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how do I get my dog (golden) buff? prioritizing aesthetics.
are there any weight lifting routines for dogs out there?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your dog is castrated there is no point. If he isn't then he would be jacked by default

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys is my puppy becoming a chud?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Upper dog is a chud and I’m worried he’s influencing Banjo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are poodle mixes so based?
        >no shedding
        >less likely to bark
        >sticks to pack and stares at stuff going by instead of chasing
        >very intelligent
        >tall but not big
        >soft and fuzzy, very social and loving
        I love my goldendoodle and sheepadoodle, they are blonde/black just like your pic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          extremely cuddly too. getting them groomed is the only pain in the ass part about them but it's worth it since they don't shed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon....

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dogs aren't supposed to have onions

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Dogs are forever in the push up position

      classic chud phenotype

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >me in charge of quoting the right posts

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why? Dogs are forever in the push up position

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    genetics, animals are a prime example of doing whatever they're supposed to do in nature and they build physiqq just like that.
    my golden retriever is 12 and she used to sprint every day, build like an athlete and bulging shoulders, can feel her abs when petting her as well, still runs sometimes but chilling mostly now.
    another dog recently passed was a bernese, wouldn't do shit all day and would almost never sprint, but put a cart on her and she would be so fricking happy to just pull around 10x her bw casually, she was also jacked and lived to 15.
    also feed them scraps, meat and meaty bones (raw), organs sometimes and eggs every day, don't fall for the kibble israelite.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my dog frickin loves eggs man. I make 6 every day and he gets so excited when he sees me turn on the burner to scramble them. he ends up eating a full egg or so by the time I finish but I still count the calories of all 6 (based puppy helping my cut). I love my dog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They get jacked naturally if allowed to play and run around frequently.
      Family has a dachshund, the hunting kind, he's like a bulldog.

      ...frick I need a house with a yard.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They get jacked naturally if allowed to play and run around frequently.
    Family has a dachshund, the hunting kind, he's like a bulldog.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I road my pup. That is, putting him in a proper harness and applying heavy resistance when walking. He pulls on command. As a bonus, I get a good wrist pump

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      look at that goober's ear. what a good boy. I have a shiba(pic related looks exactly like her but not her) she just wants to kill fricking everything that isn't human. when I bring deer/turkey home from hunting season she'll attack the carcass if I let her get too close because she knows I'm going to make her treats out of the scraps. she caught and killed a rabbit in our back yard last year, bit a deer this winter, regularly finds moles, and just this past week found a bunny warren with 3 babies living in it in our garden but luckily we stopped her before she was able to get them. she loves people though so it is what it is

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/LoCJMoQ.jpg

      Guys is my puppy becoming a chud?

      https://i.imgur.com/GYZRpUj.jpg

      Upper dog is a chud and I’m worried he’s influencing Banjo

      https://i.imgur.com/NEg1b3d.jpg

      anon....

      I love dogs bros

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have him start mauling Black folk. Start with random nigglets wandering the streets and then go up the ages as he gets stronger.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a cat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is he IST or /fat/?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    achievable natty?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swimming. If your dog is like my brother's labrador, just throw a ball into a body of water repeatedly and he will go out to fetch it every time, despite being exhausted. He's a buff lil guy now. Playing tug of war with your dog also helps.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and sort of water dog will love that but if you have a sheppard or doberman type dog they will look like ducks out of water

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speak for your self, my doberman/ausie shepherd mix fricking loves swimming. She is such a strong swimmer that I can grab her tail and she will pull me along in the water. She will just swims laps on her own for fun whenever she gets the chance.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i had a half doberman half german sheppard that her back legs sunk when she got in water my golden retriever would swim circles around her

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably didn't learn to kick with the back legs or something.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 x shitting in garden to failure
    >3 x walk a day with shit superset inbetween

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn mods delete this dumb fricking thread already FRICK doggays and FRICK catgays right along with them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay mad muzzie kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy bagging up dog shit from your furbaby homosexual

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m snuggling with my dog right now. You must be subhuman.. Their love is unconditional and pure.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't care what browncels like you think kek

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't really get the buff but you can cardio maxx a dog. give them some extra food and go for long walks and run multiple times a day.

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