>he doesn’t eat an entire watermelon

>he doesn’t eat an entire watermelon

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1k for slice SURE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is from the cheesecake factory website.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        1 slice is xbox hueg though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grim

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cheese cake factory slices are also 2-3 times larger than OP

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Cheesecake Factory is notorious for having the highest ranking calorie-packed foods in general, not just their cheesecakes. Pic rel is their chicken Costoletta with 2,610 calories. Using them as a standard is disingenuous.

        The average slice of cheesecake has 250-400 calories. Which is still high but far from 1k.

        How come it doesn't feel that filling despite being so calorie dense?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sugar and fat is easy to eat, doesn't make you feel that full. Hence why pastries are like 500-1000 calories but you can definitely eat more than 1 if you wanted to, and they don't fill you up alone.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your body will crave food until you consume a sufficient amount of protein. Conversely, sugar can increase food cravings regardless of other factors.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            A well informed answer on IST. Well I'll be.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          high calorie/litre ratio, you end up with very small but fattening foods

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how come I don't feel much volume when the food I consume is of a high density?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheesecake factory is THE nutritional hellscape. Food is absolute garbage and tastes like it too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus... how long would it take for diabetes to come knocking on your door if you ate two of these everyday?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is from the cheesecake factory website.

      Cheesecake Factory is notorious for having the highest ranking calorie-packed foods in general, not just their cheesecakes. Pic rel is their chicken Costoletta with 2,610 calories. Using them as a standard is disingenuous.

      The average slice of cheesecake has 250-400 calories. Which is still high but far from 1k.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pic rel is their chicken Costoletta with 2,610 calories
        Honestly how? I don't think the meal could be this calorie dense if it was pure fat. I simply isn't big enough.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It looks like a small plate but I imagine if they carried it out to you it'd be massive

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            this

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It looks like a small plate but I imagine if they carried it out to you it'd be massive

              I love being American. Look at all that nutrition you get for just a few bucks. Yuros always seethe and idk why. You have to pay more for smaller servings and less food in europe. In the US it's the same price but you get wayyyy more. Anything you don't finish you get to take home and boom you got 2 meals out of 1, sometimes even 3. Yuros think they're above leftovers for some reason. They want to pay extra for less but GOD FORBID you put ice in their drink or they feel like they're getting cheated.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A few bucks
                That chicken slop is 20-25$

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pic rel is their chicken Costoletta with 2,610 calories.
        how. Even if it were pure lard 2,610 kcal comes out to almost 300g, there simply doesn’t seem to enough matter there to provide 2,600kcal

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I make this ultimate bulking cheesecake?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just make standard cheesecake, it's always that calorically dense.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it fuckin isn't.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          See:

          [...]
          Pic related is a 720 calorie slice of plain cheesecake, and OP's slice is bigger than that. See for yourself: https://brinker-chilis.cdn.prismic.io/brinker-chilis/5cce052a-9fda-4dfc-a163-4a0a05b192e5_Chilis-Nutrition-Menu-Generic.pdf

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember Eddie Hall saying that a family size cheesecake is part of his dinner.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quarter of a cheese cake per day and my dirty bulk is done, I wish

      Pic related is a 720 calorie slice of plain cheesecake, and OP's slice is bigger than that. See for yourself: https://brinker-chilis.cdn.prismic.io/brinker-chilis/5cce052a-9fda-4dfc-a163-4a0a05b192e5_Chilis-Nutrition-Menu-Generic.pdf

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not opening that link. Post an image!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fine, here you go. And then of course there's also what other anon posted:

          This is from the cheesecake factory website.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is from the cheesecake factory website.

        The people who are designing and pushing this goyfeed NEED to be shot in the back of their heads ASAP

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you could also just not be a gay who thinks ancient desserts are a conspiracy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dud what. I eat Pizza thats over 450g thats 1000kcal

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How could that be true when 578g of boneless skinless chicken breast is 1000kcal?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            165kcal per 100g is a bit misleading since its already cooked at that point and we are speaking of a protein ratio of about 0.3
            Raw chickenbreast is 110kcal per 100g.

            but yeah, Im also wondering how that pizza, 460g, has 855kcal.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think you missed the point I'm making. You can't compare different foods gram for gram like that and expect them to all have comparable caloric density. Cheesecake is a bunch of cream cheese, eggs, and sugar mixed together. It's nothing like pizza, just like pizza is nothing like chicken breast. That's my point.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah sure, but wouldnt you think of pizza as quite calory dense food usually?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but not necessarily more dense than a pile of cream cheese, eggs, and pure sugar.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                still its a head scratcher that a 460g Pizza can have 855kcal while the same mass of cooked chicken breast has 759

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all, because pizza has a different composition than chicken. More refined carbs in the crust, for instance.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's likely incorrect. The average caloric density of bread alone is higher than 855/460. Assuming half of the mass of the pizza is bread (it's probably more, but irrelevant) which is 855/460 calories/gram - if only 51% of the other ingredients are more calorically dense than bread (they typically are) the info is incorrect. Pizza will almost never be <2 calories/gram.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still its a head scratcher that a 460g Pizza can have 855kcal while the same mass of cooked chicken breast has 759
                Is it? Pizza is mostly carbs and chicken breast is mostly protein, and both carbs and protein come in at 4kcal per gram. The difference is made up by the somewhat higher fat content of the pizza (depending on how greasy it is)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you retarded

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "cake" is quite literally heavy cream, cream cheese, eggs, sugar, and a dash of flour salt and vanilla. I suppose you could raise those calories by topping it with buttercream frosting instead of fruit or something.

      No it fuckin isn't.

      I can't think of a more calorie-dense desert other than one of those super-sized fast food "milkshakes."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      replace the cream cheese with high protein yoghurt. im doing that for 'protein brownies' when my brownie pan arrives

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quarter of a cheese cake per day and my dirty bulk is done, I wish

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer to eat an entire homemade coconut every day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        emu meatballs?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the actual fuck is homemade coconut

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based beyond belief

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's saying a homemade muffin that has coconut in it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Classic
        Reminder this guy became so based they resorted to cancelling him.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really fucking hate how ~~*they*~~ figured out that you can label anything "misinformation" and the vast majority of people will mindlessly accept it being censored without any further research or thought.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            npc meme is real

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nobody accepts shit
            it's all bots and banned free speech

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know people in real life who praise any time someone gets de-platformed for "misinformation." They don't even look into what the person was saying, the headline just accuses the person of "spreading misinformation" and the knee-jerk reaction they have is to praise their censorship. It's absolutely disgusting.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i mean it is information, but it is wrong. god people are so stupid you do not even deserve to die

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              All the articles I can find don't even say what the misinformation was, so how can anyone judge for themselves? Oh right, because they're not supposed to judge for themselves, people just get labeled "misinformation spreaders" and de-platformed and we should just trust that the censors are always in the right and never question it.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Masks don't work
              covid came from a lab
              lab funded by us tax stolen money
              vaccines don't work
              covid isn't dangerous unless you mainline goybean oil and are super morbidly obese
              corporations got 8 trillion in handouts
              small businesses all died
              inflation is up 20%

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i think X is bad
            vs.
            >you shouldn't do X because it does this and this
            >source: my ass

            Rocket science, I know.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              See:

              All the articles I can find don't even say what the misinformation was, so how can anyone judge for themselves? Oh right, because they're not supposed to judge for themselves, people just get labeled "misinformation spreaders" and de-platformed and we should just trust that the censors are always in the right and never question it.

              None of the articles say what information was being stated, all posts have been deleted, we just have to trust that the right decision was made.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do bottoms really?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wouldnt want to eat uncultured vegetables

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone post the Baz one

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny because it still looks like he has a potbelly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Having six insulin spikes per day tends to do that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao. this is the only part of the paper that I look forward to reading every week.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >vegies

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This bro growing palms at his crib

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine eating this and doing all the men's health exercises too. You'd be a living meme

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's real
          LMAO
          https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-feed/article/misinterpreted-pete-evans-apologises-for-sharing-cartoon-with-supposed-neo-nazi-symbol-and-is-dropped-by-publisher/ltb073hl7

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's activated almonds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ate an entire cocomut once. The amount fiber is insane and it clogged up my gut for 2 days.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        drink more wa'er

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a gay holding stuff is 1000 cal no matter what item he's holding
    Noted, thanks anon

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A small slice of cheese cake is not 1k calories. It's dense but not that dense

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it is. See:

      [...]
      Pic related is a 720 calorie slice of plain cheesecake, and OP's slice is bigger than that. See for yourself: https://brinker-chilis.cdn.prismic.io/brinker-chilis/5cce052a-9fda-4dfc-a163-4a0a05b192e5_Chilis-Nutrition-Menu-Generic.pdf

      Cheesecake is insanely caloric to a degree no one seems to understand or expect.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So cheesecake is gods bulk cheat code?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          eggs and dairy have always been.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a watermelon is basically just water with sugar, though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and some fiber, and a very decent easily absorbed chunk of vitamin C and other antiox

      it can have a good place in most diets

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is cheesecake good? The idea of eating a big ass pizza looking cheese with fruit doesn't seems appetizing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try it or don’t.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not actual cheese, its heavy cream filled with sugar and butter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s cream cheese gay

        Is cheesecake good? The idea of eating a big ass pizza looking cheese with fruit doesn't seems appetizing

        Yes it is very good and worth a try homemade is best

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not cheese it's a thick cream loaf that tastes like the young monica bellucci of cakes if your average grocery store birthday cakes were middle aged amy schumer.

      Basically it's the Really Good vs Not even worth your time of cakes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's cream cheese with sugar, not much to it but it's very good.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    calories, calories, calories
    why do people completely disregard nutritional value of fruit and vegetables and how much of it actually is absorbed?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      CICO mentality and its effects have been a disaster for nutrition discussion.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't and a good chunk of this board at any given time is a shit storm of cultists for various diets furiously debating which "eat only X" meme is superior based on it's nutritional value. CICO is just very useful for weight loss and no amount of super special dieting technique will overcome it. You can make arguments about body composition but no one is eating a cheesecake only diet and then bragging about their sickly, mostly lean mass weight loss just because they did technically follow CICO. Any diet within reason following CICO will lose weight and maintain proper body composition while doing so, all the rest is just a cherry on top at best and a meme at worst.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the caloric values take that into consideration

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how about this cheesecake

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My new bulking recipe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you like them apples

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could just drink 2.3 litres of milk

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh but I have. I had the runs for an entire day so I would not recommend it, I just had mad cravings. I would also recommend not listening to internet fitness/health experts in most cases.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whys his neck so tiny.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    watermelon doesnt have that much calories ,stupid video

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1k in a slice of cheesecake

    what the fuck, where is all this energy coming from

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheesecake is just a dense blob of heavy cream, eggs, cream cheese, butter, and sugar.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what the fuck, where is all this energy coming from
      Fat.

      It's almost like basic logic dictates that fat is the most calorically dense macronutrient.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, but even an entire stick of butter has fewer calories than that single slice

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    first image.... HE MAD..... but in.... SENCOD photo?????? ...... he HAPPY :DDDDD

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just put some protein powder in your cheesecake and you don't need anything else to eat. Simple as

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cheesecake is nutrionally more worth since it has fats too. It will also have more protein since it's cheesecake.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eating half a watermelon rn. Gonna finish it off later.

    I can't wait to see the cum guzzling obese retards in your replies coping with their keto bullshit

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    an entire watermelon isnt 1000kcal retard.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes the guy with cheesecake shorter
    fucking lookism morons

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but what about watermelon cheesecake? checkmate atheists.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Small slice of cheesecake” is like 350kcal. That’s like a 12 oz slice and also probably even more filling than a whole watermelon.

    • 2 months ago
      CarbEnjoyer

      Someone's never eaten a whole watermelon.

      Eating half a watermelon rn. Gonna finish it off later.

      I can't wait to see the cum guzzling obese retards in your replies coping with their keto bullshit

      Goddamn thank you and OP for the reminder. I'm going grocery shopping later today, and I WILL pick up a watermelon. Love those fuckin things.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cheese with fruit doesn't seems appetizing
    Yeah that's cause you're not white. Kaasplank is a white people dish.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no pate
      >no prosciutto
      >no salami
      Hard pass

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called a kaasplank a cheeseplate, your idiotic ass would go to a fishmonger and then complain about him not selling steak.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know about your country, but here we can actually afford meat.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow so nice that even toilet cleaners such as yourself in your country can afford meat.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, we have indoor plumbing as well.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fuck, I've made a fool off. Better act like a dumb choleric asshole
            I accept your defeat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dish
      >Sliced cheese and berries on a plate
      You arent even white youre the mutt descendent of a slave and a poor viking.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would kill this gnomish cunt with my bare hands

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck that, I've seen watermelons for $8, that's even worse than GOMAD.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Texas we have watermelons the size of torsos, not heads. $7 each. Well, I think it's $8 now with inflation

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, that girl is 597 years old? She doesn't look a day over 20.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No you dumb fuck she's 597 days old you fucking sicko

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            too old

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        love HEB

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was rated number 1 grocer in the US by customers, it surpassed trader joes. For me though, I go to both 🙂

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tf, is that cheesecake made of olive oil? An entire fucking pizza has 1000 calories and even a Sachertorte doesn't have nearly as many calories. I call bullshit. Probably 300 calories or so per slice at worst

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cheese cakes are just a brick of cream cheese +sugar. wtf did you expect?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a large pizza has 2000+, 3000+ calories what are you fucking talking about. im convinced none of you even look at nutritional information if a slice of cheesecake being 1000 calories is a surprise to you

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does that include the rind what the fuck

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat both
    1k calories is not enough, but melons and fruit is exclusively how I get my water intake.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no cheesecake making gf
    >tfw no gf
    bro people don't understand how hard dirty bulking actually is

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My wife makes me a different flavored cheesecake every year for my birthday. This year was banana cream.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to smash his fucking head to the wall

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of cheesecake has 1k per slice lmfao. Anyways between those 2 I would still prefer the cheesecake. Watermelon is literally just sugary water.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lying gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Believing anything that the US/UK govs vouch for

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Injected watermelons can have chemicals like nitrate, artificial dye (lead chromate, methanol yellow, Sudan red), carbide, oxytocin, which make it extremely unhealthy for gut health.
        What in the ACTUAL FUCK. Even fresh produce is goyslop now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't know that? Seedless watermelons are all injected to make them that way. You have to grow them yourself to get real watermelons. Yes produce is goyslop. They spray bananas with an agent to accelerate ripening. If you don't separate the dole boxes so the air can breeze through them they heat up and rot.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You didn't know that?
            It's not like there's a sign or a label that lists these kinds of additives. Processed food has to list every coloring agent and additive on their label, yet apparently you can inject fucking oxytocin into fruit and not have to disclose that in any way. Absolutely fucked.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              But how did you think growing seedless fruit worked? Look up how avocados and apples are both freaks that have to be cloned. If you plant an apple from a seed the odds of it being a bullshit disgusting crabapple are like 100,000:1. They have to grow both avocados and apples off of spliced clones. Both of them are disgusting normally. The hass avocado or the granny smith is a patented variety.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This isn't even about seedless fruit, the article is talking about injecting artificial dyes for coloration and hormones to make it grow bigger. It's fucked.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry bro it's WHO approved, they know what they are doing haha.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you realize that watermelons can weigh anywhere between 4 and 12kg? Wtf is a "whole" watermelon

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sez u

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I absolutely do

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I go to my grandma during the summer she always has a shit ton of watermelon in her fridge and makes me eat it

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean if ur the one to make it, you can basically decide how much calorie dense it will be
    Low fat biscuits, easy on the sugar, some shit like philadelphia as cheese maybe mixed with greek yogurt
    It ain’t traditional cheesecake but what do you care, USA cuisine is a joke as it is

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CALORIES.... LE BAD
    why are ab obsessed weakling dyels all like this?

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that cake would be more filling. watermelon is just like drinking.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calories is fake.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheesecake has butter, egg and milk in it
    watermelon is just sugar + water

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else bulk on 3 watermelons a day?

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interestingly that one slice of cheesecake will have more nutrition than an entire watermelon. It's a pointless comparison made by someone with an infantile reductionist understanding of food. For 1000 calories you could have a large omelette with chopped ham and cheese along with a couple of fish fillets.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    watermelon gives me diarrhea

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread about eating an entire watermelon
    >163 posts and not a single one about shitting like crazy the next day

    I must be the only person here who has actually eaten an entire watermelon. You WILL have an emergency shit the next day if you eat a whole watermelon (a medium to large watermelon, at least 15 lbs). This shit flushes your colon better than beans. And you'll piss more, too.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad you have to be rich to eat right in the US. I need to move out of this shithole country.

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