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Absolutely not you moronic Black person
no because levan doesn't have 2 inch teeth and a 1300 PSI bite force
What if the Gorilla was muzzled.
what if the guy had a .45 1911?
You should draw a fighting manga based on that question anon
i'd read it
10 book build up of the fight. goes into training regimen, diet, tragic backstory ... even hints at latent gorilla dna.
last book is four panels: gorilla live happy, gorilla hit by tranq, gorilla wake up in arena, gorilla rip apart human.
Almost good. Man become friend of gorilla after being beat and humbled.
No, gorillas just like chimps have way thicker bones than us thus making them many times stronger than humans
What about technique anon?
Im fairly certain theres a bunch of martial arts whose entire purpose is to beat people who are physically stronger than yourself
The keyword in that is "people" fighting any big game bare handed is downright suicidal
Is it the domestication that makes humans' weak? What if a man was raised completely in the wild like a feral animal with none of the creature comforts of civilization, would he still lose?
Yes you moron
Yes you would still lose Black person.
The human body severely inhibits muscle development. It also inhibits the muscle contraction intensity. Human evolutionary strategy was having a big brain and outsmarting things.
Humans, on a size/strength ratio, are probably one of the weakest species to ever live.
>It also inhibits the muscle contraction intensity
fibers always recruit at full strength every time they contract. That's basic physiology
Our stamina is top notch tho. We can still hunt by literally exhausting the pray on planes and savanahs.
We are definitely proportionally weaker compared to other great apes, but great apes are super strong compared to most other animals. For example humans are stronger pound for pound than wolves or deer.
>humans are stronger pound for pound than wolves or deer
This is just outright wrong. Apes are if anything, weaker than most animals.
10lbs monkeys get killed by 2lbs martens, 400lbs gorillas get killed by 120lbs leopards.
While these aren't tests of strength, you can look at muscle attachments and fast twitch to slow twitch and see most of the time the carnivorans will have an ape outclassed. There's a reason apes go to the trees.
Plus deer and wolves have no way of picking up a weight and testing strength, there's just no way you can fairly test such different animals operationally.
waisted quints on some gay shit WTF
t. apegay
Stay in your trees, boy.
nice digits
Felines are the strongest mammals pound for pound so yeah, gorillas get killed by leopards because leopards ambush them and bite their necks, also gorillas have super tight skin on their chest or something, so if they get a larger wound there they just bleed out.
Humans can wrestle similarly sized deer
Deer have no ability to wrestle though, that is extremely dependent on dex. If you were to just look at the kind of kicking force a deer could output, that's another story, their limbs are geared to basically one work in one plane.
We've sacrificed the explosive power found in chimps and gorillas for more fine motor control which matches much better with our intellect. You'll never teach a chimp how to sew.
Cross-Species Exclusionary Radical Tailors be like
"Sorry, Bobo, you'll never be a real seamstress."
The human body prioritizes building the brain over muscles and thicker bones
>would he still lose?
Yes, but he would easily win any olympic running event and any marathon. Nobody trains running every day from the age of 5 anymore.
No.
Remember: All mammals come from a genetic bottleneck after a extinction event. Every single mammal you see even in the wild, has done massive tradeoffs to get where they are, and some even gained net positives in the process.
If we are getting wild GMO on humans, I assume some of the actual advancements is going to be bone density vs strength, muscle structure, and improving digestion. If depression are solved by that point, maybe more robust brain chemistry.
Evolution occurs from environmental pressure and genetic bottlenecks. And it requires a mass death via environmental factors before breeding, to happen.
As we are now the end fertility rate vs evolutionally pressure rate is too low for genetic selection at a actual rate.
Eugenics was suggested at a point where a lot of the mechanics was poorly understood, by people unwilling to deal with the fact the majority of the diverge in the ethnic populations are from environmental factors.
Even now eugenics/selection is still just limited to shit like sickle cell or other rare genetic compound diseases.
>stress, genetic mutation
i wonder if humans born in space would warrant that kind of permanent need for adaptation. not that it would be good, then again it might be? forgoing even more of our physical needs and possibly evolving our neurological pathways to work faster, have higher capacity, i dunno.
or they would just die off over and over until the specific adaptions were bred to live in space forever and no positive effects observed, just entropy of the human genome
As we understand it... a Martian naturalborn human will lack the bone density to go back to earth. How much of the bodies systems really on gravitational stress beyond that is still a mystery.
A spacer would be even more fricked.
Currently astronauts suffer bone mass loss and permanent debilitation from going to space, and we don't even know if centrifugal force is enough to pad a plaster on it.
But the thing its so drastic, and we likely lack the core genetics needed for a stress evolution via a dye off/eugenics.
The more likely path is that drugs/stress treatment via centrifuges can make partially plaster the issue. But if its enough to allow genetic selection via trait extremity is anybody's guess.
We are more likely to try GMO for early space colonists, and then go from there.
Last time I heard about this matter people said that embryos can't develop in low gravity environments properly so even if a woman somehow manages to get pregnant in space she won't be able to give birth to anything resembling a healthy human, if the embryo even survives to that point.
It's apparently a huge problem because colonizing space would mean that you need to create earth-like environments for women and their babies (or send them back to Earth) because otherwise the colonists won't be able to reproduce at all.
wow i had no idea about that, so the whole artificial gravity thing is more than just a luxury or attempt at preventing muscle wasting and bone density issues.
but then again that begs to differ would centrifugal artificial gravity even work properly? it isnt just an outward force it would still be centripetal and probably frick with the embryo in that regard too.
frickin physics and shit man i never was good at math but my brain does have the capacity to question and comprehend shit like this. frick math though.
We aren't even that weak, out of all the land animals there are what a couple dozens that could regular take an adult male human in a fight and reliably win. Our punches can even frick up small sharks when we boop their noses.
Martial arts are a jokr and the whole "beat people who are stronger" only applies to fights where there is a strict set or moves that are allowed. good luck trying your peepeepoopoo jitsu on someone who can bite a chunk out of your arm or ruthlessly elboe you in the eye socket while you try to line up a joe rogan pecker slurper twisty willy lock or whatever. Clown.
Realistically any martial arts that actually focuses on combat deals with that. If your joint lock lets your enemy bite you and leaves him enough freedom of movement to elbow you, your technique sucks ass.
Theres no martial art that can deal with me punching you in the head. Unironically.
That's what dodging and parrying are for. Unironically every martial art's response to question of what to do when punched with full force is
>don't get punched with full force
Also, grapplers absolutely mog unskilled strikers in 1v1. There is reason why every high level martial artist knows at least enough of the grappling to counter grapples of his opponents.
Martial arts tend to have moves to deal with that. However, you will have to be able to read someone immediately slugging you in the face and have the reflexes to dodge. Shit like boxing helps with that.
If you try to put a gorilla in a chokehold it'll snap your arms in half
You don't have access to the arms in a rear naked choke once it's in. It's wedged between your chin and collar bone and puts you to sleep in seconds.
This is especially true with a gorilla's shoulder mobility.
Typically, yes. But animals like gorillas are a completely different magnitude when it comes to hand to hand combat.
lol.. a gorilla's neck is far stronger and more massive than a human's, and the chin is thicker and less prominent. There is no way on Earth you can "knock out" a gorilla by sloshing the brain around like you would a human man.
The thing would bite your frickign hands off if you put them anywhere near its face if it was in "fight" mode.
This entire thread is moronic beyond belief. A pissed off goose would frick up 90% of the tards in this thread.
>goose
Animal-wanking tard has entered the thread.
Martial art is invented to beat other human.
Some of the techniques won't work on other lifeforms.
I’m pretty sure gorillas and chimps are stronger because they have better leverage due to how dense and well-connected their muscles are. I’ve read before about men being able to fight chimps, but not if you get ganged up on like that zookeeper. The one who pissed off a couple chimps by giving one cake. Sad story
gorilla muscle insertions are further down the bone, which means they are just stronger.
Wrong.
I imagine the man who's constantly lifting heavy ass weight would have stronger bones than the gorilla.
You're about as close to a complete moron as one can get. The only reason you aren't the Apex moron is because you were able to fill out the captcha to post.
I don't fricking get it. After watching a few videos, it is clear that gorillas have some insane strength. They may very well have much stronger bones. However, chimpanzees and bonobos aren't nearly as strong as gorillas. I'm pretty sure the average powerlifter has stronger bones than most, if not all, chimpanzees and bonobos.
>thus
Anon thinks he’s smart
The gorilla is only 5'11" so why is he outcompeting humanbois?
That is not 16% body fat. More like 26%
Prime Hakuho vs Gorilla?
Maybe in a throat-singing contest
>bodyfat: 16.3%
do powershitters really?
Muscle mass alone is misleading. The way humans muscle fibers and bones are set up is hilariously inefficient compared to the gorillas. Pound for pound of muscle the gorillas peak power is like double even triple that of a human
For that height that's a really light gorilla.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabani_(gorilla)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_(gorilla)
Those are both western lowlands, meaning the SMALLEST subspecies.
And both bigger than op
No.
They're not just scaled up chimps, you know. They evolved to take punches from other gorillas.
They haven't evolved to take punches at all because gorillas can't actually punch, but yes, they have thick skulls.
These are slaps or other sorts of arm and hand strikes.
A punch is a closed fist, something a gorillas biology does not allow.
A gorillas biology also does not allow it to create the kind of velocity a human can put behind their punch utilizing their entire body.
Instead it just uses ape out flailing with apesplosive power to push each other around.
why are their chests not covered in fur?
to show off
So they can make sound when they hit their chest
You're a tool
You can still clearly tell there is a lot of force behind those punches.
He's just playing dumb. The one on the right got his head knocked back by that punch. Now imagine that hit hitting our gay alien skull.
Damn.
A skull is way harder than a coconut, it's not a contest. Coconuts have cleavage lines which is why they can break so cleanly. Old out of shape indian men can break coconuts while the hardest hammerfists from Francis Ngannou don't crack a skull.
As of seeing this
, I'll politely disagree. They're throwing the like back of the wrist shots, 0 power, all flail.
>he thought that was impressive
Jesus fricking Christ 4chinoids are unimaginably pathetic.
It's a matter of effort.
Yeah the effort of breaking 140 coconuts vs 1. And that dude is an out of shape pajeet shitskin. You're overdosing on copium right now.
As.
We.
Said.
Nothing but flailing.
He raises his hand basically over his head each time. The rilla barely lifts his 1 fists length away.
It's called "going fast", I imagine even a subhuman 4chinnoid freakazoid like you has heard of it, considering that he was setting a record for most coconuts destroyed bare handed in 60 seconds lmfao. You absolute fricking moron.
You would get 360 harambe brickscoped by a single punch from a gorilla you mongoloidic fricking trailer dweller.
the difference is that man has trained himself to do that, and he still needs to hype himself up and use his whole body to crack the coconuts. meanwhile the gorilla doesnt think twice about it and barely taps on the thing to crack it open.
>the difference is that man has trained himself to do that
nopers
>and he still needs to hype himself up and use his whole body to crack the coconuts
LMFAO nope kek
He needed practically 0 effort (much less than the gorilla) to destroy those coconuts and you forgot to mention there we 140 of them lmao
Humans have been put to Lala land by getting slapped by other humans. One good slap from them are you are out.
Once again, a human slap comes from a turning of the hips combined with stored energy from dexterous elastic shoulders. A gorilla has no way of mimicking the velocity outputted by a human limb.
incredible
After watching a bunch of gorilla fights I've come to the conclusion that a man with a knife can beat one. They never bite and their strikes would only knock you down.
The gorilla would bleed out before it does anything serious to you.
That punch knocked back the other's head though
Frick no dude. Not even with a god damned sword.
It'd be beyond easily with a sword. Humans can 1v1 a lion with a spear, a gorilla doesn't stand a ghost of a chance.
Wrong. Gorilla bests a lion 9 times out of 10. Gorillas have hands & shit, they're not just limited to bites/scratching like a lion is. If a gorilla wants to grab you and rip your arm off, it will and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
You have now woken up to reality.
>and rip your arm off
They don't do this nor can they. Gorillas die to cats smaller than lions.
>Caves you head in
If you seriously think you could beat a gorilla in a 1 on 1, please contact your local mental asylum and give yourself in
>only knock you down
are you blind? can you seriously not the extreme amounts of force generated in just that little exchange alone? youd be dead in seconds
Nobody on fortune.org has more gorilla pics than I do.
>Nobody on fortune.org has more gorilla pics than I do
Post them, king.
>Shadman
Sup Gorillaanon
flood us with those kino gorilla pics my dude
I'm partial to the naked ones
>*bites you*
Holy frick these teeth. Human don't stand a chance in a fight without guns or tools.
they're quite fast too
Literally looks like a black dude I work with this is insane
Frick I love gorillas bros
If he picks up rocks it's an easy W. Otherwise his weapons are inferior to the gorillas.
That said a gorilla isn't a death machine like a predator is, they're pacifist and rarely engage in combat, mostly bluffing charges should a gorilla face another gorilla.
In attacks against humans they can ragdoll humans but are notoriously poor at applying deadly force with their bites due to being unaccustomed to using it, with people being attacked by gorillas for half an hour and escaping with their lives and a few broken bones.
Hypothetically if a guy Levan's size was a jiu jitsu wizard and sunk a tight rear naked on the gorilla, winning isn't outside the realm of possibility, but it's a 1/10000 chance of getting there to begin with.
>a tight rear naked on the gorilla
Can you imagine a sight like that?
man has two advantages- his brain and his ability to travel long distances. other than that, there's plenty of species that rip through us like wet toilet paper.
And his dexterity to pick things up and chuck them hard.
tool usage falls under brainpower
Not really. Dolphins can have all the smarts they want but they'll never learn how to chuck a spear or a fastball since they don't have hands and shoulders.
dolphins use tools dimwit
Their methods of using those tools are severely hindered by their anatomy.
This is why people are pointing out throwing, because we have specially developed shoulders unique in the primate kingdom, as well as all of animals, evolved specially for our usage of ranged weapons.
sure, but throwing a rock isn't going to stop a rampaging gorilla, you might need something like a spear AND a spear thrower to really have a chance.
Throwing a rock would actually do a lot for dissuading a gorilla. Fundamentally they're pacifist herbivores who live by the "fight another day" philosophy the instant they encounter odds they don't like, and a magic punch coming from a tall hairless monkey from 10 yards away is one of those.
all right, well you go right ahead and try your theory out.
Exactly. A man cannot win a fight against a gorilla, but a man can scare away a gorilla.
>Throwing a rock would actually do a lot for dissuading a gorilla
Big difference between a fling and a fastball. There's a reason why our shoulder morphology is of such importance evolutionarily.
>it won't try to fight its life because.......they have lots of bluff fights with other gorillas and run away when hurt
lmao
Gorillas are by nature pacifist. If you knew shit about gorillas you'd know this.
We solve the pacifism issue via the octagon.
27 chimps attack 1 silverback, his 3 wives, and kill their baby.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/22/chimps-are-killing-gorillas-unprovoked-for-the-first-time-scientists/
Only 1 deranged chimp ate it.
I think I've heard this story. Frick chimps. I hope they got a prion.
>tfw humans are the deranged chimps of the homosexual genus
imagine the alien bug creatures out in the universe that would just feed on every apex predator in existence here on earth
imagine getting cocooned by a 12 ft tall spider and injected with a liter of flesh melting venom
>we dont stand a chance lol
My point was more that neanderthalers had bigger brains but the chimpy homosexual sapiens won.
Interesting. So maybe not then. Thanks anon.
Only the long-finned pilot whale to catch up to perhaps.
you think humans are gonna experience a new "evolutionary shift" or has it always been a very slow process of learning, and then sharing or stealing that knowledge from eachother that got us here?
like could you teach a neanderthal how to use IST if you taught them from birth or would they just be too moronic.
only reason i wonder is because i read in an article years ago that humans are at their evolutionary apex and technology and sciences are basically our next stage of evolution
there are humans today dumber than neanderthals. if you put an australopithecus in the public school system today chances are that australopithecus will graduate high school with at least B average
The smartest chimp was 80 IQ, pretty much on par with the average sub-sahara iq. I am sure the neaderthals were smarter than those chimps.
If we survive the ai/robots we might see some kind of speciation going on with elites and workers. If we ever reach into the stars the beings calling themselves human in the future will probably not even be recognizable as such.
Tech and science are our next stages or evolution because modern society and medicine has completely halted natural selection. Every diseased dreg is strung along long enough to pass on its genes, every dyel who would have been front line chaff in battle now lurks around long enough to be a paypiglet for a 250lb american "woman" ETC.
>imagine...
Ok, I've got a boner. Now what?
Brainpower, sure, but even if the other great apes understood throwing sticks and rocks as well as we do they still wouldn't be as good at it because the structure of their shoulders wouldn't allow it.
Why are you pretending to be a fool
Midwit take
>forgetting our ability to throw and instead falling for some marathon hunting meme
>marathon hunting meme
It's not a meme.Humans are the best long distance runners in the animal kingdom.It's a fact.
wrong homosexual, horses and dogs beat humans easily
Actually, the greatest ability man has is the ability to throw and utilize throwing weapons. No other species on earth can throw like us.
>No other species on earth can throw like us.
>
Pound for pound you're probably right though
People have already mentioned a Gorilla's brute strength but they also have a bite force stronger than a fricking polar bear, whatever it chomps down on would be turned to mush
That's pound for pound. In reality a polar bear as an animal with 3x the mass, 3x the skull size, and the tooth structure for tearing and crushing would break you far easier.
Now zoom in. Due to their knuckle walking nature the small digit on their phalanges can't curl all the way to couch themselves into the palm, which is what a fist is and why it takes a bunch of small bones and turns it into a relatively stable structure.
i really dont know what your point is. open palm strikes can be knockout shots if a very powerful human throws them. from a gorilla? against a human? death
Then you block the strikes. Are you guys legitimately moronic? Do you think fighting is a barrage of attacks that each side offenses like a turn-based RPG? No. You block, you kick, you lunge, you pivot. I didn't think I'd need to explain this. This guy gets it
Because they don't throw open palm strikes the way we do, hand corked back, striking with the end of the forearm bones. They're unable to generate velocity from their legs and hips and shoulders.
All they do is flail their hands around for what is effectively pushes.
there is a reason a come forward volume puncher is considered to be the most difficult style to beat in boxing. there is not much you can do against a guy who just keeps throwing punches, especially if he has an iron chin and decent hand/footspeed. also if you watch that webm up there in the thread you can see theyre throwing fairly powerful shots. theyre either generating force from other parts of their body just like humans do, or theyre so damn powerful it doesnt matter.
you are not blocking these shots
even if your bones dont instantly shatter youre going to tire out very quickly. the only only hope i could imagine someone would have is if the myths are true and gorillas (similar to bears) have sensitive faces and get scared after a good punch to the snout or whatever. but judging by these webms i would not bet on that
If you actually watch the webm, the hands are doing barely anything, it's the 400 pounds of gorilla coming crashing from the sky that's doing the impact.
these are correct.
alright then, how do you defend against a 400lb gorilla jumping on top of you
Never said I do, my point was just they're not punchers, or much for fighting at all. They just kinda size bully their way around the jungle, and lose to leopards in 1v1s anyway.
Same thing I do when your 400lb wife jumps on top of me
Actually I didn't read this response till the end. There was absolutely no "impact"
That webm is pathetic and a perfect display of a gorilla's utter inability to fight.
just stop. you cant beat a gorilla in a fight. buy a gun and stop worrying about it
No, mutt lmfao
All your gorilla fake news are so outdated it's genuinely painful to watch you strut around like the completely oblivious moron that you are. Not only would a gorilla simply not fight you, even if it did it would be effortless to shove it to the ground and curbstomp it until it's head is nothing but pink mush. You're just fricking moronic and silly by continuing to propagate these moronic folk tales about gorillas.
Bite force comparisons for humans,polar bears and gorillas?
No but a man can easily kill one using weaponry, this is why we're the dominant mundane species.
Seriously just use a spear. If you can impale it before it grabs you you win.
I don't think one stab will stop it dead in it's tracks.
Then again it depends on how determined it is to get you.
You don't need to stop it dead in it's tracks because a gorilla can't (or rather doesn't know how to) kill you instantly before it bleeds out. And it's much more prone to run away when its injured and in fear for its life.
Depends how competent the man is at Muay Thai. If he can keep his distance, he can use his longer range to cripple the opponent with some nasty leg kicks, then bully him with jabs; slowly opening him up for a brutal boxing combo.
You're not boxing this thing. That's just a recipe for broken bones.
bring it on
>keep his distance against an enraged animal many times stronger and faster
yeah good luck lmao
Maybe? Gorillas are moronic so a human might win knowing weak spots to hit.
Interracial couples be like
If we're going as far as allowing a rock, yeeting it out of a strip of cloth gives it the same force as a bullet. Hell, throwing a pointy stick would be better since small wounds are death in the animal kingdom. You could also disrobe to emasculate them since gorillas have tiny pps
Back to stoneage
As a rule, animals can't box or throw. Both are a purely human skillset.
dont care about fight. Human body is still the best. I can do everything, i can run, jump, climb, swim, throw, play variety of sports, crawl, explore and craft. Start making threads about who swims better, fish or gorilla and see how fricking moronic it is.
we have this thread every two days, cant you autistics mix it up with a different animal like a crocodile or ostrich or something?
>crocodile
>get on its back, put rubber band over its closed mouth
>win
Now do that in water. Or without tape/rubber band.
>higher muscle mass than the gorilla with twice the bodyfat% and lower weight
huh
No kidding.
I've been practicing MMA for 6 years now, boxing in parallel for 7 years, I could.
I've been weight training for 4 years, 1m87 for 86 kg
I have a crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and give him a good pat on the head. I won't drop him at the slightest mistake, the gorilla is finished. You'll always have some smart guys here who think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower, folks, and 2) you're not going to get anything done with your cowardly body.
Any trained man can defeat a gorilla with a knife. With bare hands it's not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technique.
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Sure is.
Do it then or you're bluffing
Truly the elite of the french nation.
Ayaooo
There are numerous historical accounts of human warriors fighting besrs, lions and similar big dangerous animals like that hand-to-claw and win. We dont know what human warriors raised from birth are capable of.
Reminder: we won over the gorillas, the chimps, the lions, the eagles, the sharks, the bears, the dolphins, the elephants, the rats, the cats, the dogs, the wienerroaches, everything.
All other animals are at our mercy, not because or our brute strength, but because of our evolutionary abilities like teamwork and crafting weapons.
We dominate the rest of the animal kingdom, and despite your gym and puberty fueled autism, chimps live in some jungle waiting to be shot or burned or skinned alive, and s.oy redditors are safe and winning the animal arms race with no contest.
Keep coping you weak muscle insertions dyel loser, a gorilla would frick you up.
But lost against israelites and Black folk. Sad.
Silverback could effortlessly tear this ogres arms off, no human would ever have a chance.
Why are humans so weak bros. It hurts.
Cause we can use picrel as force multiplier against threats
frick you
Black person
N
have a nice day
Also a human killed a bear in a hand to hand struggle so I don't doubt the right human can kill a gorilla
>yessir this lad killed a bear by choking one of his two carotid arteries, this'ere kill confirmed by a bee-ologist I do believe, I will not provide sources
Correct
homosexual
KYS
Frick you
Why would you post such things?
Because we are basically the wizard build in real life.
>technology = magic
hijoeputa
>Why are humans so weak bros. It hurts.
Santa maría madre de dios
Humans evolved to fight, kill, and cut up meat using tools. It’s why when you pick up a stick you can use it to bash shit instinctively. When you pick up a rock or irregularly shaped object your brain instinctively does a bunch of complicated calculus to figure out how to throw it at a target. We don’t have fangs because we didn’t evolve to kill things using our face like cats/dogs. We aren’t as muscled as a gorillas because we didn’t evolve to kill things without tools. We evolved energy efficient strides and efficient heat dissipation (sweat glands, loss of fur) so that we could exhaust faster animals through a lengthy pursuit, making them an easy kill. Asking a guy to fist fight a gorilla is like having two guys duel, but only giving one a pistol.
Even a chimpanzee can rip a humans arm off. A human has no chance against a gorilla.
>a chimpanzee can rip a humans arm off
No they can't moron. All they do is bite fingers and noses and rip skin off of grandmas.
I honestly believe that humans are not even capable of doing physical harm to a gorilla
That's because you are a low IQ ISTnitor fueled by ancient gorilla memes that have been debunked for more than half a century now.
without weapons yeah pretty much, it would be like an adult and an 8 years old kid go at it lmao
A gorilla will fricking destroy you.
Humans only win due to large complex brain for tools and capacity for advanced teamwork.
I think a peak human with an incredibly sharp sword still loses.
Ignorant moron.
>bodyfat
>16.3
lmao that guy is almost above 30
I do not encourage the harming of an endangered Monke.
Don't gorillas literally commit less violence than black people? I
i think the real question is between a polar bear, a siberian tiger, and a silverback gorilla which would be the hardest to kill in a physical fight
>kek they would all fricking annihilate anyone outside of someone wearing a full composite suit of armor
still fun to think about
my bet is the bear is flat out the hardest to kill, followed by tiger, followed by gorilla. maybe the tiger at #1, big cats are scary as frick. and they are faaaast
No contest
You're not rear naked choking that thing, you're gonna to have to bear hug.
yeah arent there stories of hunters blowing kodiak bears hearts open with high velocity rifle rounds and they still keep running for like 3+ minutes afterwards? thats insane.
there was a video on youtube where a bear took a 12 gage slug to the skull and didnt die
There are also stories of settlers hearing stories of bears being immune to arrows which only make them angry, only to be confirmed beyond their fears when they found musket balls were ineffective unless shot 30 times or directed at the eye.
Bears can unironically go zombie mode. I dont know the physical process but they can live for several minutes after being dealt mortal wounds.
Probably just being huge and having such thick hide and muscle. They can take more mortal shots before running out of blood and dying.
Bear easily is the hardest to kill, not to mention worst to die to. Largest, most armored, strongest, strongest bite, longest claws, can simply crush you anyway.
Brother, a bear can beat a T-rex....
That's nice and all, pound for pound I'd say a bear is better, but that means nothing when the t-rex is about 10x bigger than shown there and a bear has no options to deal damage to a thing of that size.
bears are actually kinda slow compared to gorillas and stuff. i dont think itd even be faster than a t rex
Supposedly the park rangers at Yosemite tell visitors, if you're standing at your car door and you see a bear 100ft away, you won't have time to get in your car and close the door once the bear starts running at you.
im not saying bears are slow but that sounds like bullshit
What the frick are you talking about? They chase down moose.
Siberian tiger is insanely fast but bears can move faster than even trained boxers in short bursts and bite your neck. If you got a tiger or gorilla's back there's a good chance you (as a shredded 200lbs) can choke it out or rain down blows to the back of the head and neck or bite and rip out neck veins. If you get a Bear's back, especially a polar bear where some exceed 1,000 lbs, You wont be able to choke it (due to the insane musculature of its neck) or tear out much skin (due to thick hide) and it can just roll around and crush you easily.
To top that off, knocking one unconscious would be largely futile too, a bear would barely be rocked by a boxer like mike tyson's punches. It's doubtful even a well timed kick from Brian Shaw could KO one.(different story if its a black or brown bear though)
If you did get to the back of the bear you could potentially gouge it's eyes and smash its nose to let you retreat without being pursued.
yeah i guess that sounds about right, there just isnt much you can do to a bear they are built like brick shithouses.
i think the same thing goes for a crocodile but i think you can just out maneuver those, they are kind of dumb on land and not really active hunters.
Croc's are definitely tanks but you can outmaneuver them like you said and rain stomps down on their skull and back. A much more favorable matchup for a human. Just have to watch for the jaw
If you were barefoot though, the only thing getting fricked up by stomps would be your foot.
Young rilla
Same guy older
Can you discombobulate a gorilla?
Give him training with a halberd or boar spear and he might have a chance if he tries to end the fight quickly with decisive strikes
Give him a knife and he has like 60/40 chance of winning with moderate difficulty.
Gorillaz are pretty strong eh
>source
>my ass
Highly doubt anyone has ever actually put a gorilla under a barbell and had them lift until the failure point.
Who gives a shit.
Given their muscle density, leverage and ability to snap bamboo like twigs you can easily conclude they are vastly stronger than humans. How much stronger is kind of irrelevant. They could mutilate even the strongest humans
Bamboo is a continent away, fricktard. Not that it's anything to be impressed about.
Bamboo is incredibly difficult to break, but you would know that if you weren't a moutbreathing spastic
Bamboo is extremely soft and easy to break, but I wouldn't expect a frickin moron that doesn't know which continent it grows and on which continent Gorillas live on to know that.
so why is saying someone has a t-rex body an insult then
>dinos
oh yeah now were talking
>feels nothing
>just KILLS
>has to constantly eat to maintain its fricking size and musculature
just a 24/7 hunting and killing machine, imagine if dinosaurs downsized and evolved in our place. we would probably have colonized the entire galaxy by now not dealing with stupid wars over religion and emotions, just eating fricking and progressing science with our cold emotionless reptilian brains
Given 10 years to prepare a man could defeat a gorilla in combat. In that time a man could learn the principles of blacksmithing and fashion himself some armour and some sort of rifle. The gorilla would simply waste their time and be blown away in battle.
Other apes have stronger base power levels - their muscles are more effective per pound. As you can imagine, that takes a lot of energy. Our line ended up putting most of that energy into brain development and endurance, so in a contest of strength an ape will literally rip you apart every time.
I could beat a gorilla
no, humans didn't become the apex predator because of strength and 1v1 combat, we just had good cardio and became intelligent enough to began throwing rocks and other shit at animals while also being good at it
Ah reckon I could do a number on em meself.
test
>fake gorilla out
>scream like a spartan
>rip its dick off