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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Free gains for the movers. You're welcome homies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I use to get excited to see this shit on the truck back when I was working at a distribution center. Being a DYEL is a mental disorder.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the cuck that got those weights. LMAO, those weights already gave the movers gains before the beta that bought them. The movers GOT PAID to lift that man's weights before he even got to unbox them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The Virgin sloppy seconds box weights
        Versus
        >The Chad free use community bawd poly gym weights

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the Chad exercise bicycle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You homies are too funny man. I'm never leaving this site.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I work for fed ex
      Thanks to me constantly lifting plates at work
      I am able to eat more calories without gaining fat
      I still lift every day either before or after work
      I found a pair of 60 lb dumbbells when it was slow and did an arm routine one time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >believes in calories
        lmao fricking moron no wonder youre stuck in low skill jobs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I totally lifted 60lbs dumbbell my first time so rad!!
        lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, this is manual labor, I hear it's better than hitting the gym.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fippy bippy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Free gains
      Wrong. He gets paid for those gains

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No tip.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    me, making the fatass fedex delivery nigs work out

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >counting the weight of the bench

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        czeched

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Combo breaker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NGMI

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just asked them to bring my squat rack to my yard. It weighs 100kg. No stairs but there is a curb. The guy said frick that and left it in the parking lot. He didn't say it to me though because I was at work. He said it to my wife who was 8 months pregnant. Frick that guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You didn’t fart on his dick that night did you? Because why would you give him such pleasure as farting during anal intercourse if he couldn’t bring your squat rack to the yard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you being agressively gay with me in defense of a homosexual deliveryman who doesn't deliver?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Why are you being agressively gay
          Welcome to IST

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would have done the same, frick you.
        >t. postman

        Based delivery guy. He should have punched your wife in the stomach repeatedly to keep your moronic spawn from plaguing the world.

        based delivery driver. you should have offered him some cash if you want extra labor, don't be a israelite

        Mental/IST brainrot posters

        >muh 8 months pregnant wife
        Why are you having your 8 months pregnant wife get your 100kg squat rack delivery for you
        >muh work
        Not an excuse

        just normal mental moronation

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          pure cope. delivery drivers and blue collar workers don't owe you anything, talk to the man like a human being, ask a favor, throw him some cash. don't make demands of people, also I bet your 8th month pregnant wife was a stuck up c**t.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know why you have to imagine us as uppity richgays but we're both blue collar workers ourselves and we tipped 20% every time when we lived in the US where that was a thing because she's a kind person and I'm not a Black person who doesn't pay for services that I accept. You're not taking the side of the based man who works for his living. You're defending a fat homosexual who halfasses his job.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm not a Black person
              (X) doubt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would have done the same, frick you.
      >t. postman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, frick you. I'll see you in Hell postman.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Posty getting toasty and he has a lifting machine(ok if he had to lift individually up the stairs it's a bit, he's probably riding in an air con lift).

          How much goga gola does he drink in between deliveries and dunkin donuts if it's heavy(I've pushed carts heavier than that with cement bags in them).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek all the homies seething in this thread are broke ass delivery bois
        fetch my package, slave
        and set it down nice and gentle, otherwise I'm ordering a replacement and you'll deliver it again next week

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >do you actually mean to say you expect me to deliver your goods to your front door?
        Yes you homosexual, that's your job
        >but that's inconvenient for me!! How about I deliver it a block away? Or better still, you can come pick it up from the depot?
        How about you resign if you're not willing to do your job
        >Uh, at least tip me, OK?
        No, homosexual! You get paid by the hour! Either do your job or let some immigrant do it, at least they'd be grateful

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with your post except for the
          >at least they'd be grateful
          part, they are probably even worse than those Black person deliverymen itt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Frick FedEx delivery gays. They're worse than USPS, but in general they all suck. I'm aware your Unions suck and you don't have a/c etc etc but when you duck over customers you lose our support, sorry. If you did your job, or at the very least weren't malicious about it (intentionally breaking shit, intentionally not showing up and saying I wasn't home, intentionally misdelivering) then you would have more public support for your boycotts and stuff.
        Amazon workers, despite being zoomers browniods most of the time, are far more competent and kind.

        Case in point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lazy Black person I hope your children get cancer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not gonna do my job as well. Everyone should just not do their job. You weak frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based delivery guy. He should have punched your wife in the stomach repeatedly to keep your moronic spawn from plaguing the world.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cool edgy post. These are the zany posts I come to this website for

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And you should have your nuts slowly sliced into thin sheets with a razor blade.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based delivery driver. you should have offered him some cash if you want extra labor, don't be a israelite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >muh 8 months pregnant wife
      Why are you having your 8 months pregnant wife get your 100kg squat rack delivery for you
      >muh work
      Not an excuse

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it was delivered to his house, mongoloid. you want him to take off a whole day of work for a package arrival time window? frick outta here you mouthbreather.

        https://i.imgur.com/VlEO80U.gif

        That apartment probably has a elevator anyways, and he still made a b***hy reddit post for muh le HECKING reddit karma. What a homosexual

        its reddit, what do you expect?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If he wants to move the delivery to his yard he should schedule it when he’s off work or pay someone to do it, not expect delivery people to do extra work for him for free just because he left his pregnant wife at home

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick are you talking about? I paid in full the price of having it delivered to my house, not left in street. And there's no tipping in my country. If they told me "we don't pay the poor Black folk that's on you" my wife would've handed him a big bill herself.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It sounds like you got your order delivered. Stop b***hing like a woman.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It sounds like you're fricking moronic. Packages are delivered to doorsteps, not nearby parking lots.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what did you do about it?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing. I've never seen the guy. I'd like to call him a homosexual though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            As a delivery person, you are paid to deliver it to the house. Not in front of the house. I would know because I used to deliver shit and wasn't a lazy freeloading c**t like you are. I actually brought the packages where they were supposed to go. And a lot of the time people tipped in cash.
            Besides, anyone who wouldn't help out a pregnant woman is a genetic failure from a line of untermenschen, which you have proven yourself to be.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >work is more important than your own offspring
          And people wonder why the west is falling.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Being this fricking dense
            >Muh West fallen
            Working his job helps to bring in money for the baby he is soon to have. Not every job gives paid time off, so he may have lost money by taking time off to wait for an eight hour package window.
            He is supporting his future child with money. Mongoloids like you with no critical thinking skills likely won't reproduce though, and that's a good thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Why are you having your 8 months pregnant wife get your 100kg squat rack delivery for you
        Karl moving in early for the opportunity to raise your kid and take care of m'lady.
        He'll treat her right!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The guy that delivered my stuff had a million questions about it. Was apparently looking into starting his own home gym. Even offered to come back another day to help me set it up but my friends were coming the same day to help set it all up.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fricking pussy
    do your job wagie
    >noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I need to carry heavy stuff with my little sissy hands I'm gonna post it on heckin reddit/twitter for everyone to see that my client is a dickhead!
    I will rate the delivery as 1 star lmao

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anybody have that greentext of regularly ordering and returning weights so the delivery man gets jacked?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get a different job then if you don't like it

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One time I got super into the idea of beans and rice to save money and bulk ordered about 200lb of dried beans from a restaurant supply store.
    You know how when a box gets re-used too many times the walls get all soft and it’s more like a bag? It was like that, but covered in packing tape with
    B E A N S
    E
    A
    N
    S
    written super thick on the sides in sharpie. I had to roll it inside like I was making a snowman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was a great fricking story.
      5/7; would read again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bean bag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you I'm hysterically laughing at work looking like a jackass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        reddit is that way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You got your damn beans and your here COMPLAINING?
      First worlders, amirite?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AYYO DIS homie EATING BEANS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Jean's Beans n' 'Dines
        >(Formerly Wong's)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea why this post is so funny but it just is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did it take a crane to get it out?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The guy that delivered my stuff was some jeet that went above and beyond. I left a message saying to leave it in the driveway but he didn't want it to get stolen so he carried all of it up the stairs to my deck. Felt bad, know those guys get timed on deliveries and that took him like 20 minutes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based takes pride in worker. very rare very cool

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jeets and chinks either have extreme work ethic or none at all, it’s mind boggling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you should use "who" when referring to people, not "that"

      you sound esl and uneducated

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You meant "whom," my jeet friend.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, “that” is less ESL than “who” in this case.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not even close

          that is reserved for objects.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong, it doesn't actually matter. Who sounds more proper and therefore more ESL
            https://web.archive.org/web/20200415084900/http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/pronouns-for-people-and-animals-who-or-that

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm going to find you a frick your ass for saying proper english is esl

              you sound like a dipshit when you use "that" as a pronoun for people

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You are a moron and an ESL larping as a native. The technically more correct way of speaking sounds weird to natives

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I AM THE ONE THAT KNOCKS

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds better because he emphasizes who. Emphasizing that in this case wouldn’t sound right. But these are small subtleties only EFLs understand

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you just bitter that we refuse to refer to Indians as people? What makes you think they're human?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I will kill you where you stand b***h!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sir do not redeem benchod

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >sounds more proper and therefore more ESL
              lol
              lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, he is right, Indians are not people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Call the company he works for and tell them who he is and the exemplary job he did. He'll get a raise.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They'll actually do the opposite. They'll assign more routes to them and work them harder, and maybe give them a free sandwich.

        The optimal Fedex worker is the one who slacks off and leaves packages wherever they please since it's hard to get fired, and the "quotas" are not meant to be met anyway. Anyone who actually appears to give a shit and does a good job is set up to be abused.

        t. fedex worker

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fedex are homosexual independent contractors. other logistic companies reward good workers even if it's just a $0.01 raise

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That apartment probably has a elevator anyways, and he still made a b***hy reddit post for muh le HECKING reddit karma. What a homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With a cart it's likely not that bad.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who sets up a whole bench and weights in an apartment? how are you supposed to lift without any complaints or damaging anything?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how are you supposed to lift without any complaints or damaging anything?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I ordered the BowFlex© SelectTech™ to my apartment and was dreading getting it to my room as I live pretty far from the mail room and don't have a cart. Anyway I woke up one day and the box was right in front of my door. Thanks Amazon bro.

      https://i.imgur.com/wtC2LfY.png

      >how are you supposed to lift without any complaints or damaging anything?

      Whoever lives below me pounds on the ceiling (with a broomstick or something? I will never know) whenever I do weighted lunges around my apartment (typically in the early evening, not at 2 A.M. or something unreasonable). It's pretty funny.
      I have stopped doing burpees though, that I actually felt bad about.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not my problem
    Last month i ordered 4 extra 5kgs plates for my dumbells and went to the store to pick them up. A woman went to get them and she did 4 trips carrying one plate at the time walking literally less than 10 meters to get them. She even said "i swear i went to the gym this morning hehe". I carried the plates in one trip to the other side of the parking lot without even getting gassed. Fit women are a meme.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fit woman flirting with you
      You should have asked her to see your home gym after shift ended and fricked her in the pussy if you know what I mean

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow you carried 25lbs in each hand a short distance. You're so big and strong and handsome anon.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i remeber watching this little indian dyel struggle to bring my homegym into my garage

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's he b***hing about, he even gets to use them for a free workout

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ordered about the same amount of weights once and i just helped the delivery man carry it to where i wanted it. when i say helped, he stood in the truck and handed the weights over to me. wouldnt want to miss out on the unboxing gains

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boohoo. I load literal tons of concrete, stones, and Mulch into trucks by hand every day for customers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but how often do you deliver it to apartments?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The truck driver who delivered my elliptical last month was only required to do curbside delivery, but he helped me get it up my porch steps and into my house. That saved me big time- thanks truck driver bro

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On a semi related note. Every fricking apartment gym has 5,10, 15 lbs Dumbell even though you could easily buy those yourself but they never have 80, 85, 90, etc. when that’s the shit that is a major hassle to buy, store and transport. It’s not fair.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got
    >485lbs of weight plates
    >550lbs from rack+cable pulley attachment + bench
    >675lbs from rubber tiles, entire room
    on the second floor in a 1960 house with wooden support floors. I sleep exactly underneath that room, how long until I die IST?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny when you order literal lead.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its really not that impressive considering he had that cart and probably took the elevator

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that dolly will be wrecked and they'll have to swap it for a new one

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kek I have done this a few times to my house. I have a well equipped home gym and needed about 600lbs for the leg press. This one delivery dude was a champ and loaded it all up on his dolly in one trip. Other times I get a fat lesbian who just drops off the plates one at a time on my fricking driveway. Dumb c**t.

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