You're the fifth fighter in the cage. Are you strong enough to come out alive?

You're the fifth fighter in the cage. Are you strong enough to come out alive?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    id fuck with the snake and make him wrap himself around me and then boom snake armor, just wait for the other 3 to kill each other.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based also thought the same. But which muscles do you need to survive snek and be the last "man" standing? I'm guessing abs? Then delts to break it's death grip?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make that bear my bitch and we'd tag team whatever is left.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think the bear would win. Gorilla is strong but the bear claws and teeth will fuck him up. Lion is strong too but can't bear hug. Snake idk it depends if he can wrap around them fast enough.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bear is stronger than both

      How big of a cage? And are there any rules? I’m pretty confident I could win by climbing the cage and while the rest fight, I can drop on the remaining one and kill it

      Bear and gorilla can climb better than you guaranteed

      grizzly wins even in 3 on 1

      Probably

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How big of a cage? And are there any rules? I’m pretty confident I could win by climbing the cage and while the rest fight, I can drop on the remaining one and kill it

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No and the grizzly would win hands down. It's the heaviest and it has massive claws

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    grizzly wins even in 3 on 1

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anaconda can constrict at 85-95lbs per sq inch.
    it's the strongest animal on that list.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bear's and lion's bites have magnitudes higher PSI.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hookers have more PSI in their stilettos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Snakes time a long time to constrict though. It's a gradual process that can take as long as 15 minutes to hit full pressure. Also, single-target-DPS. A snake is completely dedicated to the task of killing/consuming and vulnerable in every possible way from the outside while doing so. Definitely the weakest contender there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. There was a video where a python of some sort was constricting a honey badger and some jackals harassed it and the python lost focus for a minute and the badger escaped and killed it lol

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the snake can easily pass trough the bars

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even if not. I imagine the snake can wind itself into the side of the pit such that it's a really inconvenient target while other things are trying to kill you

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dodge
    >rip their eyes off or choke them
    Peak human would win easy, we are the apex predator for a reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >choking a bear
      >choking a lion
      >choking a gorilla
      >choking a goddamn anaconda
      bro you ain't doing shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's probably the same type of person that believes they could choke a Pitbull if it mauled them

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate these threads so much. Even if they're jokes I can tell some of you retards really do think you could take fully grown gorillas and bears and shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wanting it to be easy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahahahaha man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How much a bear bench tho fag?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wanting it to be easy

      lmaooo

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >let snake eat you
    >let snake kill rest of them
    >burst out of snake when all is said and done, killing the snake
    It’s just that easy boys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But what if lion eats snake after snake eat you

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Human beings have nothing except our brains. Turns out intelligence means you can make any weapon you want and that's pretty fucking overpowered in the evolutionary arms race.

    Put one on one in a cage with an animal and no weapon we are absolutely fucked. No amount of fitness will protect you from a bear. We don't even something as basic as a fur coat to shield us from claws and teeth. We are so physically vulnerable it's laughable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You do realize we are bigger than like 90% of organisms lol

      Just take a fucking rat for example. Or a rabbit. An infant could kill either.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        An infant could not take either a rat or a rabbit fighting for its life, what would it do? It has no strength or speed to grab them, it wouldn't know how to choke an animal which is realistically the only thing it could even come close to doing, meanwhile both rats and rabbits have very strong jaws with teeth as well as claws and a ton of strength relative to body size. Not to mention all wild animal's ability to simply go apeshit if threatened, which almost every human being lacks

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >snake curls up in corner and is ignored by the others, I join him
    >the lion immediately pounces on the gorilla because it looks like the poacher who killed his wife
    >the gorilla flings the lion into the bear, the lion is immediately killed by the chad grizzly
    >after growl off and stare down, the grizzly and gorilla begin their battle
    >it’s over in 30 seconds
    >bear begins to eat his kill, forgetting about the anaconda in the corner
    >snake pounces on the bear, but misses the mark and it’s torn to pieces
    >by this time, I have sharpened the lions thigh bone into a spear
    >donkey Kong is kill
    heh. nothing personal, animal kingdom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the lion immediately pounces on the gorilla because it looks like the poacher who killed his wife

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking easily, I train MMA.
      > Lion
      Mount its back and choke it out.
      > Gorilla
      Arm bar then follow up with leg bar to cripple it
      > Alligator
      heel kicks to the top of the head, rolling out of the way each time it tries to bite
      > Snake
      Would twist it to choke itself out.

      I use the snake as a whip on the moron to get it to agro the lion while tossing OPs moms garbage fish smelling panties to the bear to distract it then shoot it with my hunting rifle then I shoot the lion and choke the moron with the snake whip then I tread on the snake killing it instantly

      Lmao

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking easily, I train MMA.
    > Lion
    Mount its back and choke it out.
    > Gorilla
    Arm bar then follow up with leg bar to cripple it
    > Alligator
    heel kicks to the top of the head, rolling out of the way each time it tries to bite
    > Snake
    Would twist it to choke itself out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Alligator
      Anon that's a fucking bear

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah. Doesn't change shit, though, Bears are stupid. I'd just get it in a triangle until it passed out.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use the snake as a whip on the moron to get it to agro the lion while tossing OPs moms garbage fish smelling panties to the bear to distract it then shoot it with my hunting rifle then I shoot the lion and choke the moron with the snake whip then I tread on the snake killing it instantly

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fucking up the snake, non poisonous and you just gotta watch how it's moving. The Bear (especially a Brown bear) is straight tearing everyone a new asshole, maybe the lion could come out, but my money is still on the bear.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think the lion would win.
      When a gorilla gets mad it charges and slams its paws. The bear or the lion would start clawing it and biting it. Once it's lion vs bear I think the lion could go for the throat and get the kill.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's probably the only way the Lion is winning or if it gets on the back somehow, problem is the bear is much larger than the lion, stronger and has a lot of fat and fur for protection. Honestly a toss up, swipes from grizzlies are insanely strong too and they're very fast overall.

        Unlike the Gorilla v Bear fight, this one's super close.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bears mog lions. The only big cat I'd give an even chance against one is a tiger

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think the lion would win.
          When a gorilla gets mad it charges and slams its paws. The bear or the lion would start clawing it and biting it. Once it's lion vs bear I think the lion could go for the throat and get the kill.

          Bear mogs. Bear swipe is literally instakill on anything less that a moose and peak bear has so much fat and fur that even a bite to the neck from a lion might not kill it. Look up bear vs bull fights in California when it was still spanish clay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >close
          Dude it isn’t close at all. Gorillas are primarily herbivores and lions hunt in packs. A bear would tear either one to shred it’s not only way stronger it’s also much better protected and heavier. It could beat both at once.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Snake slithers away through the cage wire making it irrelevant.

    Gorilla gets merc'd by grizzly or lion because gorillas ultimately are timid and never fight to the death while bears and lions do routinely.

    Lion and bear fuck eachother to death.

    I win.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lion and bear fuck eachother to death.
      its true. Ive seen it happen on /trash/ before

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The 3 aggressive territorial animals fight each other to the death while the snake eats the wounded survivor.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use my pet chimpanzee to rip all of their faces off

    EZ

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lion is the weakest
    Snek is most powerful however he has the weakness that he can only attack one animal and he's very vulnerable while doing so
    My beat is on bear

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lion is the weakest
      Gorillas get killed by smaller cats than lions all the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The snake is stronger than a Bear or Gorilla!?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bear and the snake

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd attempt to befriend the gorilla, otherwise garunteed I'd die first.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Romans witnessed those fights irl
    We have to go back

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hell no. The better question is which one would kill me in the least painful way. I think maybe the lion

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd hide until they all got wounded fighting eachother. The gorilla would probably be the hardest one to kill but the bear would kill the Gorilla so I should be "fine" in that regard. then its just a manner of sacrificing your arm by shoving it down the bears throat until it suffocates. I wouldnt wanna 1v1 the snake either but it'll die from a bite from literally any of the other animals so that should be good.

    perfect scenario is bear kills gorilla while anaconda crushes lion to death but dies from bite and claw wounds. Then its just a hurt bear left. I could possibly even rip off a claw from the lion to stab the bear.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A bear is not what you'd want as a final boss lols. If you were able to hide the perfect scenario is the snake bites the bear before the bear kills it, meanwhile the lion kills the gorilla and the bear finishes off the lion and you pray that it dies from the venomous snake bite before it spots you.

      Also I think a tiger would probably put up a better fight for the bear given that they are bigger than lions, but it would still get fucked up nonetheless.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >python
        >venomous

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What the fuck is the point of having a snake in that photo if it isn't even venomous?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            150kg of pure brute muscle which specializes on squeezing every packet of air out of your lungs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's an anaconda

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The grizzly bear would win no contest
    They're just too fucking big

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone always underestimate the Lion?

    If it can kill a Buffalo with its bite it can surely kill a bear or a gorilla

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a tiger beats a lion 1x1

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on species of tiger and if they're male or female.

        Male lions can take down buffalo alone.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bros... tell me if I'm wrong here but it looks like some of these animals were drugged. The zebra part was sad not because the lion was fast and cruel, at all really. But just the zebra has the response of a drugged animool

          Basically lions are the fakest and gayest of big cats confirmed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Could be sick or old, since it doesn't seem to be with a herd.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All tigers are the same species mate, shows how much you know.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lions don’t 1v1 grown buffalos, they go after young, sick, or isolated ones in a pack.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First of all, let me just say that a gorilla, lion, bear, and anaconda are no match for me. I am a seasoned fighter and have faced far greater challenges in my career.

    Now, let's get down to business.

    Step 1: I would start by taking on the gorilla. I know these primates may be strong, but they are not as agile or quick as I am. I would use my speed and agility to dodge its attacks and strike back with precise blows.

    Step 2: Next, I would move on to the lion. These big cats may be fierce, but they are also predictable. I would use my knowledge of their behavior to anticipate their moves and strike first.

    Step 3: The bear would be my next target. I know these animals are strong, but I am no stranger to strength myself. I would use my superior size and strength to overpower the bear and take it down.

    Step 4: Finally, I would face off against the anaconda. These snakes may be long and powerful, but they are also slow and vulnerable to swift attacks. I would use my speed and agility to avoid its strikes and strike back with quick, decisive blows.

    With all four of these animals defeated, I would emerge victorious and alive from the cage. No gorilla, lion, bear, or anaconda could ever hope to stand against me. I am simply too strong and too skilled to be taken down by mere animals.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably polar because it's biggest

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/xZ55Et0.jpg

        Unironic reply:
        1. Polar bear. Nothing bar a fucking elephant would be able to take them down. Huge (grizzlies look like manlets when standing near) AND aggressive.
        2. Siberian tiger. They specialize in ambushes and are strong as fuck.
        3. Grizzly, just a weaker version of his polar brother.
        4. Lion.
        5. Gorilla, the problem with them is that they're often too passive and that doesn't go well in fights.
        6. Anaconda, sorry snekbros.

        Apparently, polar bears dont fight grizz. Grizz mogs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There are reports of polar bears coming south and breeding with Grizzlies. The "grolar" hybrids apparently mog both parent species.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironic reply:
      1. Polar bear. Nothing bar a fucking elephant would be able to take them down. Huge (grizzlies look like manlets when standing near) AND aggressive.
      2. Siberian tiger. They specialize in ambushes and are strong as fuck.
      3. Grizzly, just a weaker version of his polar brother.
      4. Lion.
      5. Gorilla, the problem with them is that they're often too passive and that doesn't go well in fights.
      6. Anaconda, sorry snekbros.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the only one who can open a lock so ofcourse I'd win.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't I just shoot them?

    Checkmate, animal kingdom.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a dumb Reddit comment.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love reddit

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only way you'd survive is to leverage human intellect. You'd need to make an alliance with at least one of the animals. The gorilla isn't the strongest, but it's probably the most likely to befriend you if you give it a banana. The lion, bear, and snake are all too wild. The snek would probably be the easiest kill, but you'd have to lure the lion and bear into a confrontation and finish them off when they're both weak and injured. Best part is, when all is said and done, you'll have a gorilla friend to chill with, which is an even better reward than surviving.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're fucked no matter how strong you are.
    Best hope is that the lion and the bear mortally wound each other, then I would just befriend the gorilla and try to stay far away from the python.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think a bear could possibly lose

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    always gorilla they are more intelligent than the average moron with 20x the strength

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grizz wins. Have you seen these animals side by side? Note: this isn't a grizzly. They're even bigger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >FRIENDSHIP

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The bear could unironically 1v3

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it were a tiger I would bet on the tiger. But going with the bear here, sorry monkebro

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too horny for this bruh
    they all walkin out with they legs shaking, i'm fuckin them all my man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope to god you're not white typing like this even ironically. Please be a mutt or something.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    an elephant would stomp all these manlets

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Romans used to put bears in the coliseum against Spanish bulls. Bear would sidestep the charge and crush the skull in of the bulls with one swipe. They’re ridiculously strong. Bear would own all of them, maybe even in a hypothetical 3v1.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all 5 of us get put into a cage
    >can't reach each other because we're in different cages
    >get boner because it's kinda like bondage
    I win

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    climb up the cage and hope gorilla is too entertained to climb after you

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