This guy isn't even "cursed". He's just skinnyfat with moobs like 90% of Americans in their 50s (I know this isn't in the US). If he changed his diet and exercised he would look totally normal within ~6 months.
https://i.imgur.com/5J5lRB4.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/AoVQpuu.jpg
now THESE here are cursed bodies because no amount of diet or exercise will make them look normal again
Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén.
Well yeah. How overweight do you think he is? 30lbs? That's 5 lbs a MONTH, or 1.25 lbs a week. Extremely doable even for the average boomer. And if he lifted moderately 3x/week he'd tone up too. He won't be ripped or have a 6 pack but he'll have a healthy BMI and look like a normal human.
If you think it'll take more time, you're over-estimating how 'slow' the process takes. A SINGLE pound a week is comically easy to do.
No clue, but it's pretty obvious she had some traumatic sexual abuse. When people self harm (cut their boobs off and take heart disease causing testosterone) there is usually sexual trauma underlining that behavior. Plus, most lesbians had traumatic relationships with men.
It's not that she had a feeling she was a guy, she had a disassociative feeling that she couldn't identify and when someone told her it was because she was born the wrong gender she went with that. Most transgender people are just trying random stuff to cope with trauma
Think about picking her up and forcing your wiener in her vegana and she nearly instantly orgasms from the act she has irrationally denied herself. Would be pretty funny
2 years ago
Anonymous
>by Katy ((Steinmetz))
literally every fricking time
2 years ago
Anonymous
That could just be a German non-jew
2 years ago
Anonymous
thats not a israeli name.
t. germanon
2 years ago
Anonymous
thats not a israeli name.
t. germanon
it is a israeli name
(as if it being the name of a time magazine writer is not proof enough)
t. germanon
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's not you fricking moron. It's a completely normal german trades name. Like Schmidt or Müller or any other run of the mill german surname. /misc/homosexuals are so dumb it hurt
2 years ago
Anonymous
thank you for explaining this, Mr Steinmetz, not like it's explained on the article. Does not change the fact that it's a common surname for israelites if you look at the image or google the name
2 years ago
Anonymous
Good luck in life anon. I'll pray for you tonight
2 years ago
Anonymous
It is absolutely not, you fricking dumb American moron. It's a tradesman's name, it means stonecutter. I know you're too stupid to know anything, but German israelites don't have tradesman's names or habitational names like the vast majority of Germans do.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Read you stupid bastard. No shit it menast stonecutter yes it's written in the article and I spek the langage >German israelites don't have tradesman's names
you literally could not be more wrong
https://www.scarymommy.com/pregnancy/israeli-last-names
The first name is Hoffmann >Hoffman is a surname of German and israeli origin. The original meaning in medieval times was "steward, i.e. one who manages the property of another".
and there's countless others on this list you 80 iq monkey, confidentally incorrect
2 years ago
Anonymous
I only had two german great grandparents on different sides but it still frustrates the shit out of me how many german surnames have become israeli last names to the point at which pol morons think any german last name is inherently German.
there's a reason so many of them sound like fake names when translated because historically the israelites were merchants and never produced any real goods hence names that end in stein, berg and baum.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>inherently israeli
you get what I mean
2 years ago
Anonymous
i have no idea what the frick your points is when every source tells you that steinmetz and other trademans names have ties to israeli people. She doesn't have to be israeli but it's not unlikely. >I only had two german great grandparents
yea I had 8 so stop talking
2 years ago
Anonymous
kek idek what my point is to be honest. I speak German and spent a year over there so I just like talking about it. Grew up in a super israeli area in the USA and never met a israeli Steinmetz. More often Steinberg, Goldberg etc... Never met any israelites in Germany or Austria, pretty nice places back then heard its gotten a lot worse.
2 years ago
Anonymous
stonemason is only a tradesman's name if you aren't israeli
she probably started feeling like a man when she hit the wall and had no man
His this person even made a good movie in the last decade? I feel like the only reason it's relevant is because of the whole troony shit. Maybe that's the reason they do it, for relevancy. Honestly tho, when was their last movie??? Does xer even act anymore??
Whoever was on Epstein's island the week they decided to make her a starring child actress
You don't really think these child actors are getting on the tabloids by being exceptionally good at acting do you? >parents decide they want you to be famous >contact a local "talent agency" >agent decides whether you are worthy as a sacrifice >make a deal with your parents, they accept because they are so desperate for vicarious attention >agent ships you off on the e-girlta Express, may or may not collect his "finder's fee" on the way out >you win a luxurious vacation on Epstein's island, able to meet all the world-famous politicians, celebrities, and power-brokers in a very intimate setting >if you don't get Jon-Benet Ramseyed they send you to Hollywood as a "rising star" >direct pipeline to casting agents who put you in movies, getting their time on the couch with you >star in movies with A-list actors who climbed the ladder just like you, they get to "mentor" you >tabloids and society pages are directed to feature you in their articles/photos >boom you're now a famous actor/actress and all it took was a lot of really dark shit happening to you as a child
So shouldn't really be surprising when they all either look like they're 50 years old at 25 or are super gay or pretend they can change their gender or whatever crazy shit they do.
Notice how it's thicker in the middle below the neck, he wears this shirt because that is supposed to put less emphasis on your breasts.
I used to wear stuff for the same reason. Also always bought shirts with the seams below the shoulder instead of on top to emphasise the shoulders more.
I've only just started lifting and don't look much different but now I wear whatever simply because of increased confidence and an actual goal in mind.
Notice how it's thicker in the middle below the neck, he wears this shirt because that is supposed to put less emphasis on your breasts.
I used to wear stuff for the same reason. Also always bought shirts with the seams below the shoulder instead of on top to emphasise the shoulders more.
I've only just started lifting and don't look much different but now I wear whatever simply because of increased confidence and an actual goal in mind.
American tourist about to cry from disappointment over his disgusting cursed Euro meal.
what the frick is he eating?? a pretzel with mustard on it and two slabs of some sort of thick, cured meat? looks fricking awful. i hope he kills himself.
German soft Pretzel + Leberkäse. Neithe rof which are eaten with spicy mustard. The Leberkäse is eaten with sweet mustard, thepretzel without any mustard.
>For the meat loaf, a sausage emulsion is generally used, which is also used for meat sausage. It consists of lean, low-tendon pork, bacon and finely grated ice flakes. Sometimes a portion of beef is also added. The ingredients are finely chopped and seasoned (curing salt, pepper, mace, coriander and ginger). In commercial sausage production, glutamate and color stabilizers are also used, since the curing salt is intended to achieve and maintain reddening. The mass is then filled into box-shaped roasters and cooked or baked in the oven. This preparation is considered typical in Bavaria, outside the region the product is simply called Bavarian meat loaf or meat loaf.[7]
It isn't really a meat loaf, but that's what google translate is giving me.
AND HE STILL IS MARRIED WHILE YOU COOOOM EVERY DAY LIKE A MONKEY
what the frick is he eating?? a pretzel with mustard on it and two slabs of some sort of thick, cured meat? looks fricking awful. i hope he kills himself.
German soft Pretzel + Leberkäse. Neithe rof which are eaten with spicy mustard. The Leberkäse is eaten with sweet mustard, thepretzel without any mustard.
>For the meat loaf, a sausage emulsion is generally used, which is also used for meat sausage. It consists of lean, low-tendon pork, bacon and finely grated ice flakes. Sometimes a portion of beef is also added. The ingredients are finely chopped and seasoned (curing salt, pepper, mace, coriander and ginger). In commercial sausage production, glutamate and color stabilizers are also used, since the curing salt is intended to achieve and maintain reddening. The mass is then filled into box-shaped roasters and cooked or baked in the oven. This preparation is considered typical in Bavaria, outside the region the product is simply called Bavarian meat loaf or meat loaf.[7]
It isn't really a meat loaf, but that's what google translate is giving me.
>Leberkäse with sweet mustard
Correct. But nobody would question you if you ate it with spicy mustard. >Pretzel with mustard
It's called Brezel you stupid americans need to learn how to read and also you can definitely eat it with mustard if you so desire. We are not as uptight about this shit. You could make it classical and eat a Brezel + Weißwurst with (usually) sweet mustard (also specifically called Weißwurstsenf aka white sausage mustard). Not my personal favorite but it's good.
>AUUUUUF DER HEEEEEI-
No but in all seriousness we don't change the way english words are written when we integrate them into our speech either so I really don't see a reason why you would elongate and malform Brezel into pretzel. Claiming to be the best country on earth only to then be too inept to use foreign words is ironic especially considering how many whites in the US can trace their ancestry back to germany.
All the mannequins have more muscle definition than the gays who bought the clothes. Good luck making anything look good when you're built like one of the worms from Men In Black
>calves are not genetic
yeah right. and now dont tell me he was fat thats why he has big calves. okay so what? i can do the same calf exercises with 2-3x the weight he does. i thought size was a by product of strength? what happened to that suddenly?
what happened to the low rep heavy weight? i thought you couldnt build big muscle doing essenttialy endurance training, low weight heavy rep (just standing).
Not true. They are heavily correlated. Just because you see some twink deadlifting 500 lbs at a light weight on youtube doesn't mean he's strong. He's technically good at the lift. That's it.
It's genetic but in my senior year of HS they made me take weights and I was a lazy fatass, only had to do 3 lifts a day so I mostly did calf raises, curls, and leg press or pulldowns. One time me and a few of the football players loaded up the calf machine to the max (450?) and had a person on each side, so I probably did like 800lb raises for a dozen reps. Normally it was probably 270-360lbs. I weighed about 280 back then. Do that 4x a week for 9 months and tell me you don't have calves.
Im not bad looking and have good facial structure but my head is fricking giant, my torso is like im 6'4" and my legs are like im 5'4" and I have a giant ribcage that extends way too far which means it looks like I have giant breasts the second I gain any fat plus im a former fatty so i got that melted thing
skipped leg day
One piece character mode
Ninja turtle looking ass
This guy isn't even "cursed". He's just skinnyfat with moobs like 90% of Americans in their 50s (I know this isn't in the US). If he changed his diet and exercised he would look totally normal within ~6 months.
now THESE here are cursed bodies because no amount of diet or exercise will make them look normal again
why is it so strange?
holy KEK, that's spot on. He oversaturated his image which makes him look like a majestic alien creature
Someone used filters with auto-HDR
Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén.
>within ~6 months
Well yeah. How overweight do you think he is? 30lbs? That's 5 lbs a MONTH, or 1.25 lbs a week. Extremely doable even for the average boomer. And if he lifted moderately 3x/week he'd tone up too. He won't be ripped or have a 6 pack but he'll have a healthy BMI and look like a normal human.
If you think it'll take more time, you're over-estimating how 'slow' the process takes. A SINGLE pound a week is comically easy to do.
Fit men, running the world. A new age!
Some fair weather cumulus and some sort of upper level disturbance in that area. Seems fitting for who is being photographed.
the cashiers face lol
Gru
I was in a gas station behind a guy who looked pretty similar about 10 years ago, and I couldn't resist the urge to pull down his shorts.
Do you think she was feeling like a man back then?
I think it probably started after she got raped a few times and ended up deciding she was a man because of depression linked to trauma.
So she had a bit of man in her at some point.
Who raped her?
No clue, but it's pretty obvious she had some traumatic sexual abuse. When people self harm (cut their boobs off and take heart disease causing testosterone) there is usually sexual trauma underlining that behavior. Plus, most lesbians had traumatic relationships with men.
Whoever was on Epstein's island the week they decided to make her a starring child actress
No. There is no such feeling to begin with.
It's not that she had a feeling she was a guy, she had a disassociative feeling that she couldn't identify and when someone told her it was because she was born the wrong gender she went with that. Most transgender people are just trying random stuff to cope with trauma
>the virgin elliot
She's a big boy
what a classy gentleman
5' and half for the big boy
Think about picking her up and forcing your wiener in her vegana and she nearly instantly orgasms from the act she has irrationally denied herself. Would be pretty funny
>by Katy ((Steinmetz))
literally every fricking time
That could just be a German non-jew
thats not a israeli name.
t. germanon
it is a israeli name
(as if it being the name of a time magazine writer is not proof enough)
t. germanon
It's not you fricking moron. It's a completely normal german trades name. Like Schmidt or Müller or any other run of the mill german surname. /misc/homosexuals are so dumb it hurt
thank you for explaining this, Mr Steinmetz, not like it's explained on the article. Does not change the fact that it's a common surname for israelites if you look at the image or google the name
Good luck in life anon. I'll pray for you tonight
It is absolutely not, you fricking dumb American moron. It's a tradesman's name, it means stonecutter. I know you're too stupid to know anything, but German israelites don't have tradesman's names or habitational names like the vast majority of Germans do.
Read you stupid bastard. No shit it menast stonecutter yes it's written in the article and I spek the langage
>German israelites don't have tradesman's names
you literally could not be more wrong
https://www.scarymommy.com/pregnancy/israeli-last-names
The first name is Hoffmann
>Hoffman is a surname of German and israeli origin. The original meaning in medieval times was "steward, i.e. one who manages the property of another".
and there's countless others on this list you 80 iq monkey, confidentally incorrect
I only had two german great grandparents on different sides but it still frustrates the shit out of me how many german surnames have become israeli last names to the point at which pol morons think any german last name is inherently German.
there's a reason so many of them sound like fake names when translated because historically the israelites were merchants and never produced any real goods hence names that end in stein, berg and baum.
>inherently israeli
you get what I mean
i have no idea what the frick your points is when every source tells you that steinmetz and other trademans names have ties to israeli people. She doesn't have to be israeli but it's not unlikely.
>I only had two german great grandparents
yea I had 8 so stop talking
kek idek what my point is to be honest. I speak German and spent a year over there so I just like talking about it. Grew up in a super israeli area in the USA and never met a israeli Steinmetz. More often Steinberg, Goldberg etc... Never met any israelites in Germany or Austria, pretty nice places back then heard its gotten a lot worse.
stonemason is only a tradesman's name if you aren't israeli
she probably started feeling like a man when she hit the wall and had no man
the social contagion wasn't around back then
He has abs, he puts half of IST to shame.
>he
Those are implants.
has abs and actually has a decent smile. If he wasn't such a weirdo he could have done well with asian girls.
tbh that probably describes half of you on /fit, normal looking dudes who don't get pussy because you think you can't
>he
Those are implants.
Again.
You troon.
His this person even made a good movie in the last decade? I feel like the only reason it's relevant is because of the whole troony shit. Maybe that's the reason they do it, for relevancy. Honestly tho, when was their last movie??? Does xer even act anymore??
See
You don't really think these child actors are getting on the tabloids by being exceptionally good at acting do you?
>parents decide they want you to be famous
>contact a local "talent agency"
>agent decides whether you are worthy as a sacrifice
>make a deal with your parents, they accept because they are so desperate for vicarious attention
>agent ships you off on the e-girlta Express, may or may not collect his "finder's fee" on the way out
>you win a luxurious vacation on Epstein's island, able to meet all the world-famous politicians, celebrities, and power-brokers in a very intimate setting
>if you don't get Jon-Benet Ramseyed they send you to Hollywood as a "rising star"
>direct pipeline to casting agents who put you in movies, getting their time on the couch with you
>star in movies with A-list actors who climbed the ladder just like you, they get to "mentor" you
>tabloids and society pages are directed to feature you in their articles/photos
>boom you're now a famous actor/actress and all it took was a lot of really dark shit happening to you as a child
So shouldn't really be surprising when they all either look like they're 50 years old at 25 or are super gay or pretend they can change their gender or whatever crazy shit they do.
hmmm
2d delts
What is that sweater? Looks like a cosplay or some shit?
Notice how it's thicker in the middle below the neck, he wears this shirt because that is supposed to put less emphasis on your breasts.
I used to wear stuff for the same reason. Also always bought shirts with the seams below the shoulder instead of on top to emphasise the shoulders more.
I've only just started lifting and don't look much different but now I wear whatever simply because of increased confidence and an actual goal in mind.
AND HE STILL IS MARRIED WHILE YOU COOOOM EVERY DAY LIKE A MONKEY
wrong again on every detail, stalker.
I would rather be alone my entire life than be married to whatever god forsaken creature married this homosexual
Your terms are acceptable.
Come on, that's clearly a gay couple.
dubs has to post it
Actual sphere
Roll
It's a blue board, anon.
You know the rules
And so do I.
do it homosexual
come on pussy
roll
p-post what?
roll
Cat version is the best tbqh fampai
roll
How dare you, child. I told you to never post this photo, stalker. You will hear from my attorney, stalker.
American tourist about to cry from disappointment over his disgusting cursed Euro meal.
what the frick is he eating?? a pretzel with mustard on it and two slabs of some sort of thick, cured meat? looks fricking awful. i hope he kills himself.
German soft Pretzel + Leberkäse. Neithe rof which are eaten with spicy mustard. The Leberkäse is eaten with sweet mustard, thepretzel without any mustard.
>For the meat loaf, a sausage emulsion is generally used, which is also used for meat sausage. It consists of lean, low-tendon pork, bacon and finely grated ice flakes. Sometimes a portion of beef is also added. The ingredients are finely chopped and seasoned (curing salt, pepper, mace, coriander and ginger). In commercial sausage production, glutamate and color stabilizers are also used, since the curing salt is intended to achieve and maintain reddening. The mass is then filled into box-shaped roasters and cooked or baked in the oven. This preparation is considered typical in Bavaria, outside the region the product is simply called Bavarian meat loaf or meat loaf.[7]
It isn't really a meat loaf, but that's what google translate is giving me.
>Leberkäse with sweet mustard
Correct. But nobody would question you if you ate it with spicy mustard.
>Pretzel with mustard
It's called Brezel you stupid americans need to learn how to read and also you can definitely eat it with mustard if you so desire. We are not as uptight about this shit. You could make it classical and eat a Brezel + Weißwurst with (usually) sweet mustard (also specifically called Weißwurstsenf aka white sausage mustard). Not my personal favorite but it's good.
>german does not tolerate the existence of other languages
typical
>AUUUUUF DER HEEEEEI-
No but in all seriousness we don't change the way english words are written when we integrate them into our speech either so I really don't see a reason why you would elongate and malform Brezel into pretzel. Claiming to be the best country on earth only to then be too inept to use foreign words is ironic especially considering how many whites in the US can trace their ancestry back to germany.
A soft pretzel is good, whatever that bologna looking sausage shit is looks disgusting.
Leberkäse absolutely is eaten with spicy mustard you uncultured swine. Now get the frick off my board.
oiso i is mein leberkas mit am mittlschoafn
Do you think he's having fun at GenCon, patbros?
The meal is more cursed.
>blaming the physique
All the mannequins have more muscle definition than the gays who bought the clothes. Good luck making anything look good when you're built like one of the worms from Men In Black
Anybody buying any of that deserves to look moronic in it. You don't live in fricking anime get normal pockets gayboy
Glad for her family/parents. Hopefully she grows up to be a prosperous and healthy person.
>Uncleanon I can do pullups with you hanging off of me, you better hold on tight because I'm getting sweaty haha
What do?
The polite thing to do would be to dry her off beforehand.
>3 SCOOPS OF REAL FOOD, IN THE MOTHERFRICKING BABY FORMULA HUHUHUH, RIGHT KID?
>20, 40, 60! DON’T FORGET THE SPECIAL K GODDAMNIT
lard pose down
Mirin calves, nothing else tho
worst one
>calves are not genetic
yeah right. and now dont tell me he was fat thats why he has big calves. okay so what? i can do the same calf exercises with 2-3x the weight he does. i thought size was a by product of strength? what happened to that suddenly?
what happened to the low rep heavy weight? i thought you couldnt build big muscle doing essenttialy endurance training, low weight heavy rep (just standing).
Low weight, high reps is exactly how you build size, moron
except that it literally isn't
everyone preaches that you need to lift heavy to build size and that strength equals size.
LITERALLY EVERYONE tells you this
Everyone knows that strength =/= size my dude, IST is not everyone it is just you and 6 other autists
Not true. They are heavily correlated. Just because you see some twink deadlifting 500 lbs at a light weight on youtube doesn't mean he's strong. He's technically good at the lift. That's it.
It's genetic but in my senior year of HS they made me take weights and I was a lazy fatass, only had to do 3 lifts a day so I mostly did calf raises, curls, and leg press or pulldowns. One time me and a few of the football players loaded up the calf machine to the max (450?) and had a person on each side, so I probably did like 800lb raises for a dozen reps. Normally it was probably 270-360lbs. I weighed about 280 back then. Do that 4x a week for 9 months and tell me you don't have calves.
I think I had the same physique but fatter.
even the weird scapular rotation.
Wow, it's the Beast Titan.
The fate of all Hispanic's who eat greasy mexican goyslop.
He's not Hispanic.
MIRIN those Back Swass gains
the absolute unit
You know? I think I would belong on here
Im not bad looking and have good facial structure but my head is fricking giant, my torso is like im 6'4" and my legs are like im 5'4" and I have a giant ribcage that extends way too far which means it looks like I have giant breasts the second I gain any fat plus im a former fatty so i got that melted thing
Look at my fricking ribcage here
And the baby legs on the giant torso, makes me look like im a manlet when im 5'11"
Did you use to be fat? The skin on your stomach/torso area has the elasticity of somebody who use to be fat but lost a bunch of weight.
You get midway thru the post and stop reading? It wasnt that long
Yeah peaked around 150kg, I sit at like 90-100 usually
I read the first line and looked at the picture, kek. I'm sleepy anon.
Congrats on the weight loss. You don't look terrible, just a little stretchy. And at least you look like you actually lift here
>I wish there were more topless photos of Ellen Page