so it's misleading

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Lol, does everyone think the model in the pic is supposed to be representing these measurements?? I've seen a few other comments insinuating this. Nah the dude was just the model on the cover, I'm assuming he was just a fitness model employed by muscle &fitness

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                but the lines with the numbers are pointing to him

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lol
                >They're gonna think I have a 5" dick...
                >t. Dude in pic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >does everyone think the model in the pic is supposed to be representing these measurements??
                Well, yeah. It's a bunch of numbers with lines pointing to him. You'd think the magazine would find a model that fit the "average fitness attributes" or at least was close.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean the image is taken out of context since this is pulled out of a muscle mag lol. Think it was more to show how much more in shape the dude is than average, it's pretty obvious he doesn't have 13" arms

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just started benching last week and struggled with "1pl8." I couldn't get over 7 reps. For reference, I've worked at UPS as a package handler for over a year.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          E-statting on surveys seriously comes down to the absolute most someone thinks they can get away with saying without someone outright calling them a liar lol. Think about it, people even lie on anonymous surveys

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dam. 5'9 was manlet tier even back then

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >t-shirt and cargo shorts
    nobody wants that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I WAS JUST WEARING THAT to get my dinner.

      t. millennial

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care what any homosexual zoomer says, cargo shorts are so comfy

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >17.6% bf
    x

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Number of men who would rather workout than have sex 1 in 7
    Who else here a fourteen percenter?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >34" waist
    >5'9.2"
    More like 23% bf. No way the average American is walking around with 17.6% bf.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >1 in 7 men prefer to work out than have sex

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >23: age when the average guy is in the best shape of his life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was the most brutal part of it, means the average guy, while acting strong, actually is just in a downward spiral. I'm 25 now and have been making consistent progress pretty much every year, I could kill 23 year old me with my bear hands and likely not even suffer any injuries. I couldn't imagine peaking in my 20's, embarrassing.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It took me literally 1.5 years of lifting 5 days a week to achieve 13.5 inch arms.
    Is it joever?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, now you're above-average and any tiny improvement you make mogs normalBlack folk that much more.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Average size chest is 40 inches
    I'm surprised
    Thats bigger than I'd expected.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1 pull-up with a body like that? What the fug

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the legs training stats and is this why he wears baggy knee length shorts

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >counting the tip of the hair
    >.2
    This is just making fun of manlets

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >average height 5'9
    >average bf 17%
    >exercise 3h per week
    >bench 180
    ...1 pullup!? how is this possible, with those stats you should be able to >1 pullup easily, something is wrong with those stats I think

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >5'9"
    too high
    >5.09"
    too low

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m pretty much exactly this guy except my dick is just under 8” long

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why the hell are you here then? go to tv or some shit

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >1 pounds of muscle the average sedentary guy loses each year.

    can you regain muscle or is it lost forever?

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