I have plenty of photos bro but that would be a violation of trust
2 years ago
Anonymous
But a woman can't be identified by her ass
2 years ago
Anonymous
Doesn’t matter, it’s still wrong to do
where to even begin. First, he's giving a woman attention without explicitly trying to get his dick sucked, which is simp behavior. Second, he double texted without a reply, which is a double faux pas: first it's thirsty and desperate, and also, he clarified something. It's already kinda gay to answer questions, you should be the one in control of the conversation at all times, but he VOLUNTEERED information. At that point he's basically begging for a dick up his ass. He also admitted to wanting to be bigger and taking steps towards it. You're supposed to make everything look effortless and look like you have 0 ambition. People who have ambition are people who aren't perfect already, i.e. fricking beta losers. Lastly he admitted to experiencing pleasure("feels good") which is a b***h thing to do
big kek
2 years ago
Anonymous
they totally can though, in middle school I could tell who a girl was just by the ass signature (and obviously I still can)
where to even begin. First, he's giving a woman attention without explicitly trying to get his dick sucked, which is simp behavior. Second, he double texted without a reply, which is a double faux pas: first it's thirsty and desperate, and also, he clarified something. It's already kinda gay to answer questions, you should be the one in control of the conversation at all times, but he VOLUNTEERED information. At that point he's basically begging for a dick up his ass. He also admitted to wanting to be bigger and taking steps towards it. You're supposed to make everything look effortless and look like you have 0 ambition. People who have ambition are people who aren't perfect already, i.e. fricking beta losers. Lastly he admitted to experiencing pleasure("feels good") which is a b***h thing to do
How the frick do you put this much thought into literally talking to a girl? Just go with the flow, it’ll be fine. Think less, enjoy it more. Sometimes I drop some autism bombs, it plays out fine as long as you’re chill.
you don't have to put any thought in it, he's giving a detailed analysis after the fact, it's called sentience you should try it
where to even begin. First, he's giving a woman attention without explicitly trying to get his dick sucked, which is simp behavior. Second, he double texted without a reply, which is a double faux pas: first it's thirsty and desperate, and also, he clarified something. It's already kinda gay to answer questions, you should be the one in control of the conversation at all times, but he VOLUNTEERED information. At that point he's basically begging for a dick up his ass. He also admitted to wanting to be bigger and taking steps towards it. You're supposed to make everything look effortless and look like you have 0 ambition. People who have ambition are people who aren't perfect already, i.e. fricking beta losers. Lastly he admitted to experiencing pleasure("feels good") which is a b***h thing to do
In general talking about fitness with women is pretty cringey and useless in my opinion. Women will never appreciate struggle as a virtue and will consider you to be a piece of shit if you need to put in effort to get anything.
absolutely nothing, shes the one that brought up his diet, so there's nothing weird about him explaining it and why he eats so much. People on this board are probably more autistic than you are
>Wow your cringey af
the virgin "say the right thing to impress her"
the chad "say whatever the frick you feel like cause she's gonna frick you regardless"
>2500-3000 to get big
I've been eating 2500 a day at 150lbs (was 165) and I lose weight because of all the calories I burn in a day. You must be sedentary as frick
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m frickin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
Girls are moronic. I told my girl I want to look like Serge Reding, she looked up a picture of him and said he looks a little bigger than average. He was 5'10" 300lbs.
That's the hardest thing about bodybuilding. I eat every three hours and I feel stuffed all the time and I am hitting 3000 kcals if I'm lucky. It's very hard to eat clean and bulk.
As many calories as possible should be from food for macro and micro nutrients, milk is for dyel skeletons. When was the last time you saw Ronnie Coleman or Arnold with a glass of milk? It's food + water
If you drink tap water is also filled with estrogen you mongoloid. Also hopps.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah, you shouldn't drink tap water. Did you think that was some kinda gotcha?
2 years ago
Anonymous
American spotted
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wrong, German. Every country's tap water contains hormones, as far as I'm aware.
2 years ago
Anonymous
america prob has the cleanest tap water of all modern countries (not saying a lot tho), you europeans are so soft and weak and it has a lot to do with your shitty tap water lmao
Wow your cringey af.
Reminds me of some 16yr old that craving attention.
Get your fricking shit together.
seething over a shitpost; get a grip, lads
cringe
virgin
What's wrong with his texting
t. autist
nothing, people here are just kinda mean
It's just kind of cringey. OPs probably young though so it's fine
I live with this woman. It’s impossible to be cringe at this point in a relationship
post a pic of her ass
I have plenty of photos bro but that would be a violation of trust
But a woman can't be identified by her ass
Doesn’t matter, it’s still wrong to do
big kek
they totally can though, in middle school I could tell who a girl was just by the ass signature (and obviously I still can)
too demanding and egotistical
>demanding and egotistical
>fried chicky
What m8?
>teeh heeh I said fried chicky I'm so LE RANDOM xDDDDD
You, however, are a homosexual
oh wowww i thought those were two knees. Thats not an ass... no way
where to even begin. First, he's giving a woman attention without explicitly trying to get his dick sucked, which is simp behavior. Second, he double texted without a reply, which is a double faux pas: first it's thirsty and desperate, and also, he clarified something. It's already kinda gay to answer questions, you should be the one in control of the conversation at all times, but he VOLUNTEERED information. At that point he's basically begging for a dick up his ass. He also admitted to wanting to be bigger and taking steps towards it. You're supposed to make everything look effortless and look like you have 0 ambition. People who have ambition are people who aren't perfect already, i.e. fricking beta losers. Lastly he admitted to experiencing pleasure("feels good") which is a b***h thing to do
jej
social anxiety Black folk really think like this huh, this is why you get no pussy
You had me until the end. Bravo, sir, and well-played.
People thinking this is a joke don't understand women lol
>It's already kinda gay to answer questions, you should be the one in control
How the frick do you put this much thought into literally talking to a girl? Just go with the flow, it’ll be fine. Think less, enjoy it more. Sometimes I drop some autism bombs, it plays out fine as long as you’re chill.
you don't have to put any thought in it, he's giving a detailed analysis after the fact, it's called sentience you should try it
based
People who get laid absolutely do not think like that
they don't think like that, they behave like that by default
>he took an obvious shitpost seriously
lad.. I can’t even tell how many layers of irony were operating behind anymore
>doesn't know the difference between sentience and sapience
>doesn’t know the difference between salience and evanescence
>doesn't know the difference between peepee and poopoo
In general talking about fitness with women is pretty cringey and useless in my opinion. Women will never appreciate struggle as a virtue and will consider you to be a piece of shit if you need to put in effort to get anything.
absolutely nothing, shes the one that brought up his diet, so there's nothing weird about him explaining it and why he eats so much. People on this board are probably more autistic than you are
>cringe
opinion discarded fricking zoomer
everyone ive ever met who manages to make shit about "attention" has had an alcoholic father that thinks giving more money = love
>OMG THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!
You're the one sounding like a 16yo
>Wow your cringey af
>your
>Wow your cringey af
the virgin "say the right thing to impress her"
the chad "say whatever the frick you feel like cause she's gonna frick you regardless"
kek. you are the plebtard, who the frick uses the word cringe even?
Cringe
Ask Syd if she wants to date a man who can find his own dick for me, you useless fat frick.
>fried chicky
Does this woman know what you look like?
Nope, it’s my long distance relationship gf, I met her playing maplestory
Checked. Have you confirmed that she isn't a man
i un-ironically live with this woman. she needs to hurry up and make the fricking dinner
Yeah
She said I’m a good friend too
is she your girlfriend? im a little confused
>2500-3000 to get big
I've been eating 2500 a day at 150lbs (was 165) and I lose weight because of all the calories I burn in a day. You must be sedentary as frick
Lift and cardio 6x/wk bud
You're a gnome than 2500 easily my meint as 194 cm dyel
I’m 5’11 idk what that is in yurope
>burn over 700 cal walking
Lies
My daily commute is 15km. I'm a pedestrian
Get a bike lmao how destitute are you homies
>get a bike
No
by choice or is public transport where you live bad?
I burn over 700 calories a day walking lmao. Plus I do a 6 day ppl and row 5 days and week
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m frickin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
Hey, exposed red brick lives up to the hype.
barcades are cool tho
Sounds better than my life ngl
i be happier if i was the guy this post is making fun of
>implying having a gf will make you happy
I weight 205lbs, run 5 times a week and lift 5 times a week. I bulk at 2800-3000
5' 7" 178lbs and am bulking on 3,500.
I'd gain mostly fat at that level of surplus
>why you wanna be big?
Women are truly the worst thing to happen to men.
Girls are moronic. I told my girl I want to look like Serge Reding, she looked up a picture of him and said he looks a little bigger than average. He was 5'10" 300lbs.
>Serge Reding
He's just out of twink mode. Good on you for sticking to realistic goals.
>2500-3000 calories
>eating big
Pick one
>watch the youtube serious
9 (N I N E) meals a day. Plus shakes, plus fricking cookies. Rich was an absolute monster
That's the hardest thing about bodybuilding. I eat every three hours and I feel stuffed all the time and I am hitting 3000 kcals if I'm lucky. It's very hard to eat clean and bulk.
Op is 5'5 only explination
I’m 5’11 and lean.. surprised this thread is still up
Post body fatso
I will when I’m done lifting
Here’s our dog in lieu of ass pics
omg her name is like maria or gremlin or something right?
>he doesn’t know that her name is Helen
gremlin=helen
>2500-3000 calories
lol are you 5'8" kek
3k at 5’11 is plenty. I never want to not have abs.
>I never want to not have abs
lmao you're weak
Post body fatboy
You first weakgay
>safari
>Fried Chicky
>1000 calories from milk/protein
DYEL moron
>2 big meals
>protons in the AM and before bed
>small snacks
where’s the problem homosexual
As many calories as possible should be from food for macro and micro nutrients, milk is for dyel skeletons. When was the last time you saw Ronnie Coleman or Arnold with a glass of milk? It's food + water
Milk is delicious get fricked. Post body
And full of estrogen
If you drink tap water is also filled with estrogen you mongoloid. Also hopps.
Yeah, you shouldn't drink tap water. Did you think that was some kinda gotcha?
American spotted
Wrong, German. Every country's tap water contains hormones, as far as I'm aware.
america prob has the cleanest tap water of all modern countries (not saying a lot tho), you europeans are so soft and weak and it has a lot to do with your shitty tap water lmao
Post boddy now gayg
>Why you wanna be big
>So I can look like a muscled neolithic hunter at my desk job GOD what don’t you understand about that?
>3000 calories
>eating big
>being fat
unless you’re not natty there’s no point
I genuinely hope (and expect) that in a few years time you will look back on your current self and laugh at how much of an imbecile you were
OP is probably short
Wanting to be fat is a disease. Bulking doesn't benefit anyone except guys who want to be fat.
Perfect chance to reply "For you" and you blew it.
>eating big
>2500 - 3000
okay little man
post bodies
>inb4 lmao nolegs
I have l4/l5 disc herniations and can’t squat but deadlift 245 double overhand 3x5 twice a week on my leg day
>3x5 DL then 1x10 at 135 straight leg
>4x10-12 leg press with calf work
>4x8-10 hamstring curl
>4xF quad extensions
I do this twice a week. Should I add more volume?
You are the npc normie here
The average 20yo tiktok gym kid
Sounds based AF
Reminds me of some 25yo who says what he feels and don't afraid of anything.
Keep on keeping on
(*≧з≦)
They literally said "makes sense" autobot
>they
kys
You don’t know xer’s pronouns, incel
>talking to a woketard
I expect more of OP
I was just having a laff lads
Why are you here lol. Literally why. This website is not for people like you, it's actually meant to be a sanctuary from people like you
Unless you're trolling? Good job then I guess
Looks like she understood
dumb homosexual
I talk like this ironically, but never over text, it's just cringey.
>2500-3000 calories
That's less than my TDEE, dyel
>fried chicky
Instant vegana repellant jfc
How neurotic are you? We live together homosexual