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that's a good looking 5'9 tho
40'' chest to 34'' waist is surprisingly good and doesn't quite fit with 87% being "unfit"
I don't think you know what "unfit" means.
Ok. Tell me.
Fitness dis dick in your butt
BAHAAHA
It's a matter of physically being able to do particular tasks; the correlation it might have to proportions is only incidental.
What a pedantic dork you are. People who have certain "proportions" are almost certainly fit.
Average waist is not 34 in america, I have 42 chest to 34 waist and I'm still dyel anyway
>6” drop
Lmao
That’s literally what most non-American clothes brands design clothes for. To be truly fit you need at least a 10” drop
Are you ignoring the 13" arms, only one pushup able to be performed, and the 12 minute mile?
I think this pic is from like 15 years ago. Things have gotten so much worse.
>~$30 spent on supplements a year (creatine)
>I do not own home exercise equipment
>58 bpm
>5 hours of exercise a week
>I could do 7 pullups the last time I tried
>Haven't ran a mile in a long time, no idea
>6'1
>Chest size 44"
>No idea on bf %, I weigh 205lbs
>16" flexed bicep
>36" waistline
>6.3" penis not pressed to pelvis
I think I'm doing okay?
Notice the losers who make these threads never post their own pics.
post body homosexual or tell us what (You)'re excuse is.
But you have no excuse. You are just fat lazy ugly loser
I'm 5'5.5" aka god fricked me
My penis is too big
topkek
Most obese blobs would consider themselves fit or strong if asked. Your average hambeast is completely delusional.
Fatties are stronger than skinnygays
That's cope except in extreme circumstances. Fatties get mogged when they go into a gym, which is part of the reason so many stop going.
Anyone who doesn’t go to the gym will get mogged by someone who has gone regularly for a year. Put an untrained fat person against an untrained skinny person and it will be like an adult next to a child.
The average fatBlack person walks around at 2.5 miles an hour while skinnyGODS walk around and closer to 3.5, I can lift my leg above my waits, and I have 1 hour more of free time every day because I don't spend several hours a day eating.
This drives me up the wall, I have no idea how people can go around in their everyday life thinking they're hot shit when they're clearly not. I envy them to an extent but they're also preventing themselves from progressing in any meaningful manner.
This is not just about lifting it's about everything.
did you ever thought that maybe just maybe these statistics are fake?
people really are moronic when it comes to self reporting though. I read somewhere on this board that the majority of dudes in the US believe they can do a pull up. I think the real stat was like 10% of American men are capable of doing one pull up.
>34 waist size
>13 inch arms
>17% bodyfat
not the same as the guy in the pic lmao
I mog those numbers but the guy in pic mogs me
>13'' average flexed bicep
Please tell me this is a joke...
>13'' arms
That's a joke right? I'm at 15 and consider myself pathetically frail, like a 12 year old
I think it’s gotta be off. If nothing else by virtue of how fat everyone is
Some guys have big arms and some big torsos. I have like a 45'' chest and only 14.5'' arms
you have body dysmorphia
or you are a humble bragging moron
I have 15 inch arms without pump and relatively low bf - I bicepmog 95% of men(fatsos dont count)
Did they post that guy's picture assuming nobody would check the stats, or is it supposed to be some kind of comment on how society perceives the average man?
My 65 year old mom has better stats than that.
>12:17 mile
that's a brisk walk. you can cardiomog this manlet just by not being sedentary.
Akshually this is what men like which is why it’s in a men’s fitness magazine for a male audience. Women like the ascended ottermode guys you see in female directed magazines like cosmo.
>white guy in pic
>that average weight for today
Yeah this has to be from like 2006..
>77 years
no thanks, I'm good.
>$874 spent on vitamins and supplements annually
and the survey data is completely skewed
This article is like 15 years old. The standards have changed
Lowered, but yes, changed.
>mfs in the thread don't realize this was published before 2012.
I remember getting this edition of the magazine in high school
these numbers lol
Yea, even though this was over a decade ago, you can still tell people are bullshitting bench like always. The average person that works physically for a living might lay down and rep out a plate, unless they're just a fat frick or still holding strength from being a high school athlete
im 5'8.5 barefoot (could be 5'9 if i puff my hair, kek) and i bench lmao 2plate at 168 lbs for reps (5 is my PR).
im also a millennial
And you lift. The magazine says average man. If you think the average man has ever just benched 180 you're smoking crack. Average includes everyone that is skinny or fat and sedentary
ah. the guy in the photo looks fit so it's misleading
Lol, does everyone think the model in the pic is supposed to be representing these measurements?? I've seen a few other comments insinuating this. Nah the dude was just the model on the cover, I'm assuming he was just a fitness model employed by muscle &fitness
but the lines with the numbers are pointing to him
Lol
>They're gonna think I have a 5" dick...
>t. Dude in pic
>does everyone think the model in the pic is supposed to be representing these measurements??
Well, yeah. It's a bunch of numbers with lines pointing to him. You'd think the magazine would find a model that fit the "average fitness attributes" or at least was close.
I mean the image is taken out of context since this is pulled out of a muscle mag lol. Think it was more to show how much more in shape the dude is than average, it's pretty obvious he doesn't have 13" arms
I just started benching last week and struggled with "1pl8." I couldn't get over 7 reps. For reference, I've worked at UPS as a package handler for over a year.
E-statting on surveys seriously comes down to the absolute most someone thinks they can get away with saying without someone outright calling them a liar lol. Think about it, people even lie on anonymous surveys
dam. 5'9 was manlet tier even back then
>t-shirt and cargo shorts
nobody wants that
I WAS JUST WEARING THAT to get my dinner.
t. millennial
I don't care what any homosexual zoomer says, cargo shorts are so comfy
>17.6% bf
x
>Number of men who would rather workout than have sex 1 in 7
Who else here a fourteen percenter?
>34" waist
>5'9.2"
More like 23% bf. No way the average American is walking around with 17.6% bf.
>1 in 7 men prefer to work out than have sex
>23: age when the average guy is in the best shape of his life
That was the most brutal part of it, means the average guy, while acting strong, actually is just in a downward spiral. I'm 25 now and have been making consistent progress pretty much every year, I could kill 23 year old me with my bear hands and likely not even suffer any injuries. I couldn't imagine peaking in my 20's, embarrassing.
It took me literally 1.5 years of lifting 5 days a week to achieve 13.5 inch arms.
Is it joever?
No, now you're above-average and any tiny improvement you make mogs normalBlack folk that much more.
>Average size chest is 40 inches
I'm surprised
Thats bigger than I'd expected.
1 pull-up with a body like that? What the fug
Where are the legs training stats and is this why he wears baggy knee length shorts
>counting the tip of the hair
>.2
This is just making fun of manlets
>average height 5'9
>average bf 17%
>exercise 3h per week
>bench 180
...1 pullup!? how is this possible, with those stats you should be able to >1 pullup easily, something is wrong with those stats I think
>5'9"
too high
>5.09"
too low
I’m pretty much exactly this guy except my dick is just under 8” long
why the hell are you here then? go to tv or some shit
>1 pounds of muscle the average sedentary guy loses each year.
can you regain muscle or is it lost forever?