Zuckerberg won his first bjj tournament and probably can fuck you up ez, are you ready to fight him?
Zuckerberg won his first bjj tournament and probably can fuck you up ez, are you ready to fight him?
Zuckerberg won his first bjj tournament and probably can fuck you up ez, are you ready to fight him?
he actually looks human here
Check again. Look at his eyes.
yeah he looks human
dissociated serial killer-tier but human at last
Nice try Mark. Now back to moisturizing and practicing human language patterns
imagine if you injure him and he decides he wants to ruin your life. he literally could ruin the life of anyone he wants at any time
He can try to kill me, but he can't ruin my life.
Zuckerberg knows your entire internet history, even if you don't use facebook
And how would that ruin my life?
Not everyone is doing illegal stuff on the web.
Normies knowing you regularly post on IST is enough
nobody who isn't terminally online even know what IST is
oh damn bro you go on that site for pedos? shit man you are a pedo im going to kill you now.
>I'm not doing anything wrong its ok!
Something you said 5 minutes ago that was completely OK can be seen as the most racist thing imaginable in another 5 minutes. How dense are you?
Post 1 example
no he doesn't
>t. ghostery user
he could literally just hire people to fuck wiht you all day. imagine if he just pays people to get into a car accident with you wherever you go. so you can never travel anywhere.
If i can legally cripple him forever in a regular tournament then it's worthy.
My dream job would be the guy who would be in charge of this. If the Zuck came to me and said "I'll give pay you to manage of team of people to irritate
in new ways every single day ad write a report" I would be so happy.
>daydreams about being a shabbos goy
the absolute state of this website lol
Damn dude, that sure would irritate a redditor or some shit. Luckily I could fuck off and live in the wilderness if I wanted to.
bro some of us have lives.
>I could fuck off and live in the wilderness if I wanted to.
aks me how i know you are 16 lmfao
Enjoy your suHispanicious forest fires
Is there a name for this sort of thing and isn't it illegal?
As a victim of gangstalking it is very real and very illegal but the police and feds are all in on it so there's nothing you can do once you become a targeted individual
Please take the meds, you are ruining your life and hurting the people around you.
Gangstalking IS real you dumb fucker, I'm starting to think you're one of the p*rps.
meds
Lol no you’re right, the 1% abide by all laws the rest of us do and are held to the same standards. Absolutely.
ok glowie
Are you still gangstalked?
skyking skyking op 7896876[email protected] here, we have a loose one here, requesting containment
>Is there a name for this sort of thing and isn't it illegal?
do you think these "elites" care about legal or illegal? kek
He can pay 50 guys that follow you around humming all day every day for the rest of your life. Everywhere you go someone starts humming until you can't take it anymore.
Based and none can snatch is from His hand pilled
Why do all BJJers look so unathletic and DYEL?
Why are you posting some old man?
How does this guy look different every time I see him?
Player 1/ player 2 color
bjj doesn't incorporate s&c (or hardly if any) and most participants are hobbyists who started late in life also a selling point of gracie marketing was that an unathletic person can defeat an athletic person in a fight. This encourages unathletic people to start bjj
The funny thing just enough knowledge and physical ability is better than having s black belt. Bjj is an ineffective cult.
> Seething dyel who would get torn apart by a female blue belt
My core muscles can overpower any pajama gay technique
>simply doesn't go into guard and kicks your legs
its over obi wan, i have the low ground
God why did you fuck up oculus you fucktard
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>berg
>does garden gnome jutsu
>doesn't even crave mega
Is this pottery?
The fuck is mega and why would he crave it?
He is getting big. Glad for the guy. Sucks to always be the butt of jokes and backwards legs
>bjj
kek 100% accurate
Yeah lol their wrestling literally looked exactly like the start of an actual wrestling match
When not committing crimes they are really funny
morons are great for reacting to things, especially magic, and being funny.
white people are pretty cool too when they're not raping, stealing, spreading disease, enslaving, and destroying entire civilizations.
You do realize the Native American's one sided disease was inevitable with the Columbian exchange because they never domesticated animals to become accustomed to animal borne pathogens, the Aztec Kingdom only fell because they were such murdering assholes to other natives that when the Spanish allied the other tribes, they were able to shore up sufficient numbers to overthrow the Aztecs, and the African slaves were bought from the Congolese kingdom which had good relations with the Europeans before it collapsed due to it's inability to develop itself past a stone age level civilization that relied solely on its slave resources, which dried up when the slave trade was abolished.
No one group is responsible for human nature.
considering they created civilisation I'd say it cancels out
>raping, stealing, spreading disease, enslaving, and destroying entire civilizations.
So, also like blacks?
I love how white people can’t help themselves with such easy bait.
Truly the most insecure race ever.
>white people are pretty cool too when they're not raping, stealing, spreading disease, enslaving, and destroying entire civilizations.
that's why y ppls are nevr funny then sheit
>no boxing
>no muay thai
KEK this bro are actually funny, notice how they can't make fun of boxing because it's the only thing that works
The only real martial arts for self defense are combat sambo, mma, knife and firearms training, everything else is pure cope.
Mma lol found the dyel/skinny fat and or retard boomer with a beerbelly if I'm wrong post physique
Yeah bro, boxing alone totally works, especially with the sport being constant clinches now- by monkey subhumans unable to play their own sport properly.
Your arrogance will get you laid out on asphalt, or stabbed and left bleeding on a sidewalk like a retard.
All this cope. Again Mark fagberg is in your soft meme bjj shut and winning tourneys amateur or not hahaha. Cope more lanlet maybe you'll get a new belt soon dyel
Both you guys can continue to give yourself CTE thinking it will save you in world where your brains matter, who cares about your hypothetical street fight that will either never happen, or go not at all how planned.
Sof clinches bit even in am leagues people are dying and getting g busted faces everymatch lol even on the winning side look at mark fagberg lol not a mark on him hahaha soft sport for lanklet
Not him but are you gonna post bday to prove him wrong? You're not gonna, are you?
>p-post body
No, this is about martial arts, not bodybuilding.
>knife training
>not a cope
Knife training isn't that Filipino shit you see either, it's as simple as picking up a knife and knowing what not to do with it.
crazy how good his side profile is compared to a front shot
>are you ready to fight him?
Always have been. Now it's finally time for a digital anti-globocorpo coup. Fuck you all, lizardmen.
>yfw goyim knows about your intentions
Wtf they're all like °_°
better?
>smiling software installed
Much better, Mark. Much better. On this planet people tend to show so called "emotions". Weird creatures...
How can you do BJJ in the metaverse if nobody has legs?
I’d hit a blast double on that moron rape him missionary style. Wouldn’t pass guard, full eye contact the whole time. My finisher would be The Walls of Jericho after I climaxed and I’d lean back in a and shit into his ruined asshole.
>He pulls guard and falls on his back
>I kick him in the face until his robot brain short circuits
If you have ever pulled guard in your life you can't fight /thread
Whats with bjj becoming a meme for people who want to do martial arts? This tells me it’s bullshit.
Why can't people just enjoy things?
Goddamm Im starting to like this guy lol,The Zuck id getting based lately
Why do so many silicon valley gays get into BJJ?
Their only connection to masculinity is Joe Rogan.
You get to enjoy martial arts without getting CTE.
You can still get head damage in bjj. Wrestlers get serious head damage. Grappling is still dangerous in that regard.
This is a myth. Grappling is dangerous for head trauma. It’s not just rolling around. You can easily hit your head from being taken down and you can even hit the back of your head. Also, what do you think a persons joints are like after a decade of bjj? What do you think they are like at old age? Ya, I’m pretty sure all these weekend warrior bjj fanatics will be paying for physical therapists in a couple of decades.
Welp shit, at least you can keep your joints healthy by eating chicken cartilage.
>You can easily hit your head from being taken down and you can even hit the back of your head
You're literally taught how to fall and how to avoid that.
Boxers train to not get punched in the head
They also train to withstand punches to the head and the rest of the body, stupid comparision.
Nobody trains to withstand punches to the head. This is dumb.
Lol I was just gonna say this. All safety goes out the window when you are sparring or rolling in grappling. One guy got his neck snapped in either bjj or judo from a takedown and is now paralyzed.
so he beat white belts?
Wtf is that belt? I reached purple before I stopped training. I would probably rag doll him with ease.
Yeah doesn't it go white blue purple brown black? Yellow is a kid's belt, IDK what green is.
its just a belt given to one party during a competition to easily tell them apart for
Jfc these are the people commenting about bjj online
>let's go bitch goym
Zuck sells all your information to the chinese and cia. He will come for you.
He cannot be stopped. The Zuck is fitter than 99% of posters here. Seethe Luddites, seethe antisemites, seethe chuds, seethe everyone who deleted Facebook after posting cringe, Zuck only ever gave us gifts and you have no one to hate but yourself. The Social Network sucked.
i can respect it but i'm going for sub 19 this summer
I don't use Facebook but I am so anti-anti-Zuck it's unreal
he beats my by mere seconds, wtf
next I'll find out he actually deadlifts 221kg
Billions of dollars available; he can afford the best training, the most premium roads, someone to plan his every meal, a shopper to purchase the freshest and most nutritious foods, and a world-class chef to cook them. When he shits, it's on a heated toilet seat with a nice warm-water bidet. He has no excuse for being a DYEL bitch all these years but at least he is improving.
*premium 'roids*
I don’t like warm toilet seats tho
Cuckerberg joined the most Mickey Mouse tournament he could.
This picture is angle frauded to hide how short he is, and is purposely taken from a lower angle to make him appear more dominant.
You should never, EVER, believe anything coming from the Cuckerberg estate. His failed, weird political advertising run should teach you everything you need to know about him. He's a sad little narcissist who simply cannot get enough attention or power. He knows after hiring a team of market researchers that his perceived masculinity is too low to run for office, and this entire stunt is aimed at fixing that. Cuck has no true passions, this is all a performance piece as he continues to run one of the most destructive companies in the history of our species.
Everyone here, if given the chance, should desire to shoot him in the head for his crimes against humanity.
Why do garden gnomes always have to be like this? Why couldn't he have just aimed to build and maintain the best/most popular social media site and now potentially the best VR goggles and ecosystem instead of having to control the goy through censorship and whatever other gnomish brainwashing he's employing through the sale of personal information.
Because they're not driven by building things, they're driven by the desire to weaken the goyim. Look at how they all use their influence, it's all used to promote degeneracy, normalize anti whiteness and creating surveillance tech.
But he's Sprite belt and his opponent looks like a white belt
What's your style IST?
Why did he fight against someone with a white belt?
You guys think he won them legit or just paid everyone to let him win? I'd let him choke me out for a new Lamborghini.
here's him next to a 6'6" college ball player
Fancy Ivy League school?
you are no match for my shtoyle
what was the midjourney prompt for this photo? nice psyop gay OP
Why should we care about some youtuber, fucking zoomer.
Just break the dyels nose also this just proves these martial arts with colored spi meme belts are a joke call me when he wins an am boxing tourney so can watch his face get beat up. Bjj is for fags
>NOOO YOU CAN'T ENJOY THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO BOXING SO YOU CAN LARP AS THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN ALIVE OHHH WHATS THAT CLINCHING REFFFF-ACK
Ok dyel go earn your new epicly colored belt hahaha also some of your post sounds like projection or insecurity cry more
I'm telling you that people don't do martial arts for just self defense, as you called BJJ a "meme" when people just like to have fun with it. You're the one projecting like everyone who trains martial arts does it for getting into street fights, and they don't. All martial arts have flaws, including boxing when put to the test in the real world, which is why I made fun of you.
Giant paragraph of cope from the lanklet lol
You both are subhuman moron manlets with Napoleon complexes, yet zero wit to support it, remember when you commit suicide because of your behavioral disorders, that you make sure the safety is off so you don't end up hesitating.
>w-which is why I made fun of you!!
Holy shit you type like a fag from leddit and someone that probably takes bjj go back there lol. Also you were making fun of me? It just looked like a coping lanklet raging to me kek
Mark fagberg won a bjj tourney that says it all about bjj all that's left is for you to cope. You wasted your time taking the classes a day now you have buyers remorse rip in pics fag
bjj is gay and any high school grappler could fuck zuck up. wouldn't surprise me if he paid off the tourney to post this social media larp.