Imagine the cuck that got those weights. LMAO, those weights already gave the movers gains before the beta that bought them. The movers GOT PAID to lift that man's weights before he even got to unbox them.
I work for fed ex
Thanks to me constantly lifting plates at work
I am able to eat more calories without gaining fat
I still lift every day either before or after work
I found a pair of 60 lb dumbbells when it was slow and did an arm routine one time.
I just asked them to bring my squat rack to my yard. It weighs 100kg. No stairs but there is a curb. The guy said frick that and left it in the parking lot. He didn't say it to me though because I was at work. He said it to my wife who was 8 months pregnant. Frick that guy.
You didn’t fart on his dick that night did you? Because why would you give him such pleasure as farting during anal intercourse if he couldn’t bring your squat rack to the yard.
pure cope. delivery drivers and blue collar workers don't owe you anything, talk to the man like a human being, ask a favor, throw him some cash. don't make demands of people, also I bet your 8th month pregnant wife was a stuck up c**t.
I don't know why you have to imagine us as uppity richgays but we're both blue collar workers ourselves and we tipped 20% every time when we lived in the US where that was a thing because she's a kind person and I'm not a Black person who doesn't pay for services that I accept. You're not taking the side of the based man who works for his living. You're defending a fat homosexual who halfasses his job.
Posty getting toasty and he has a lifting machine(ok if he had to lift individually up the stairs it's a bit, he's probably riding in an air con lift).
How much goga gola does he drink in between deliveries and dunkin donuts if it's heavy(I've pushed carts heavier than that with cement bags in them).
kek all the homies seething in this thread are broke ass delivery bois
fetch my package, slave
and set it down nice and gentle, otherwise I'm ordering a replacement and you'll deliver it again next week
>do you actually mean to say you expect me to deliver your goods to your front door?
Yes you homosexual, that's your job >but that's inconvenient for me!! How about I deliver it a block away? Or better still, you can come pick it up from the depot?
How about you resign if you're not willing to do your job >Uh, at least tip me, OK?
No, homosexual! You get paid by the hour! Either do your job or let some immigrant do it, at least they'd be grateful
Based. Frick FedEx delivery gays. They're worse than USPS, but in general they all suck. I'm aware your Unions suck and you don't have a/c etc etc but when you duck over customers you lose our support, sorry. If you did your job, or at the very least weren't malicious about it (intentionally breaking shit, intentionally not showing up and saying I wasn't home, intentionally misdelivering) then you would have more public support for your boycotts and stuff.
Amazon workers, despite being zoomers browniods most of the time, are far more competent and kind.
it was delivered to his house, mongoloid. you want him to take off a whole day of work for a package arrival time window? frick outta here you mouthbreather.
https://i.imgur.com/VlEO80U.gif
That apartment probably has a elevator anyways, and he still made a b***hy reddit post for muh le HECKING reddit karma. What a homosexual
If he wants to move the delivery to his yard he should schedule it when he’s off work or pay someone to do it, not expect delivery people to do extra work for him for free just because he left his pregnant wife at home
What the frick are you talking about? I paid in full the price of having it delivered to my house, not left in street. And there's no tipping in my country. If they told me "we don't pay the poor Black folk that's on you" my wife would've handed him a big bill herself.
As a delivery person, you are paid to deliver it to the house. Not in front of the house. I would know because I used to deliver shit and wasn't a lazy freeloading c**t like you are. I actually brought the packages where they were supposed to go. And a lot of the time people tipped in cash.
Besides, anyone who wouldn't help out a pregnant woman is a genetic failure from a line of untermenschen, which you have proven yourself to be.
>Being this fricking dense >Muh West fallen
Working his job helps to bring in money for the baby he is soon to have. Not every job gives paid time off, so he may have lost money by taking time off to wait for an eight hour package window.
He is supporting his future child with money. Mongoloids like you with no critical thinking skills likely won't reproduce though, and that's a good thing.
>Why are you having your 8 months pregnant wife get your 100kg squat rack delivery for you
Karl moving in early for the opportunity to raise your kid and take care of m'lady.
He'll treat her right!
The guy that delivered my stuff had a million questions about it. Was apparently looking into starting his own home gym. Even offered to come back another day to help me set it up but my friends were coming the same day to help set it all up.
fricking pussy
do your job wagie >noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I need to carry heavy stuff with my little sissy hands I'm gonna post it on heckin reddit/twitter for everyone to see that my client is a dickhead!
I will rate the delivery as 1 star lmao
One time I got super into the idea of beans and rice to save money and bulk ordered about 200lb of dried beans from a restaurant supply store.
You know how when a box gets re-used too many times the walls get all soft and it’s more like a bag? It was like that, but covered in packing tape with
B E A N S
E
A
N
S
written super thick on the sides in sharpie. I had to roll it inside like I was making a snowman.
The guy that delivered my stuff was some jeet that went above and beyond. I left a message saying to leave it in the driveway but he didn't want it to get stolen so he carried all of it up the stairs to my deck. Felt bad, know those guys get timed on deliveries and that took him like 20 minutes.
Wrong, it doesn't actually matter. Who sounds more proper and therefore more ESL
https://web.archive.org/web/20200415084900/http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/pronouns-for-people-and-animals-who-or-that
They'll actually do the opposite. They'll assign more routes to them and work them harder, and maybe give them a free sandwich.
The optimal Fedex worker is the one who slacks off and leaves packages wherever they please since it's hard to get fired, and the "quotas" are not meant to be met anyway. Anyone who actually appears to give a shit and does a good job is set up to be abused.
>how are you supposed to lift without any complaints or damaging anything?
Whoever lives below me pounds on the ceiling (with a broomstick or something? I will never know) whenever I do weighted lunges around my apartment (typically in the early evening, not at 2 A.M. or something unreasonable). It's pretty funny.
I have stopped doing burpees though, that I actually felt bad about.
>not my problem
Last month i ordered 4 extra 5kgs plates for my dumbells and went to the store to pick them up. A woman went to get them and she did 4 trips carrying one plate at the time walking literally less than 10 meters to get them. She even said "i swear i went to the gym this morning hehe". I carried the plates in one trip to the other side of the parking lot without even getting gassed. Fit women are a meme.
ordered about the same amount of weights once and i just helped the delivery man carry it to where i wanted it. when i say helped, he stood in the truck and handed the weights over to me. wouldnt want to miss out on the unboxing gains
The truck driver who delivered my elliptical last month was only required to do curbside delivery, but he helped me get it up my porch steps and into my house. That saved me big time- thanks truck driver bro
On a semi related note. Every fricking apartment gym has 5,10, 15 lbs Dumbell even though you could easily buy those yourself but they never have 80, 85, 90, etc. when that’s the shit that is a major hassle to buy, store and transport. It’s not fair.
I got >485lbs of weight plates >550lbs from rack+cable pulley attachment + bench >675lbs from rubber tiles, entire room
on the second floor in a 1960 house with wooden support floors. I sleep exactly underneath that room, how long until I die IST?
Kek I have done this a few times to my house. I have a well equipped home gym and needed about 600lbs for the leg press. This one delivery dude was a champ and loaded it all up on his dolly in one trip. Other times I get a fat lesbian who just drops off the plates one at a time on my fricking driveway. Dumb c**t.
Free gains for the movers. You're welcome homies
I use to get excited to see this shit on the truck back when I was working at a distribution center. Being a DYEL is a mental disorder.
Imagine the cuck that got those weights. LMAO, those weights already gave the movers gains before the beta that bought them. The movers GOT PAID to lift that man's weights before he even got to unbox them.
>The Virgin sloppy seconds box weights
Versus
>The Chad free use community bawd poly gym weights
>the Chad exercise bicycle
You homies are too funny man. I'm never leaving this site.
I work for fed ex
Thanks to me constantly lifting plates at work
I am able to eat more calories without gaining fat
I still lift every day either before or after work
I found a pair of 60 lb dumbbells when it was slow and did an arm routine one time.
>believes in calories
lmao fricking moron no wonder youre stuck in low skill jobs
>I totally lifted 60lbs dumbbell my first time so rad!!
lol
Seriously, this is manual labor, I hear it's better than hitting the gym.
Fippy bippy
>Free gains
Wrong. He gets paid for those gains
No tip.
me, making the fatass fedex delivery nigs work out
>counting the weight of the bench
kek
czeched
Combo breaker
eke
NGMI
I just asked them to bring my squat rack to my yard. It weighs 100kg. No stairs but there is a curb. The guy said frick that and left it in the parking lot. He didn't say it to me though because I was at work. He said it to my wife who was 8 months pregnant. Frick that guy.
You didn’t fart on his dick that night did you? Because why would you give him such pleasure as farting during anal intercourse if he couldn’t bring your squat rack to the yard.
Why are you being agressively gay with me in defense of a homosexual deliveryman who doesn't deliver?
>Why are you being agressively gay
Welcome to IST
Mental/IST brainrot posters
just normal mental moronation
pure cope. delivery drivers and blue collar workers don't owe you anything, talk to the man like a human being, ask a favor, throw him some cash. don't make demands of people, also I bet your 8th month pregnant wife was a stuck up c**t.
I don't know why you have to imagine us as uppity richgays but we're both blue collar workers ourselves and we tipped 20% every time when we lived in the US where that was a thing because she's a kind person and I'm not a Black person who doesn't pay for services that I accept. You're not taking the side of the based man who works for his living. You're defending a fat homosexual who halfasses his job.
>I'm not a Black person
(X) doubt
Would have done the same, frick you.
>t. postman
No, frick you. I'll see you in Hell postman.
Posty getting toasty and he has a lifting machine(ok if he had to lift individually up the stairs it's a bit, he's probably riding in an air con lift).
How much goga gola does he drink in between deliveries and dunkin donuts if it's heavy(I've pushed carts heavier than that with cement bags in them).
kek all the homies seething in this thread are broke ass delivery bois
fetch my package, slave
and set it down nice and gentle, otherwise I'm ordering a replacement and you'll deliver it again next week
>do you actually mean to say you expect me to deliver your goods to your front door?
Yes you homosexual, that's your job
>but that's inconvenient for me!! How about I deliver it a block away? Or better still, you can come pick it up from the depot?
How about you resign if you're not willing to do your job
>Uh, at least tip me, OK?
No, homosexual! You get paid by the hour! Either do your job or let some immigrant do it, at least they'd be grateful
I agree with your post except for the
>at least they'd be grateful
part, they are probably even worse than those Black person deliverymen itt
Based. Frick FedEx delivery gays. They're worse than USPS, but in general they all suck. I'm aware your Unions suck and you don't have a/c etc etc but when you duck over customers you lose our support, sorry. If you did your job, or at the very least weren't malicious about it (intentionally breaking shit, intentionally not showing up and saying I wasn't home, intentionally misdelivering) then you would have more public support for your boycotts and stuff.
Amazon workers, despite being zoomers browniods most of the time, are far more competent and kind.
Case in point.
lazy Black person I hope your children get cancer
I'm not gonna do my job as well. Everyone should just not do their job. You weak frick.
Based delivery guy. He should have punched your wife in the stomach repeatedly to keep your moronic spawn from plaguing the world.
Cool edgy post. These are the zany posts I come to this website for
And you should have your nuts slowly sliced into thin sheets with a razor blade.
based delivery driver. you should have offered him some cash if you want extra labor, don't be a israelite
>muh 8 months pregnant wife
Why are you having your 8 months pregnant wife get your 100kg squat rack delivery for you
>muh work
Not an excuse
it was delivered to his house, mongoloid. you want him to take off a whole day of work for a package arrival time window? frick outta here you mouthbreather.
its reddit, what do you expect?
If he wants to move the delivery to his yard he should schedule it when he’s off work or pay someone to do it, not expect delivery people to do extra work for him for free just because he left his pregnant wife at home
What the frick are you talking about? I paid in full the price of having it delivered to my house, not left in street. And there's no tipping in my country. If they told me "we don't pay the poor Black folk that's on you" my wife would've handed him a big bill herself.
It sounds like you got your order delivered. Stop b***hing like a woman.
It sounds like you're fricking moronic. Packages are delivered to doorsteps, not nearby parking lots.
what did you do about it?
Nothing. I've never seen the guy. I'd like to call him a homosexual though.
As a delivery person, you are paid to deliver it to the house. Not in front of the house. I would know because I used to deliver shit and wasn't a lazy freeloading c**t like you are. I actually brought the packages where they were supposed to go. And a lot of the time people tipped in cash.
Besides, anyone who wouldn't help out a pregnant woman is a genetic failure from a line of untermenschen, which you have proven yourself to be.
>work is more important than your own offspring
And people wonder why the west is falling.
>Being this fricking dense
>Muh West fallen
Working his job helps to bring in money for the baby he is soon to have. Not every job gives paid time off, so he may have lost money by taking time off to wait for an eight hour package window.
He is supporting his future child with money. Mongoloids like you with no critical thinking skills likely won't reproduce though, and that's a good thing.
>Why are you having your 8 months pregnant wife get your 100kg squat rack delivery for you
Karl moving in early for the opportunity to raise your kid and take care of m'lady.
He'll treat her right!
The guy that delivered my stuff had a million questions about it. Was apparently looking into starting his own home gym. Even offered to come back another day to help me set it up but my friends were coming the same day to help set it all up.
fricking pussy
do your job wagie
>noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I need to carry heavy stuff with my little sissy hands I'm gonna post it on heckin reddit/twitter for everyone to see that my client is a dickhead!
I will rate the delivery as 1 star lmao
anybody have that greentext of regularly ordering and returning weights so the delivery man gets jacked?
get a different job then if you don't like it
One time I got super into the idea of beans and rice to save money and bulk ordered about 200lb of dried beans from a restaurant supply store.
You know how when a box gets re-used too many times the walls get all soft and it’s more like a bag? It was like that, but covered in packing tape with
B E A N S
E
A
N
S
written super thick on the sides in sharpie. I had to roll it inside like I was making a snowman.
This was a great fricking story.
5/7; would read again.
Bean bag
Frick you I'm hysterically laughing at work looking like a jackass
reddit is that way
You got your damn beans and your here COMPLAINING?
First worlders, amirite?
AYYO DIS homie EATING BEANS
S
N
A
E
B E A N S
E
A
N
S
>Jean's Beans n' 'Dines
>(Formerly Wong's)
I have no idea why this post is so funny but it just is
did it take a crane to get it out?
The guy that delivered my stuff was some jeet that went above and beyond. I left a message saying to leave it in the driveway but he didn't want it to get stolen so he carried all of it up the stairs to my deck. Felt bad, know those guys get timed on deliveries and that took him like 20 minutes.
based takes pride in worker. very rare very cool
Jeets and chinks either have extreme work ethic or none at all, it’s mind boggling.
you should use "who" when referring to people, not "that"
you sound esl and uneducated
You meant "whom," my jeet friend.
Nah, “that” is less ESL than “who” in this case.
not even close
that is reserved for objects.
Wrong, it doesn't actually matter. Who sounds more proper and therefore more ESL
https://web.archive.org/web/20200415084900/http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/pronouns-for-people-and-animals-who-or-that
I'm going to find you a frick your ass for saying proper english is esl
you sound like a dipshit when you use "that" as a pronoun for people
You are a moron and an ESL larping as a native. The technically more correct way of speaking sounds weird to natives
>I AM THE ONE THAT KNOCKS
Sounds better because he emphasizes who. Emphasizing that in this case wouldn’t sound right. But these are small subtleties only EFLs understand
Are you just bitter that we refuse to refer to Indians as people? What makes you think they're human?
I will kill you where you stand b***h!
Sir do not redeem benchod
>sounds more proper and therefore more ESL
lol
lmao
No, he is right, Indians are not people.
Call the company he works for and tell them who he is and the exemplary job he did. He'll get a raise.
They'll actually do the opposite. They'll assign more routes to them and work them harder, and maybe give them a free sandwich.
The optimal Fedex worker is the one who slacks off and leaves packages wherever they please since it's hard to get fired, and the "quotas" are not meant to be met anyway. Anyone who actually appears to give a shit and does a good job is set up to be abused.
t. fedex worker
fedex are homosexual independent contractors. other logistic companies reward good workers even if it's just a $0.01 raise
That apartment probably has a elevator anyways, and he still made a b***hy reddit post for muh le HECKING reddit karma. What a homosexual
With a cart it's likely not that bad.
who sets up a whole bench and weights in an apartment? how are you supposed to lift without any complaints or damaging anything?
>how are you supposed to lift without any complaints or damaging anything?
I ordered the BowFlex© SelectTech™ to my apartment and was dreading getting it to my room as I live pretty far from the mail room and don't have a cart. Anyway I woke up one day and the box was right in front of my door. Thanks Amazon bro.
Whoever lives below me pounds on the ceiling (with a broomstick or something? I will never know) whenever I do weighted lunges around my apartment (typically in the early evening, not at 2 A.M. or something unreasonable). It's pretty funny.
I have stopped doing burpees though, that I actually felt bad about.
>not my problem
Last month i ordered 4 extra 5kgs plates for my dumbells and went to the store to pick them up. A woman went to get them and she did 4 trips carrying one plate at the time walking literally less than 10 meters to get them. She even said "i swear i went to the gym this morning hehe". I carried the plates in one trip to the other side of the parking lot without even getting gassed. Fit women are a meme.
>fit woman flirting with you
You should have asked her to see your home gym after shift ended and fricked her in the pussy if you know what I mean
Wow you carried 25lbs in each hand a short distance. You're so big and strong and handsome anon.
i remeber watching this little indian dyel struggle to bring my homegym into my garage
what's he b***hing about, he even gets to use them for a free workout
ordered about the same amount of weights once and i just helped the delivery man carry it to where i wanted it. when i say helped, he stood in the truck and handed the weights over to me. wouldnt want to miss out on the unboxing gains
Boohoo. I load literal tons of concrete, stones, and Mulch into trucks by hand every day for customers.
Yes but how often do you deliver it to apartments?
The truck driver who delivered my elliptical last month was only required to do curbside delivery, but he helped me get it up my porch steps and into my house. That saved me big time- thanks truck driver bro
On a semi related note. Every fricking apartment gym has 5,10, 15 lbs Dumbell even though you could easily buy those yourself but they never have 80, 85, 90, etc. when that’s the shit that is a major hassle to buy, store and transport. It’s not fair.
I got
>485lbs of weight plates
>550lbs from rack+cable pulley attachment + bench
>675lbs from rubber tiles, entire room
on the second floor in a 1960 house with wooden support floors. I sleep exactly underneath that room, how long until I die IST?
It's funny when you order literal lead.
Its really not that impressive considering he had that cart and probably took the elevator
that dolly will be wrecked and they'll have to swap it for a new one
Kek I have done this a few times to my house. I have a well equipped home gym and needed about 600lbs for the leg press. This one delivery dude was a champ and loaded it all up on his dolly in one trip. Other times I get a fat lesbian who just drops off the plates one at a time on my fricking driveway. Dumb c**t.