you exit the gym and suddenly...

>dame tu telefono
what you do?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    si senor, no necesito mi celular

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minime, ego domi dormit sum

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me no speaky mexican

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My latina gf shoots him in the head with her gold 1911

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >say hello to my little friend

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pues la verdad es que me he comprado uno telefone nuevo y ahora yo tengo poco dinero entonces no te lo puedo dar, puto pendejo ayayayaya.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No mamas güey, marica

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cum in senors general direction

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >el tuo telefono probablememte eres mejor de el mio
    and i laugh showing him my crusty ass iphone 7

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    "NO TENGO TELEFONO, POR FAVOR NO DISPARE!"

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >si amigo, lete me-a remova me simecardo taco taco burrito burrito, la telefono materialistico es no necessito burrito.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >si si *hands phone* Es admirando me aesthetico? *Flexes a cep*

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    el telefono es en la cocina
    te gusta la playa?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jajaja

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dame da ne, dame yo

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  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bein gracias, ye tu?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pull out the 19 and blast him. Although if he got to talk while pointing the gun at me it means I fricked up a long time ago (situational awareness and such).

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