Everything useful you can get at planet fitness you can get by buying a pair of adjustable dumbells, a bench, and going for outdoor jogs. No membership required
Just the pair of adjustable dumbbells costs $500. Planet fitness is only $15 a month. You could go to pf for almost 3 years for just the price of the dumbbells. And that's not including the bench or anything else.
American dollars are not worth very much, like Rupees or Zimbabwean dollars. They think they're rich as they're pushing a wheelbarrow of cash to pay for their medicine (costs like 4-5 Euros in real countries).
When they say they're on 100K picture them holding a wad of rupees in their hands.
memes aside, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to make great gains at planet fitness. If that was my only option, I wouldn't let it stop me from getting in the gym.
Because the business model is based on attracting a bunch of people that won't show up and therefore don't require investing in actual good equipment in adequate quantities. That is why they have lots of flashy cardio equipment and a million colorful small dumbbells near the entrance to impress people and a couple of barbells and a squat rack crammed in the back.
For $300 you can grab a stationary bike, and a bar with weights, along with dumbells. That's not even a lot of money without needing to go to the fricking annoying ass gym full of morons.
my local fit4less only has one squat rack and like maybe two barbells. its full of preteen zoomers and street shitters getting their hotel management degree
>go to planet thickness >barbells all around >no machines >twink alarm goes off if you don’t squat below parallel >free cooked liver fridays >mandatory weighted vests next to the dip bars
There's literal screeds on every other wall about hating people who are fit and into fitness and manifestos on every OTHER wall about DEI and no judging and eating tootsie rolls. Pretty kino. There's a sign saying you can go into the women's changing room if you want right next to the giant female symbol hanging over the entrance kek. People who don't like planet fitness are just babies who want a hug box and not a blood pumping hostile environment.
>People who don't like planet fitness are just babies who want a hug box and not a blood pumping hostile environment.
Lunk alarm goes off. Ancestral blood memory kicks in. Suddenly you're transported back to Bikernau and you just can FEEL the tower sniper's mauser being trained on your pumped up noggin.
Imagine the cortisol gainz.
I have a great local gym that's only about $15 per month. It's not big, but it has all the equipment any serious lifter would need. 24 hour access, no juice bar, no lunk alarm, no useless trainers. It's just a gym with lifting equipment and some TVs.
I visited an LVAC once in Las Vegas and was blown away by the amount of gym you get for 20 bucks a month. Like, 3 floors with tons of equipment, a gigantic cardio deck with like, 5 million huge screen things on the walls in front of you with all kinds of sports, news, porn, talk shows, etc., and then one of those bar things that'll make you protein shakes after but they also had all kinds of different pre-workouts too. And it was very very clean, too. Oh yea also, big pool, hot tub, sauna, all that.
I recently moved to Canada and the closest gym to me is PF. I saw some memes about it online but I did not expect it to be so fricking gay and I say it as an unironic homosexual. Why is everything purple, so many weird rules, LUNK ALARM?? It actually activated a few times now which is just beyond annoying. It's not even about the money, I just don't want to commute to other better gyms so I'm stuck with this shit for now.
the people that go there seem weird too, I assume most of them are just very new, but some just genuinely do stupid shit that I would never even think of. Like grabbing a dumbbell and working out right by the dumbbell rack therefore getting in the way of everyone trying to get dumbbells for themselves. And you'd think they'd figure it out fast once someone tries to pick up a dumbbell from the rack but nope, they just keep going.
But yes, it's still good for the price as much as I wouldn't want to admit this.
I've been to some filthy fricking dungeon type gyms with dried blood and shit on the floor, but nothing comes close to the hostility I feel when going to PF
In DFW, Texas we have Fitness connection. $12 a month and a crap ton of equipment. Only downside is the people. Nothing but weed smelling blacks and ghetto Mexicans. Other than that it's okay.
For the same price, Youfit's pretty good. The only thing is they have the fricking octagonal plates
Everything useful you can get at planet fitness you can get by buying a pair of adjustable dumbells, a bench, and going for outdoor jogs. No membership required
That's why I said you youfit. They have barbell stuff unlike planet fitness
Just the pair of adjustable dumbbells costs $500. Planet fitness is only $15 a month. You could go to pf for almost 3 years for just the price of the dumbbells. And that's not including the bench or anything else.
What fricking adjustable dumbbells are you looking at that cost $500?
And way more Black folk
thanks doc
Stop being poor.
that's a good point, but he could be from Yurop.
It's a type of poor you and I just don't understand anon
American dollars are not worth very much, like Rupees or Zimbabwean dollars. They think they're rich as they're pushing a wheelbarrow of cash to pay for their medicine (costs like 4-5 Euros in real countries).
When they say they're on 100K picture them holding a wad of rupees in their hands.
I can taste the yuro seethe coming from this post. Don’t worry your shipment of American cum will arrive soon.
>redditor doesn't realize people lie on the internet
Get a program thru your health insurance that lets you go to multiple gyms for a monthly payment.
LA Fitness is a tier above PF and most locations have squat racks or whatever. My local one is full of broccoli headed zoomers but YMMV of course.
LA fitness is way better than PF, but still sucks, its also like $60 a month if you factor in their hidden goy fees
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My LA membership is $30 a month thru health insurance
memes aside, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to make great gains at planet fitness. If that was my only option, I wouldn't let it stop me from getting in the gym.
Because the business model is based on attracting a bunch of people that won't show up and therefore don't require investing in actual good equipment in adequate quantities. That is why they have lots of flashy cardio equipment and a million colorful small dumbbells near the entrance to impress people and a couple of barbells and a squat rack crammed in the back.
Death to lunks and people who wear bodybuilding shirts and stuff. This is a judgment free zone lunkheads keep fricking walking.
For $300 you can grab a stationary bike, and a bar with weights, along with dumbells. That's not even a lot of money without needing to go to the fricking annoying ass gym full of morons.
im glad fit4less exists in my country, Canadians imitated planet fitness but instead made it actually good for the same price
It's full of jeets hogging every piece of equipment just to do everything with shit form and b***h weight
my local fit4less only has one squat rack and like maybe two barbells. its full of preteen zoomers and street shitters getting their hotel management degree
what location? i have been to 12 different ones and none of them suck that bad
>preteen zoomers
preteens are generation alpha, my guy
>no natural lighting
dystopian.
it varies by locations
>go to planet thickness
>barbells all around
>no machines
>twink alarm goes off if you don’t squat below parallel
>free cooked liver fridays
>mandatory weighted vests next to the dip bars
Non american here. Whats the issue with planet fitness?
americans seem like they interact/talk with others while at their gym...otherwise complaints like
don't make sense.
Then again, as an eastern europoor our gyms either look like a night club or a commie era gymnasium.
There's literal screeds on every other wall about hating people who are fit and into fitness and manifestos on every OTHER wall about DEI and no judging and eating tootsie rolls. Pretty kino. There's a sign saying you can go into the women's changing room if you want right next to the giant female symbol hanging over the entrance kek. People who don't like planet fitness are just babies who want a hug box and not a blood pumping hostile environment.
>People who don't like planet fitness are just babies who want a hug box and not a blood pumping hostile environment.
Lunk alarm goes off. Ancestral blood memory kicks in. Suddenly you're transported back to Bikernau and you just can FEEL the tower sniper's mauser being trained on your pumped up noggin.
Imagine the cortisol gainz.
I have a great local gym that's only about $15 per month. It's not big, but it has all the equipment any serious lifter would need. 24 hour access, no juice bar, no lunk alarm, no useless trainers. It's just a gym with lifting equipment and some TVs.
It's fricking great.
I visited an LVAC once in Las Vegas and was blown away by the amount of gym you get for 20 bucks a month. Like, 3 floors with tons of equipment, a gigantic cardio deck with like, 5 million huge screen things on the walls in front of you with all kinds of sports, news, porn, talk shows, etc., and then one of those bar things that'll make you protein shakes after but they also had all kinds of different pre-workouts too. And it was very very clean, too. Oh yea also, big pool, hot tub, sauna, all that.
I recently moved to Canada and the closest gym to me is PF. I saw some memes about it online but I did not expect it to be so fricking gay and I say it as an unironic homosexual. Why is everything purple, so many weird rules, LUNK ALARM?? It actually activated a few times now which is just beyond annoying. It's not even about the money, I just don't want to commute to other better gyms so I'm stuck with this shit for now.
Yeah the amenities are great for $10 a month but the vibe is pretty aggressive.
the people that go there seem weird too, I assume most of them are just very new, but some just genuinely do stupid shit that I would never even think of. Like grabbing a dumbbell and working out right by the dumbbell rack therefore getting in the way of everyone trying to get dumbbells for themselves. And you'd think they'd figure it out fast once someone tries to pick up a dumbbell from the rack but nope, they just keep going.
But yes, it's still good for the price as much as I wouldn't want to admit this.
I've been to some filthy fricking dungeon type gyms with dried blood and shit on the floor, but nothing comes close to the hostility I feel when going to PF
In DFW, Texas we have Fitness connection. $12 a month and a crap ton of equipment. Only downside is the people. Nothing but weed smelling blacks and ghetto Mexicans. Other than that it's okay.