>you can't get ripped on a vegetarian die-

>you can't get ripped on a vegetarian die-

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you will never be as strong as a gorilla

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    -t unless you have a completely different digestive system, adapted specifically for getting ripped on a vegetarian diet.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    t

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros, how do we gorillabacteriamax?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        gut a live gorilla and eat his guts raw quickly before the bacteria die.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to double the length of your digestive tract and half the size of your brain.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >half the size of your brain
          already did that, whats next?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based lobotomybro.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros, how do we gorillabacteriamax?

      fecal transplant
      it will work

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boys I'll do it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're going to sneak into a zoo and eat a Gorilla's poop?
          Godspeed, you sick cunt

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No you don't need to eat it, you need to insert it up your butt.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        for science, when?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gorillas are permanently on keto
      vegans btfo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/LWhv6MG.jpg

      >you can't get ripped on a vegetarian die-

      Legit if I were a billionaire I would use the covid genjab technology to give all fitbros the brotein gene.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you transport some of these bacteria into yourself without permanently fucking up the balance of your digestive system? or just getting them killed by your antibodies or whatever.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah now just imagine how strong one of those fucking things would be with SS + GOMAD / Texas Method
    It's what separates the apes from the men, gorillas are fucking dumb

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their bodies might not respond the same way to training, the way humans do. I also doubt they can drink milk.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mazuri cookies

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In seriousness, I love to point to silverback gorillas whenever somebody tells me genetic don't matter.

    Most primates and gorillas are actually way more sedentary than us, they just have high strength requirements for short, fast periods of tree-climbing + millions of years of natural selection.

    I wish I could be that jacked just eating grass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish I could be that jacked just eating grass.
      I don't. They can be so strong because they have no dexterity in their muscles, humans are weak because we dexx-maxxed
      Ever saw a chimp/pongo using tools? They're almost disabled compared to us

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a fair point. Chimps (and quadrupeds in general) are also terrible at long-range locomotion. A barely trained human can mog pretty much any monkey over long distances.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A barely trained human can mog pretty much any monkey over long distances.
          A barely trained human can mog pretty much any animal over long distances, it's one half of the human hunting strategy (the other half is intelligently organized violence)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone who propagates this endurance hunt bullshit is either a moron moron or american moron

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              This.
              Too many retards just repub that meme with their brain turned off and accept it as truth. Guess they believe every other urban legends as well.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What do you mean people didn't run for hours in the heat to kill a large animal then carry the carcass back home, in deserts where they don't have a reliable source of water?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >barely trained human can mog pretty much any animal over long distances,
            Dumb stupid meme. It isn't true.
            https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-61773202
            >A runner has won the man v horse event for only the third time since the competition began in 1980.

            >Runner Ricky Lightfoot received £3,500 after beating the first horse by more than two minutes on a 22.5 mile (36km) course in Llanwrtyd Wells, Powys.

            >He came out on top of 1,000 runners and 50 horses with a time of 2:22:23.

            In 42 years, elite athletes have raced against horses in a cross-country marathon, and this year, for only the 3rd time, a human has won.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              He said "pretty much any animal", he did not say "every single animal, including one animal that has been most specifically chosen for, bred for and trained for long distance travelling throughout history".

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >finds horse of all animals out there, a creature bred by humans to endure long distances, to prove humans can't mog animals
                k3k

                You're welcome to post examples of humans racing other animals.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                My dog is way faster than me but I have more endurance when we're playing. By the time she's totally exhausted I can still run around, especially if I rest a couple minutes. It takes her a while to recover from playing. Although usually she's running way more than I am, so I don't think it's a great comparison.

                Anyway, endurance hunting is usually done only by the stupidest people who can't use tools or herding tactics or things like that.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure I'll just refer to some of the latest human vs animal long-distance racings events and... oh wait. No such events exist because you can't just tell a cow let's have a race. If they did, humans would be expected to win however.

                https://www.businessinsider.com/how-humans-evolved-to-be-best-endurance-runners-2018-3

                I find it ironic how he is using that exact same example that you're somehow trying to use to show humans are bad at long-distance running compared to other animals to show show how good humans are at long-distance running compared to other animals.

                Keep in mind also that humans can go a lot more than a marathon in a day. In a marathon you are expected to run or jog the entire way, however humans can easily walk for much longer, "ultra marathons" go up to 100 miles.

                If you've ever observed dogs (which are another of the few contenders other than horses for matching humans) then sure they can run and run what seems like forever and a lot faster than humans too, it seems like humans would have no hope. But after like an hour of constant running, they're completely done for the day, not able to walk around anymore they only want to sleep. Humans can keep going, they will plod on and on and on.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But after like an hour of constant running, they're completely done for the day, not able to walk around anymore they only want to sleep.
                I'm the dogposter above and that's pretty much what I see with my dog. This varies with heat, though. In cold temperatures, my dog has way more endurance. But if it's 90ºF+, she gets tired quick because she overheats and doesn't have good mechanisms to deal with that—definitely not when compared to humans.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >businessinsider
                Wow surely a great source of scholarly information on the subject and not an uncritical puff piece featuring only views of academics who support the "humans evolved as distance runners" hypothesis

                Humans only have an endurance advantage in extremely dry + hot climates where sweating gives us an advantage. In cool, temperate or humid environments, our sweat is negated or other animals are able to stay cool enough to outpace us, rest + recover before we catch up to them, and then continue to outrun us.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                dogs crashing when their owner jogs is a pretty common sight

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >finds horse of all animals out there, a creature bred by humans to endure long distances, to prove humans can't mog animals
              k3k

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Most primates and gorillas are actually way more sedentary than us
      ???????? Why do people always say this? The average human doesn't move at all. They wake up, sit down, then fall back asleep eventually. Maybe the average person stands for ~60 minutes a day, and doesn't run or exercise. Primates swing through fucking trees. Have you ever tried to swing from one tree to another? You even said yourself they climb trees. Do you know how hard it is to climb a fucking tree?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you know how hard it is to climb a fucking tree?
        bro you for real? did you grow up underground?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are completely removed from reality if you don't think it would be extremely difficult to impossible for an average human to make even a yard of progress climbing a tree.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Climbing trees is easy...
        Also swinging from one branch to another is easy if you're not scared

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The average man in the US is 200 pounds of mostly fat at 5'9".
          The average woman in the US is 170 pounds of mostly fat at 5'4".

          If you seriously think that climbing a tree is easy for these people and that the average person is more active than wild animals like gorillas and other primates, you are either (1) sheltered and have never met people or (2) delusional.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            These are deformed people, far from their natural state. Not a good example of average humanity

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your post doesn't really make sense. The average person is deformed and living a life far from their natural state. The initial post I was responding to said gorillas were "actually way more sedentary than us." I assumed by "us" he meant the average person, and not some hypothetical hunter-gatherer human which is definitely not the average person, not even the average person on the globe. And that means he was extremely incorrect.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                For one you used the united states as the average, at least use the global average lol which is way more fit and normal

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Already an improvement

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the global average
                ...what the fuck are you talking about? Do you think there is a meaningful "global average" of weight and height? Do you know anything about the globe? Are you like 14?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It just doesn't make sense to me why you would use modern industrialized people as an example for why humans would have a hard time doing x.
                An obese American is not a representative of the average person, he is a representative of what modern lifestyle does to wreck the human body. Just like you wouldn't use a zoo gorilla to represent the average gorilla prowess
                Just take people in the US 100 years ago, almost no one overweight and way more fit. And it still was far from ideal living

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >an average person is not representative of the average person
                Dude what the fuck are you talking about?? You are doing some insane mental gymnastics to justify your weird point that people living today are living horrible unnatural lives, but that has nothing to do with the OP which said:
                >Most primates and gorillas are actually way more sedentary than us
                """"Us""" means the average person living today RIGHT NOW. Not someone living 100 years ago.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It just baffles me why you would use the average deformed person as an example when we're talking about what humans are capable of.
                Like climbing a tree is super easy for a person if you're not obese and dying, children do it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when we're talking about what humans are capable of
                ??????? Can you just please read the fucking quote.
                >Most primates and gorillas are actually way more sedentary than us
                >Most primates and gorillas are actually way more sedentary than us
                >Most primates and gorillas are actually way more sedentary than us
                This has nothing to do with what we're capable of or what humans were like 100 years ago or whether or not living in a city is shitty.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They are more sedentary, most of their life is spent sitting down and eating leaves
                Humans walk around all day, even modern ones

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. I have no idea what a gorilla's average day looks like or what an average person's day looks like

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If a gorilla climbs 1 tree 1 time in 1 day, they are already more active than the average person.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Most primates and gorillas are actually way more sedentary than us,
      You are an incredibly, incredibly retarded individual, on many different levels.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol. Most gigantic animals just sit around a lot. They're huge and strong because that's what they're genetically predisposed for. Just like we're smarter now, but sacrificed muscle for.
        Lion sleeps 16-20 hours a day

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And primates aren't "gigantic animals", most are very small and very active. Gorillas are not as active at them but are still very active. You are confusing with cows or something.

          I'll refer your attention back to

          >Most primates and gorillas are actually way more sedentary than us,
          You are an incredibly, incredibly retarded individual, on many different levels.

          >You are an incredibly, incredibly retarded individual, on many different levels.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gorilla's don't spend their time lifting anything but their bodyweight. Why aren't cali chads super strong and ripped like gorillas?
            I won't 'refer' back to anything you pseudo smartass. The kings of the jungle are active when they need to and rest when they can. They are feared, which is why they don't have to move that much. Little tiny skitters, critters and such move around a lot and are small. That's you.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol. Most gigantic animals just sit around a lot. They're huge and strong because that's what they're genetically predisposed for. Just like we're smarter now, but sacrificed muscle for.
              Lion sleeps 16-20 hours a day

              Are you seriously insinuating that a FUCKING LION who CHASES DOWN THEIR PREY is more sedentary than THE AVERAGE HUMAN?

              Do you even know what the average human looks like or does in a day??

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro I can run as intensively as a lion, so can a cheetah, doesn't make me or a cheetah as big as a lion. Pure mong.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree 100% that pretty much every animal that exists is genetically predisposed to having way more muscle than humans (or at least be much stronger with the same amount of muscle)... but saying that wild animals "just sit around a lot" and they "don't have to move that much" and comparing their daily exercise to a guy who bench presses a few times a week is just plain silly.

                You cannot run as intensely as a lion can, because your brain is holding back your muscle fibers. It's just not possible for you to exert yourself like other animals can exert themselves.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                A bro who works out 6 times a week lifts more kg than a lion who only sprints, carries and chews...
                Its good that we agree on something though

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you understand how humans are just not very good at exerting themselves compared to other animals. When a lion runs, it's not just like you running or sprinting. It's tearing itself apart at a level that we simply cannot comprehend. That's why lions can literally die after one or a few failed hunts.

                If you've ever been in a state where you've had a massive adrenaline dump and you had to exert yourself really really hard for just a few seconds, and you were sore for days afterwards or you even injured yourself, you can kind of understand what it's like for a lion in their daily life.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Retarded Cow-Ape spends 90% of its day eating. Chimps mog these huge retards DAILY

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bugs aren't vegan
    you will always be deficient

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spend all day eating
    >giant intestine that converts cellulose into saturated fat
    >???
    >profit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We also convert cellulose to short chain fatty acids and other thing with gut microbes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, we don't digest cellulose. That's a pretty well-established fact.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you illiterate? I said our gut microbiome does it. Fucking retard. Here's some paper outlining it
          https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4939913/

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ctrl + F "cellulose"
            0 matches found

            Yes I'm well aware that the large intestine hosts microbes that ferment things. You made a claim that was incorrect and I'm correcting you. Do more research and re-read your post and you'll figure out why what you said was wrong.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fuck youuuuuuu fucking retard why are you like that
              >Short chain fatty acids (SCFA) are the primary end-products of fermentation of non-digestible carbohydrates (NDC) that become available to the gut microbiota.
              NDC = fiber = cellulose

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The 3rd line in your post was made up by you, as opposed to the 2nd line in your post which was quoted from the research article and clearly says something different than the line you made up. I'm not really sure what you're not understanding—I can't make my posts any simpler.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The 3rd line in your post was made up by you, as opposed to the 2nd line in your post which was quoted from the research article and clearly says something different than the line you made up. I'm not really sure what you're not understanding—I can't make my posts any simpler.

                Here, I think it's unfair you linked a research article and I haven't yet, so here are 3 that will help you realize where you went wrong, hopefully:
                >Nondigestible carbohydrates, butyrate, and butyrate-producing bacteria
                https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30580556/
                >Interactive and individual effects of dietary non-digestible carbohydrates and oils on DNA damage, SCFA and bacteria in the large bowel of rats
                https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18786278/
                >Ingestion of Non-digestible Carbohydrates From Plant-Source Foods and Decreased Risk of Colorectal Cancer: A Review on the Biological Effects and the Mechanisms of Action
                https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31157230/

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea maybe the enzymes/bacteria in our digestive system works differently from gorillas haha

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next time you'll say we should eat grass because bulls are beefy.
    Fuckwit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Might be the secret weapon to dat dere bull gains. Can't knock it till ya try it ya know

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dumb fucking apes don’t know they’re deficient in, uhhhh….Carnosine, Taurine, and Vitamin B12!
      Lmao @ their missing micronutrients

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the digestive system of every animal is the exact same as humans'
        Are you literally retarded? Like, clinically diagnosed?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's taken from hair product ingredients. Search for "vitamin F" to see it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing on that list that is actually deficient is B12 and Vitamin D, which you can easily get from the sun

      The cope and seethe is real. Carnitards never fail to make me laugh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this supposed to be impressive? That dude is literally like 160lbs. He’s not jacked he’s just hella lean with mild definition. Pathetic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure sure anon.

          Post body.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no body posted

          he's bigger than you'll ever be dyel lmao.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its from hair product ingredient list. It means sv3rige has at some point tried to grow hair, just bing for "vitamin F" that isn't even real but is listed in hair products along with bunch of other thing on that list. Imagine getting suckered so bad.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hehe
          >it was da veganism dat made me lose my hairs, that's why veganism is bad. U get malnoorished from the antinootrients in the plantz
          >hehe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We understand you like twinks but I don’t know why you feel the need to keep posting pictures of them, no heterosexual male desires to look like that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I'd do the vegan thing because I like growing food anyways, but I don't want to become lactose intolerant and become some gay that can never eat pizza
        Also I think vegans are fucking insufferable
        Also gorillas don't do bench press and dead lift all day, they just eat and sleep.
        You can't get big doing nothing as a human.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always see tons of carnists spewing endless insults, yet it would seem that having compassion for God's creation is insufferable.

          The hypocrisy is astounding.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >having this saved
            you're beyond saving

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't want to know why you're so fat and sick despite your chadliest efforts?

              Perhaps I was born before everyone became retarded, but there was once an adage called "You are what you eat."

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I eat muscle, what do you eat?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love how I can tell just from your lips and shape of your mask that you're obese. I also love the fact that your mutt brain actually thinks you hid it well.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek
                too true

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't want to know why you're so fat and sick despite your chadliest efforts?

            Perhaps I was born before everyone became retarded, but there was once an adage called "You are what you eat."

            >My life exists out of arguing on the internet, why am I miserable?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I actually only eat bacon as my main calorie source. I estimated last year near 400lbs of meat... so on the conservative estimates I consumed 25hogs worth of bacon lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            God made carnivores.
            God made hunger.
            God made death.
            That being said I would go vegan for a hot gf and sex daily. That's all it takes, so if you're such a moral fag then by not giving me a hot gf who gives me sex daily you're the real killer here.

            Why would being vegan make you lactose intolerant? Besides you can just pin shit on diet and allergies and never even mention youre vegan.

            Having allergies is gay, also cutting dairy can make you intolerant to it.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That being said I would go vegan for a hot gf and sex daily
              >he'd reject nutrition necessary to be fit for holes
              Get the fuck out of my board you repulsive simp.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based. Fuck pigs. They're an invasive species anyway and they're assholes about it too. Day of the corral trap can't come soon enough.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uuuuuhhh bro why do you have this saved in your computer?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >having compassion for God's creation
            God made animals eat each other alive

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Compassion and eating an animal have nothing to do with each other. You can have no compassion and eat the flesh of an animal or you can be completely compassionate and eat the flesh of an animal.

              >every animal wants to live forever and die of old age peacefully in their sleep
              >there is no way to be compassionate when ending the life of an animal you may or may not have raised to have an amazing life
              Both of these sentences are 100% artificial constructs just like all of the words that compose them.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's your point? are you a vegan or a "compassionate" carnivore?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The pig webm poster above thinks that compassion = letting every animal in the world live forever and die of old age. I'm emphasizing that this is a ridiculous notion.

                Not to mention that veganism is horrible for animals. The monocrop agriculture that fuels veganism destroys the soil and environment of countless acres of land and, when plants are harvested, thousands of mice, rabbits, etc. die from being crushed by machinery in the process.

                So veganism = being compassionate and preventing animal suffering is also nonsense, torn to shreds by the smallest amount of critical thinking.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then you realize how much less land overall would be required for agriculture if not for feeding livestock. But then you come up with another fantasy narrative where ruminants actually keep the soil vigorous and nothing humans ever grow is going to feed animals, only things like corn husks and other sideproducts. Then I show it isn't so and you simply start screeching about garden gnomes, vegans and globohomo and disregard all evidence as fake.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you having a mental breakdown or is English just your second language? I legitimately can't understand this post.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Then you realize how much less land overall would be required for agriculture if not for feeding livestock
                Where will the fertiliser come from? About half of the fertiliser used globally is derived from animal manure.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would being vegan make you lactose intolerant? Besides you can just pin shit on diet and allergies and never even mention youre vegan.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they eat bugs nonestop too

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can get ripped by sitting on your ass all day and eating fruit like a gorilla does
    Can't beat incel logic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You actually can. Look at raw vegans and fruitarians. This is what a human looks like on one-digit fat percentage on gorilla diet. Too bad we are bipeds so our natural muscle buildup is not as impressive to maintain effortless locomotion by keeping things light.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude looks anorexic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats what humans look like on a single digit fat percentage. It should be normal, like with rest of the primates, so I've started thinking low-fat vegan shills like Klaper and McDougar are actually correct when they say our perception of what is normal is warped bcause everyone is so fat these days. Makes HAES fatties seethe.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Should it be normal? Unlike other apes humans have to endure winters and can't just eat leaves all day

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude looks anorexic

        He looks like he's gonna die in the after.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, let's eat our own shit. Oh it's actually not shit. They can do stuff we can't. Good job. Now you know.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cecotrope
    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=gorilla+eating+own+shit

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could beat the shit out of a gorilla any day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish you'd try and film it so we can all watch it pull your face off your skull like it's peeling off a sticker.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    and here's a carnivore.
    the fact is that it's genetics and humans have weak gay genetics.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are not a gorilla

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genes are everything.

    The rest is cope maxxing.

  20. 2 months ago
    GoKillYourselfVeganSchizo

    > You will never be able to eat your own shit without getting killed by all the bacteria like a Gor...

    Oh wait. Human and Gorilla DNA are two completely different things veganschizo.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can’t get ripped eat a varied diet of octopus, squid, crab, shrimp, clams, snails, and sandwor…

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, a different animal with a completely different digestive system to humans eat differently and has different physiology.
    THIS MUST MEAN SOMETHING

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uuuuuh, gorilla bros?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can’t get ripped on a grass die-

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans can't.

      They are ripped, because their digestive system is made to process plants better than ours is. A diesel engine would run like absolute shite if you fed it electricity, which an electric car would really love to be charged with.

      Nature is one giant cycle and everything is connected anon. Herbivores just managed to extract the energy they need from plants, while humans can get it from everything, but especially meat.

      What I mean by that is that it's a different kind of energy they're pulling from the universe, but they adapted to be able to do that well. Humans get their energy from a different part of the universe, and we are good at that.

      So yeah, feeding a human things a herbivore would eat would make the human relatively unhealthy compared to if you fed the human human food.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the point of discovering fire so that we could cook meat which made it better for survival or something, which made us the dominant species on the planet today?

    Point is that we're supposed to eat meat, right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans ate meat way before we discovered fire.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those weren't humans

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          hurp durp the evolutionary ancestors of humans ate meat way before fire was controlled by a living being on Earth (also an evolutionary ancestor of humans).

          That is... if you trust the science, anyway...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            how do they even date shit when it's older than 1000 years, 10000 years, etc. ? what is there in bones than can tell us "yes this ape here is 4 million years old"? this is why i always liked math is because usually there is proof you can read and check yourself. in sciences like biology, chemistry, sometimes physics you just have to memorize shit and trust it's true. at least that was the case always up until highschool

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think it's mostly done with radioactive dating. We know that a bone or whatever is made with carbon that has a certain weight, and, using math, we can say that those carbon isotopes will have x weight in y years due to decay. That's what carbon dating is.

              So a bone will be 90% carbon-12 when it's made and only 45% carbon-12 after 10,000 years. So when we look at a bone that is 23% carbon-12, we know it's 20,000 years old (because two half-lives have passed). I'm totally making the numbers up but that's the gist of it I think.

              Maybe there's another big method out there other than carbon dating but I don't know it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe there's another big method out there other than carbon dating but I don't know it.
                yes i just checked. they basically measure rock layers and just date the layer by radioactive dating. that is if the bones were deep in a rock or something

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think my point was that we were meant to be eating meat, and that the moment we could cook it, we propelled ourselves into the stratosphere of the dominance hierarchy on the planet.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No data suggests your point that cooking made humans apex predators. It was using tools that did that. Also, uncooked meat has been eaten by every carnivore that has every existed, including human ancestors lol. I think you're fixating on the idea that meat has to be cooked to be eaten, or that cooking makes meat more nutritious somehow, and that's just plain wrong.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now I remember.

            Because we were able to cook our food, we lost *some* kind of biological need (like maybe having to process raw meat), and gained the ability to grow our brain instead. Like, having the meat already sort of 'pre' heated, or denatured is the term I believe?, makes it easier for us to digest something something.

            So it still overlaps with what you said (using tools to be apex predators), except I'm a step earlier in the process.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, you're thinking about the expensive tissue hypothesis, which has nothing to do with cooked vs. raw meat but animal-based foods versus plant-based foods.

              Full extraction of nutrients from plant-based foods like leaves and grass requires a much longer digestive tract than extracting nutrients from meat (because meat is the default tissue for animals because we're made of meat). That's why non-human primates have big ol' pot bellies, whereas tigers and lions don't have that. They have to ferment the plant matter and that takes a long time.

              Cooking meat does not make it easier to process in any way, unless we're talking about making tough tissue soft like with BBQ or whatever.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cooking meat does not make it easier to process in any way
                What's the advantage of cooking meat then? Other than the parasite killing and etc, it does taste better

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well the taste is just a preference, but yeah we cook meat today because we're not wild hunter-gatherers taking down elk and then guzzling their blood down and eating them on the spot lol. We put our meat in factories and shit.

                Why did people cook meat a million years ago or whatever? Probably to keep it safe to eat for longer periods of time. I don't know though, I never looked into it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right right, so we're on the same page then?

                Meat is more nutrient dense than an equal amount of plants, so killing one animal means you have more calories for a longer period of time. In other words, you have time left to do other things, which made us able to spend time to literally develop our brains.

                Nice.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spend time to literally develop our brains
                lol how many RPGs do you play? Humans didn't grow their brains because of having "free time" lol like you think hunter-gatherers read books in between killing game. Humans grew their brains because of more easily accessible nutrients and shedding the need for a calorically demanding gut (which non-human primates still have).

                That is... if you trust the science.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't eat soi

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >myostatin
    i await the day we master gene manipulation and can walk among the gods as synthetically engineered immortal chads

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You would have to be doing calisthenics, gymnastics, cardio, and eat some large meals the whole day, seven days a week.
    But you're fat ass is here shitposting.

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