why dont normies understand??

why don’t normies understand??

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow your cringey af.
    Reminds me of some 16yr old that craving attention.
    Get your fucking shit together.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

      seething over a shitpost; get a grip, lads

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cringe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          virgin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with his texting
      t. autist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nothing, people here are just kinda mean

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's just kind of cringey. OPs probably young though so it's fine

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I live with this woman. It’s impossible to be cringe at this point in a relationship

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            post a pic of her ass

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I have plenty of photos bro but that would be a violation of trust

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But a woman can't be identified by her ass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn’t matter, it’s still wrong to do

                where to even begin. First, he's giving a woman attention without explicitly trying to get his dick sucked, which is simp behavior. Second, he double texted without a reply, which is a double faux pas: first it's thirsty and desperate, and also, he clarified something. It's already kinda gay to answer questions, you should be the one in control of the conversation at all times, but he VOLUNTEERED information. At that point he's basically begging for a dick up his ass. He also admitted to wanting to be bigger and taking steps towards it. You're supposed to make everything look effortless and look like you have 0 ambition. People who have ambition are people who aren't perfect already, i.e. fucking beta losers. Lastly he admitted to experiencing pleasure("feels good") which is a bitch thing to do

                big kek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                they totally can though, in middle school I could tell who a girl was just by the ass signature (and obviously I still can)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        too demanding and egotistical

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >demanding and egotistical
          >fried chicky
          What m8?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >teeh heeh I said fried chicky I'm so LE RANDOM xDDDDD

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You, however, are a gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh wowww i thought those were two knees. Thats not an ass... no way

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        where to even begin. First, he's giving a woman attention without explicitly trying to get his dick sucked, which is simp behavior. Second, he double texted without a reply, which is a double faux pas: first it's thirsty and desperate, and also, he clarified something. It's already kinda gay to answer questions, you should be the one in control of the conversation at all times, but he VOLUNTEERED information. At that point he's basically begging for a dick up his ass. He also admitted to wanting to be bigger and taking steps towards it. You're supposed to make everything look effortless and look like you have 0 ambition. People who have ambition are people who aren't perfect already, i.e. fucking beta losers. Lastly he admitted to experiencing pleasure("feels good") which is a bitch thing to do

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          jej

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          social anxiety morons really think like this huh, this is why you get no pussy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You had me until the end. Bravo, sir, and well-played.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          People thinking this is a joke don't understand women lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's already kinda gay to answer questions, you should be the one in control

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How the fuck do you put this much thought into literally talking to a girl? Just go with the flow, it’ll be fine. Think less, enjoy it more. Sometimes I drop some autism bombs, it plays out fine as long as you’re chill.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you don't have to put any thought in it, he's giving a detailed analysis after the fact, it's called sentience you should try it

            where to even begin. First, he's giving a woman attention without explicitly trying to get his dick sucked, which is simp behavior. Second, he double texted without a reply, which is a double faux pas: first it's thirsty and desperate, and also, he clarified something. It's already kinda gay to answer questions, you should be the one in control of the conversation at all times, but he VOLUNTEERED information. At that point he's basically begging for a dick up his ass. He also admitted to wanting to be bigger and taking steps towards it. You're supposed to make everything look effortless and look like you have 0 ambition. People who have ambition are people who aren't perfect already, i.e. fucking beta losers. Lastly he admitted to experiencing pleasure("feels good") which is a bitch thing to do

            based

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              People who get laid absolutely do not think like that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                they don't think like that, they behave like that by default

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he took an obvious shitpost seriously
                lad.. I can’t even tell how many layers of irony were operating behind anymore

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >doesn't know the difference between sentience and sapience

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn’t know the difference between salience and evanescence

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't know the difference between peepee and poopoo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In general talking about fitness with women is pretty cringey and useless in my opinion. Women will never appreciate struggle as a virtue and will consider you to be a piece of shit if you need to put in effort to get anything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely nothing, shes the one that brought up his diet, so there's nothing weird about him explaining it and why he eats so much. People on this board are probably more autistic than you are

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cringe
      opinion discarded fucking zoomer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      everyone ive ever met who manages to make shit about "attention" has had an alcoholic father that thinks giving more money = love

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >OMG THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!
      You're the one sounding like a 16yo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wow your cringey af
      >your

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wow your cringey af
      the virgin "say the right thing to impress her"
      the chad "say whatever the fuck you feel like cause she's gonna fuck you regardless"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek. you are the plebtard, who the fuck uses the word cringe even?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask Syd if she wants to date a man who can find his own dick for me, you useless fat fuck.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fried chicky
    Does this woman know what you look like?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, it’s my long distance relationship gf, I met her playing maplestory

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Checked. Have you confirmed that she isn't a man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i un-ironically live with this woman. she needs to hurry up and make the fucking dinner

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah
      She said I’m a good friend too

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is she your girlfriend? im a little confused

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2500-3000 to get big
    I've been eating 2500 a day at 150lbs (was 165) and I lose weight because of all the calories I burn in a day. You must be sedentary as fuck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lift and cardio 6x/wk bud

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're a gnome than 2500 easily my meint as 194 cm dyel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’m 5’11 idk what that is in yurope

          I burn over 700 calories a day walking lmao. Plus I do a 6 day ppl and row 5 days and week

          >burn over 700 cal walking
          Lies

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My daily commute is 15km. I'm a pedestrian

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Get a bike lmao how destitute are you bros

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >get a bike
                No

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              by choice or is public transport where you live bad?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I burn over 700 calories a day walking lmao. Plus I do a 6 day ppl and row 5 days and week

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hey, exposed red brick lives up to the hype.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            barcades are cool tho

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds better than my life ngl

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i be happier if i was the guy this post is making fun of

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >implying having a gf will make you happy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I weight 205lbs, run 5 times a week and lift 5 times a week. I bulk at 2800-3000

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        5' 7" 178lbs and am bulking on 3,500.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd gain mostly fat at that level of surplus

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why you wanna be big?

    Women are truly the worst thing to happen to men.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Girls are retarded. I told my girl I want to look like Serge Reding, she looked up a picture of him and said he looks a little bigger than average. He was 5'10" 300lbs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Serge Reding
      He's just out of twink mode. Good on you for sticking to realistic goals.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2500-3000 calories
    >eating big
    Pick one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >watch the youtube serious
      9 (N I N E) meals a day. Plus shakes, plus fucking cookies. Rich was an absolute monster

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's the hardest thing about bodybuilding. I eat every three hours and I feel stuffed all the time and I am hitting 3000 kcals if I'm lucky. It's very hard to eat clean and bulk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Op is 5'5 only explination

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m 5’11 and lean.. surprised this thread is still up

        I talk like this ironically, but never over text, it's just cringey.
        >2500-3000 calories
        That's less than my TDEE, dyel

        Post body fatso

        You first weakfag

        I will when I’m done lifting

        Here’s our dog in lieu of ass pics

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          omg her name is like maria or gremlin or something right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn’t know that her name is Helen

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              gremlin=helen

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2500-3000 calories
    lol are you 5'8" kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      3k at 5’11 is plenty. I never want to not have abs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I never want to not have abs
        lmao you're weak

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post body fatboy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You first weakfag

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >safari

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fried Chicky
    >1000 calories from milk/protein

    DYEL retard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >2 big meals
      >protons in the AM and before bed
      >small snacks
      where’s the problem gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As many calories as possible should be from food for macro and micro nutrients, milk is for dyel skeletons. When was the last time you saw Ronnie Coleman or Arnold with a glass of milk? It's food + water

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Milk is delicious get fucked. Post body

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And full of estrogen

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If you drink tap water is also filled with estrogen you mongoloid. Also hopps.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, you shouldn't drink tap water. Did you think that was some kinda gotcha?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                American spotted

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong, German. Every country's tap water contains hormones, as far as I'm aware.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                america prob has the cleanest tap water of all modern countries (not saying a lot tho), you europeans are so soft and weak and it has a lot to do with your shitty tap water lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post boddy now fagg

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why you wanna be big
    >So I can look like a muscled neolithic hunter at my desk job GOD what don’t you understand about that?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >3000 calories
    >eating big

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >being fat
      unless you’re not natty there’s no point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely hope (and expect) that in a few years time you will look back on your current self and laugh at how much of an imbecile you were

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP is probably short

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wanting to be fat is a disease. Bulking doesn't benefit anyone except guys who want to be fat.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect chance to reply "For you" and you blew it.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >eating big
    >2500 - 3000

    okay little man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You first weakfag

      >Fried Chicky
      >1000 calories from milk/protein

      DYEL retard

      OP is probably short

      >Fried Chicky
      >1000 calories from milk/protein

      DYEL retard

      post bodies

      >inb4 lmao nolegs
      I have l4/l5 disc herniations and can’t squat but deadlift 245 double overhand 3x5 twice a week on my leg day

      >3x5 DL then 1x10 at 135 straight leg
      >4x10-12 leg press with calf work
      >4x8-10 hamstring curl
      >4xF quad extensions

      I do this twice a week. Should I add more volume?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are the npc normie here
    The average 20yo tiktok gym kid

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds based AF
    Reminds me of some 25yo who says what he feels and don't afraid of anything.
    Keep on keeping on
    (*≧з≦)

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They literally said "makes sense" autobot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they
      kys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t know xer’s pronouns, incel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >talking to a woketard
          I expect more of OP

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you here lol. Literally why. This website is not for people like you, it's actually meant to be a sanctuary from people like you

            Unless you're trolling? Good job then I guess

            I was just having a laff lads

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you here lol. Literally why. This website is not for people like you, it's actually meant to be a sanctuary from people like you

          Unless you're trolling? Good job then I guess

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like she understood

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dumb gay

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I talk like this ironically, but never over text, it's just cringey.
    >2500-3000 calories
    That's less than my TDEE, dyel

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fried chicky

    Instant vagina repellant jfc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How neurotic are you? We live together gay

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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