What's your gym nickname? And what is it's origin?
Mine is Clark kent because i have a big frame, handsome face and wear glasses
What's your gym nickname? And what is it's origin?
Mine is Clark kent because i have a big frame, handsome face and wear glasses
Your gym nickname is homosexual because youre always trying to suck off all the guys after their workouts
Not true
I lift at home
You didn't answer the question.
Sprite Preet
HOLY SHIT STINKY PREET?
nice, back in school my ex gf and all her friends referred to me as superman because back then I was 190lb of coiled steel and hot
Armpit, bet you can guess why
Never, EVER put diet coke and mentos in your ass
Y’all know about the prostate gland? The male rub-to-cum? Yea that thing. This is the glorious story of how I tried (and failed) to stimulate it.
I was drinking Pepsi and reading an article on how prostate stimulation intensifies orgasms. So, I had the genius idea of using coke to stimulate my ass. WCGW? I mean that the carbonation feels... good in my mouth, so It should work in my ass. As an engineer, there are many logistical challenges to bypass when trying to insert coke into one’s butthole.
Now, with a half-assed plan, I went to the store. As I was checking out, I saw a pack mentos. Time to bring this to level two. I put back the original coke and bought diet coke instead. All 2 liters of glory.
The disaster
20 mins later...
With three mentos in my ass, I gingerly lowered the rim to my rim and poured. The reaction was nearly instant. With the tidal force of a tsunami, the bottle was violently ejected from my ass. A pressure was building up, and the gates of hell opened. I felt Satan’s sugary fire burst from my butthole onto the bed. Holy shit, you would not realize the panic I had. There was a pain, both emotional and physical. The sugary wet fart, the sound of a thousand ass-trumpets creating a heavenly cacophony. I saw the light, I saw the dark. I felt The intense sting of carbonation, I experienced nothing and everything. I had found God, and he was punishing me. There was the maddening sensation of your butthole bending over itself, inside out, shrinking, expanding. It was worse than any experience ever. My brain still cannot comprehend the sensations, but they were torturous. I have contemplated what hell might feel like, and I know that I could find peace there. My bed was soaked with shit-coke. Lord, how am I to clean up.
I learned a very valuable lesson that day. Don’t try anything insane. Avoid the butthole.
Also, TIL that the human butthole can stretch 8 centimeters without damage.
I figure people call me school shooter because that's what I look like. Especially now that I'm always angry. I'm the type of guy who could say, "I browse IST" and you would look at me and say, "oh, I know."
Twisted fricking cycle path
Sniff
I call myself "Patrick Bateman" because when I look into the mirror thats "literally me". Some of the other guys get a chuckle out of it when I check in.
My gym nick name is "Mr. Clean" because I shared a barbell with a guy once and power cleaned his deadlifts. The zoomers seem to love me since then
Are you also bald?
No, but getting there. I grow my hair long to cope
T-Bone
My gym nickname is Sprite Pat because I love sprite
Eyebrows
Ayo Paul Allen's business card is bussin frfr
>The hobo
Because I'm always laying on the bench
They call me "Ace"
Bruce Lee because I look like Bruce Lee
my gym calls me sprite pat cuz I always drink 3 sprites during my workout
My gym name is xX_Black person_SLAYER_Xx
They call me big shwoogie, because I am big and white, but also have extremely poor impulse control and my low IQ means I am legally moronic.
Everyone keeps calling me Die-el. I assume it's a Superman reference but I don't get it.
MILFslayer
>Patrick Bateman
>Joker
>Hitler 2
>the colonizer
>based shitter
>womp
>sneedle
>phantom Floyd
>the reeeeeper
>basket haul
>Gregg egg
Big John. I’m fat, and John isn’t even my name.
Dickless Monkey
i train at home. My mom calls me a failure.
Dorito.
I have a comically broad shoulder + a tiny ass waist.
Its not as cool as "the wall" which is what my friends called me in school before I took the low BF pill.
Mine is Kuma (Japanese for "bear"), pronounced Coomer
Because I'm built like a bear and love to frick
*blackout*
I tend to blackout and go in full rage mode while lifting. i have 100+ recorded PRs using no chalk or belt and i don't remember one of them.
im sorry it seems i caused a blackout for the whole server by posting this
Mine is __________
because nobody talks to me
Lulu, my name is Luke and kindergarteners are moronic
People have started calling me "someone get the staff". I'm glad to have earned a nickname!
people call me Hunk.
nice to meet you.
"That creepy guy that never talks with anyone" probably
>"That creepy guy that never talks with anyone" probably
I hate that guy
He should be banned from the gym
Creep
We all talk about how creepy he is when he's not around
KEK imagine caring what a bunch of npcs have to say about you
bump
Mine's probably "gay" not because I'm a homosexual but because I'm 7 times more likely to be a pedophile