>dame tu telefono
what you do?
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you exit the gym and suddenly...
>dame tu telefono
what you do?
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si senor, no necesito mi celular
Minime, ego domi dormit sum
Me no speaky mexican
My latina gf shoots him in the head with her gold 1911
>say hello to my little friend
Pues la verdad es que me he comprado uno telefone nuevo y ahora yo tengo poco dinero entonces no te lo puedo dar, puto pendejo ayayayaya.
No mamas güey, marica
cum in senors general direction
>el tuo telefono probablememte eres mejor de el mio
and i laugh showing him my crusty ass iphone 7
"NO TENGO TELEFONO, POR FAVOR NO DISPARE!"
>si amigo, lete me-a remova me simecardo taco taco burrito burrito, la telefono materialistico es no necessito burrito.
>si si *hands phone* Es admirando me aesthetico? *Flexes a cep*
el telefono es en la cocina
te gusta la playa?
Jajaja
Dame da ne, dame yo
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Bein gracias, ye tu?
Pull out the 19 and blast him. Although if he got to talk while pointing the gun at me it means I fricked up a long time ago (situational awareness and such).