>have to eat 2,000 calories a day to gain weight
>can't have dairy because stomach
>can't have high glycemic index because acne
>can't have high FODMAP because stomach
>can't afford much meat
>can't afford supplements
>hate cooking
>hate cheap microwavable shit and fast food
Yeah, I'm thinking it's over.
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whatever dude I eat 2000 cals a day to lose weight it's not that deep
RIP bannanas
Well damnb guess you are NGMI
Never understood why people hang the banana by the wrong side amd expect this not to happen
For a sec I thought you meant "side" as in "end", and I had something different pictured.
>2000 calories
>gain weight
Are you a munchkin brah?
I've never weighed more than 130 lbs in my life
Probably because you think 2000 calories is a bulk homie
>hate cooking
You are beyond saving kek
Same problems. Just eat nuts, eggs, and eat the same amount of calories with a 3-4 hour gap at least.
why did you lynch your bananas Anon?
I found out they suppress appetite and got REAL mad at them.
Is it possible to learn to enjoy it?
>Is it possible to learn to enjoy it?
Yes? Its a lot harder if you dont have someone to tell you if youre being fricking moronic I suppose.
If your mom is still around ask if you can come over so she can teach you some recipes.
Chili and ragu are my go to foods for both cutting and bulking since you can completely change how lean they are depending on the mince used and if you use beans, the type of beans used.
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Drink real milk douche. This is my lunch meal. Half of raw milk. Basically steroids.
how do i get raw milk bro. Cant find it in any store where I live.
You can buy it from Ed Coli's website
>weak immune system
Cope
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>>have to eat 2,000 calories a day to gain weight
Are you a woman?
>can't have dairy because stomach
>can't have high glycemic index because acne
>can't have high FODMAP because stomach
>can't afford much meat
Valid issues, but can be worked around
>can't afford supplements
Supplements are a meme anyways, you only need them if you have legit medical issues and/or are too moronic to eat a diet that gives you everything you need
>hate cheap microwavable shit and fast food
As you should
>hate cooking
Aaaaand now you can frick off. You’re one of those whiny homosexuals who thinks not euphorically enjoying an activity is somehow an excuse to not do it? Christ you are pathetic. If breathing wasn’t enjoyable, would you just stop breathing? Maybe you should, save us all some trouble.
It's not just that I hate the process of cooking, but that everything I make tastes like garbage compared to all the home-cooked dinners I got when I was living at home. I also seem to be hopeless at finding quality meat and produce. But your point is taken, I guess I have no choice but to become a fricking chef now.
>i have a million dietary restrictions
>not gonna cook though lol
ngmi
>Have conditions making it so you're limited on what you can eat
>Refuses to cook
Shit thread OP. Just remember, what goes in all fields.
I dont even like boiling eggs
Ring ring ring ring ring, bana-ACK!
Have you considered not being such a whiny b***h?
i hate eating too anon
you can pack caloriesmacros in steelcut oats
fridge them overnight, add superfood ingredients like ginger, raw honey, cinnamon, blueberries, cranberries, protein powder, collagen powder, etc
its nice you DO feel full and there is no breadcarb crash
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Buy buff dudes cookbook bag ez the recipes are made for lazy morons