GIVE ME YOUR DIRTIEST, OBCURE, UNHEARD OF, INNERMOST BULKING SECRETS OR THE CAT FUCKING GETS IT

GIVE ME YOUR DIRTIEST, OBCURE, UNHEARD OF, INNERMOST BULKING SECRETS OR THE CAT FUCKING GETS IT

I NEED TO INCREASE MASS FAST~!

I' M NOT JOKING

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pasta
    /thread

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drink oil

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      INTRIGUING
      ELABORATE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        highest possible calories
        1 bottle == 5 days of calories

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take shots of olive oil

      highest possible calories
      1 bottle == 5 days of calories

      post face I bet it looks like pepperoni pizza with all the acne

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your mistake was assuming i'm trying to give good advice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Second would be sugar and crisco.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bough a Costco pack of 60 bags of almonds/cashews/peanuts... I just eat a bag every day between meals. 800 calories of pure nutrition goodness without a struggle

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All foods can be blended with whole milk in a blender. Open up your pantry, grab whatever the fuck you want, add milk, blend. My favourite is tuna and maple syrup.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely VILE

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just be yourself

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take shots of olive oil

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pasta, Rice and chocolate.
    Also fatty fast food.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dry scoop cocoa powder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol it would be funny if I raped her stupid fucking face

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have one actual human meal a day. Fill the rest with a shake of mostrous proportions.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bake frozen croissants. Cut in half, add nutella on each half. Eat one croissant with breakfast and one with or as a snack. Easy 1k per day right there.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy's choccy chip cookies

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Potatoes are the cheapest thing you can eat

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    711 pizzas are 4.99. cheap tall boy beers are like 2.50$ each. Drink like 4 tall boys and then eat the entire 711 pizza before going to bed

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do it

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The 20 reps breathing squats program

    it's the equivalent of an autobulk button, you will be hungry 24/7, eating like a madman to sustain progression
    You will be rewarded with muscle growth everywhere (legs especially)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean by "breathing"?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What he calls breathing squats is simply describing the technique used to get tnrough a 20 rep squat set. It means stopping at the top, large inhales, valsalva, and squat, exhale as you reach the top and large inhales again. This is so you can do heavy weights, stops you from getting dizzy, and allows you to complete the set without cramping up by bouncing up and down.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you load your 10rm on the bar and do 20 reps without re-racking
        around rep 8 you will need to take some deep breaths between reps to rest
        search on google for more details

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat her. Easy 10,000 calories.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Easy 10,000 calories.
      average 180 lbs. human has about 155,816 calories in their body so she would have a lot more than 10k

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so basically OP you just have to resort to cannibalism

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No way that's real.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gomad really really really works well.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A ham and cheese sandwich with mayo is easily 600kcal

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BEER!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LITERALLY EAT A FUCKING BAG OF FLOUR

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EAT SHIT!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHIT IS WHAT IS LEFT OVER OF FOODS AFTER YOUR BODY HAS USED IT ALL FOR NUTRIENTS, IT HAS VERY LOW IF ANY CALORIES AT ALL!

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fettuccine with Alfredo sauce

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chocolate milk, now put the gun down.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they weren't like $26 now I totally would

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Work from home, and I have set up a daily “meeting” in my work schedule at 16:30 to take my daily dosage of fapping. 25’ to clear mi mind and I’m back to work.
    Feels good and does not mess with my early morning lifting routine.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't negotiate with terrorists OP

    Ask politely next time

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pilk
    Justo that

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homeless men have roughly 130,000 calories and are free on the street. Find one and keep him in your freezer all month. No one will miss him. I've eaten 13 homeless men

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you do with the blood and bones? Or do you use the bone for brought and blood for some dish? What does a homeless man taste like?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cream, butter, pasta, meat, nuts etc... high calorie food should not be hard to find?

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