Bread, the OG gayslop

Empty calories
Too many carbs
Addictive and easy to eat loads of
Advertised as being "healthy" and "necessary" by the food pyramid psyop

Cope all you want, the truth hurts

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >psyop
    lmao

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, I just ate bread 1 hour ago.
    Am I gonna die?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bread is actually poisonous and will prolapse your gains, studies say.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      please find love in the ones closest to you anon, before the time comes... 4 eva in our harts 2 soon

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post body

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody is sitting around munching 2800 extra calories of bread a day you fucking dolt, they are downing frappuccinnos, candy, baked shit, pasta covered in fatty cheese sauce, everywhere you look the fatfucks are all eating lard flavored with sugars or salt.

    9 cal per gram is real

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry vegan it's the bread that's making you fat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek, pic related is ketards in a nutshell

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally, yes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not using portabello mushrooms as buns

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saturated fat is the healthiest kind.
        Calories aren't an indication of health in any direction.
        You're a gay retard.

        • 2 months ago
          Ketoschizo

          Haha I agree fellow reditor!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yaaaas kween HAES u tell em

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >HAES
            Wrong.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      balkan people are

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        is noone checking this shit????
        and you say you are gonna make it?
        fucking idiots, start praying
        also keep your bread off those fucks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit ton of people are eating well over 1000 calories of bread. 1 breadstick from Olive Garden is 180 Calories. You think some people don’t eat five when they go?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks that Olive Garden "bread"sticks are bread
        lol
        lmao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >defining away reality
          Good luck with that. People gorge themselves on bread, they put it in almost every single meal. Your pretentious overly-strict definition of bread doesn't change that reality.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your quads can't save you from your stupidity. You probably thinks you're looking at two servings of vegetables here.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, because I don't think of nutrition in terms of things like "servings of X food group" like a fucking retard.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's one serving of vegetables and one of fruit, obviously

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not sourdough
    NGMI

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white bread
    >bread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Most americans have never seen a bread

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you reviving a dead 2011 meme

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW MANY TIMES:
    The ORIGINAL BREAD was SOURDOUGH. BEEN SINCE FOREVER.

    Your bullshit trash with the yeast from
    The grocery store isn’t bread.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of the grocery store bread isn't even leavened with yeast.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is rye bread good?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based real bread enjoyer

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck goyslop

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make flat breads with whole wheat flour and it's no longer empty calories

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bread tasty

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    goyop

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop

  16. 2 months ago
    I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP

    I just came here to say that I hate the g$$$yslob

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how far detached you have to be to believe a staple food like bread is g*yslop

    Seriously, the food that white people lived off of and ate for thousands of years before even a hint of gnomish influence is goyslop to the mentally ill keto incel's brain. Hillarious.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bread we eat today doesn't resemble the bread our ancestors ate at all, retard.

      • 2 months ago
        Ketoschizo

        Take the paleo/keto pill brother, we'll b riding each other's asses tomorrow!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a keto retard and never will be. I make my own bread and it is both tasty and high in protein. Meanwhile your bleached 1% fiber garbage from the supermarket has maybe 2g of protein.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ancient Egyptians were sick, fat and had terrible teeth and based their diet on bread

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't classify it as "goyslop" but yeah it's basically food meant to feed peasants and slaves. And it is really effective in serving that purpose.
    If you are not poor there should be no reason for you to eat bread.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bread
    >goyslop
    No gruel is

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bread is milled grain flour, water, yeast, salt. It can be enriched with milk, eggs, or animal fat. If you're eating anything outside of these simple ingredients, you're being robbed of a monumental food. Goyslop is everything but simplicity. It's taking partial foods, highly processed supplemental ingredients and recombining it into an overpriced monstrosity. A Frankenstein monster. It imitates food, is digested as food, yet deprives the consumer of nourishment. It makes them docile, without vigour of body or thought. It is the opposite of food.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white baguette

    Putain de bordel de merde anon, mais c'est pas possible ça, comment tu peux OSER appeler cette espèce d'imitation de pain une BAGUETTE? C'est pas une baguette ça, c'est de la MERDE, tu me sers ce machin et tu sais ce que je fais? JE T ARRACHE LA TETE ET JE TE CHIE DANS LE COU ! VOILA CE QUE JE VAIS FAIRE.

    tl;dr that's not a baguette anon, that's shitty baguette shaped bread, get better bread, you'll eat less of if and be more satisfied

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bien dit mon négro

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can easily consume more protein with French bread (wheat flour + yeast) than from eggs or milk. It has 8g of protein per 100g.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahhh don't hurt the amerifats fee fees, their guts get all iffy trying to digest factory produced GMO wheat bread with hfcs.
      Obviously this is bread's fault and everyone eating bread is stupid and wrong.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      100g of cooked eggs contains over 12g of protein, retard.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like all white foods, bread is poison.

  24. 2 months ago
    Ketoschizo

    Well memed fellow keto reditor!

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP EATING FOOD HUMANS ARE EATING FOR 14,500 YEARS! IT... IT HAS TOO MANY CARBS ITS TOO EASY TO EEEEEAAAATT
    Ask me how I know you are a garden gnome trying to discredit the white mans staple food to try introducing fried insects into our diet
    Shut the fuck up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      found the amerigoy

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, bread is OG.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love how no one in the thread has made any argument lol
    based op, bread is for the slaves

    • 2 months ago
      Ketoschizo

      Based fellow redditor! Updooted!

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post body

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The food pyramid promotes masses of grains because they're cheap and easy to produce to feed a population on welfare. It was known at the introduction of the US food guidelines in the late 70s that the guidelines weren't designed to promote health.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one actually follows the food pyramid retard, so the argument that food pyramid is bad literally does not make any sense

      • 2 months ago
        I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP

        Oops forgot to add my name to my post haha

        what kind of weird internet defence force are these people lol

    • 2 months ago
      Ketoschizo

      Oops forgot to add my name to my post haha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >americans won't follow the vaccine mandates
      >oh but americans fucking LOVE the food pyramid they totally follow it to the letter instead of eating bacon eggs and pancakes every morning with a gallon of beer a week

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based OP. Grains have always been slave feed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >both pic and vid fatty low carb fags
      every single time

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh Romans ate bread
    Yeah they didn't eat bread made with hydrogenated deodorized vegetable oils slopcel. Make your own bread you useless cunt.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    question: who build the pyramid
    answer: the garden gnomes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so you are saying entire american fatty problem doesn't stem from food pyramid or carbs because they don't follow it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They tried to follow it. It made them fat.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          so they stopped following it and got even more fatter

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Smart people do the opposite with great results.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              so the opposite would be following the pyramid

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You took too many puberty blockers.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                bot confirmed

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If carbs cause obesity why does the consumption of carbs stagnates/diminishes from 1990 while obesity keeps rising? It's because carbs don't cause obesity, sneed oils do.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why does a car falling off a cliff keep accelerating even if you take your foot off the gas pedal?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seed oils have replaced the fat in every product or recipe that requires a fat too

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your bunless burger and stop posting because nobody is going to join you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll join him. Bunless burgers are great.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has a bun on it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. Chaffles are just cheese and egg. No carbs, no plants.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What cheese do you use to make this? Looks pretty tasty

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mozarella. I make them with 1:1 ratio mozarella to egg by weight. There's a lot of chaffle recipes with different flavors and textures but I like that one because it's zerocarb and carnivore.

              If you want other chaffle ideas here's an ebook you can pirate.
              >Sweet & Savory Keto Chaffles by Martina Slajerova
              https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=B6E76B30431094F630CC04056FE92D11

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gonna make some with garlic. Bet it'll be godly.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Chaffles are just cheese and egg. No carbs, no plants.

        You're going to make a cardiologist very rich one day

      • 2 months ago
        I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP

        now I want a chaffle burger

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no real bread in America. You'll have to go to Europe to experience that.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So here's the thing you dumb goyschizos don't seem to understand about the slop. There is more to it than just cooking methods, processing, or even the ingredients themselves. It's a combination of factors.
    A true slop has tons and tons of empty calories loaded into a single meal, is usually cooked with cheap, low quality ingredients that have been boosted with excessive amounts of salt, seasonings, fats (perhaps cooked in sneed oils), or incorporates tons and tons of refined sugars. It's been manufactured to be tasty, addictive, and hard to resist as long as it's immediately available. However, that's merely the first part.
    The linchpin of slop is convenience and plausible deniability. If you took away that, even if all the necessary ingredients and tools were available for purchase, and if the actual finished product could be cheaper AND tastier than the fast/convenient option, then most people would limit themselves due to the effort that would be required, and they wouldn't get fat (or at least not anywhere close to as fat as if they could just buy it premade). Additionally, purchasing a product premade without having a hand in its preparation allows people to delude themselves into thinking that their choices aren't THAT unhealthy. Think about it, if a fat bitch actually had to sit down, brew a pot of coffee, grind their own Hispanices, then physically add every single gram of sugar they were planning to consume into a homemade pumpkin Hispanice latte, they'd be far less likely to follow through unless they were indoctrinated with pro-fatty "anti-diet" nonsense.
    That's why premade grocery store breads, which often have added ingredients and sugars AND are immediately accessible, can meet the definitions of slop. However, if you bake bread yourself, it typically won't have added unhealth ingredients unless they are consciously added, and the added effort of preparation can actually self-limit consumption.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Regular bread from grocery stores in burgerland is without question goyslop.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No arguments here. This is why if at all possible, you should bake your own. Preferably whole grain and with a high quality butter or lard spread.
        A single slice for breakfast will keep you full for hours and you won't reach for snacks or be craving an early meal.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >whole grain
          Enjoy your inflamed gut
          I'll stick to white bread thx

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in burgerland
        Why do euromorons always act like this is unique to the US? The bread in your grocery stores is the same. If you buy sandwich bread, or any kind of bread in a plastic bag on a store shelf it's exactly like what you pictured. Unless you're buying bread daily from a local bakery or making it yourself you're eating the same goyslop bread as we are.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thing is, people actually buy bread from their local bakery in europe

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct. I've never bought bread in a plastic bag in my life. Amerimutts are a lost cause.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought our pre-sliced bread was bad enough in Bongland

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          We have sliced bread like that, too, you're making a dishonest comparison.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Add to Trolley
          Jesus Christ, do Brits REALLY?!

    • 2 months ago
      I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP

      >he doesn't know about the toxins in commercial grain
      slobbed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't have his own subsistence farm and eat only raw meat
        It's like you're asking for metabolic syndrome.

        • 2 months ago
          I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP I HATE THE G$$$YSLOP

          extremely based

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >eating raw pork
          Enjoy your worms

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My grandad are a diet mostly of bread+lard, cheese and wine. Lived up to 100, was strong as a bull and healthy. Americans think the pale garbage in a plastic bag they buy from grocery stores can be considered bread and that's fucking pathetic

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will tell you something, moron.
    You can have a loaf of bread (250 g) everyday, it's only 700 kcal, less than 1/3 of what the average man needs, and you can still eat a lot of protein and fats. Don't be so dramatic.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eats meat, eggs, bacon, satfats doesn't afraid of anything.

    I coom buckets now, and I have muscle definition. you mad? I'm gaining girthitude!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Check back in five years when your dick is broken

    • 2 months ago
      Ketoschizo

      >>eats meat, eggs, bacon, satfats doesn't afraid of anything.
      Haha you tell them fellow ketobro.!! 1

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love baking bread but it's impossible for me to not to overeat it, shit just tastes too good, so I limit myself to only baking one a month or so.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with some proper bread, homemade fresh loaf with some hearty stew is the best shit ever.
    Most American bread is literal shit with the amount of additives and cornsyrup added in.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy a nice piece of toast with my breakfast. Really brings it together.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Infect yourself with worms like your hero Vonderplanitz.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real bread from a good bakery isn't that bad. But that cheap shit in supermarkets is pure garbage full of sugar and strong taste flavors which makes it highly addicting.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is not bread.
    This is bread.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can buy any kind of bread in America. There is non-pozzed bread in supermarkets even.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yuropoors can’t grasp this concept just how they believe the memes that everyone pays 100k for a hospital visit.
      They are the r3dd1t0rs of the world

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only good bread is rye bread. Wheat is garbage

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