he's so greasy. Imagine trying to catch him on a campus or something. He's too slimy to be held, like a fish, tasers dont do anything to him and nothing short of multiple hits with a rifle would stop this man. Absolute menace. He cant keep getting away with it.
Assuming this isn't edited, he has an HGH gut and curlbro arms. There is absolutely no delts, traps, and his pecs resemble a 400lb lard who finally put the fricking fork down
You have to be a 38year old whose dreams of being a comedian were dashed by shitposting too hard irl and getting your show canceled, but then somehow you bought bitcoin totally not to buy drugs and then it went to 20k and you were rich
look as close to a rapist as possible, hide in bushes in the park before working out to get in the right mindset and stare with intensity at any female close to you while lifting. If possible do it uncomfortably close to them as well. hip trusts are excellent for this. If there is no female just pick the smallest guy at the gym and imagine raping him.
first stream I saw of Sam was him complaining about how he doesn't have enough money and him being freaked out by being replaced by AI art, so now I only watch Nick
Wtf is that really him? I’ve never seen any of his videos I just know the memes but that’s legitimately one of the most coordinated punches I’ve ever seen from an influencer or celebrity
He just put all his weight into it and charged. Other guy had his guard down and was slow to get it up, Sams colossal whale weight broke right through the weak guard.
Anyone with agility would have been able to dodge and counter.
That was when he fought some tik toker at the YT boxing event last year. He did it to gain Hasanabi's attention, Despite the match being pretty slow-paced, Sam got some good shots off and won TKO in R3. He can punch well but he just needs more stamina.
He's been boxing casually for years, the violin guy only trained for a few months.
That was when he fought some tik toker at the YT boxing event last year. He did it to gain Hasanabi's attention, Despite the match being pretty slow-paced, Sam got some good shots off and won TKO in R3. He can punch well but he just needs more stamina.
When you scare women with your appearance
Be as grotesque as you possibly can, essentially ogremaxx. Scare both men and women with your presence, don't filter your thoughts etc.
of course sam hyde would choose the patterned fairtex gloves
he's so greasy. Imagine trying to catch him on a campus or something. He's too slimy to be held, like a fish, tasers dont do anything to him and nothing short of multiple hits with a rifle would stop this man. Absolute menace. He cant keep getting away with it.
unfortunately you need specific genetics to hydemax, your legs and arms cant be that long, they have to be manlet like in proportion
>6 foot 3
>but the arms of someone who is 5 foot 3
Jarvis, bring up the perspective drawings for showing how much of a manlet Sam (+ his crew) are
Not at all. In order to hydemax you need to start out as a dyel lanklet, then start drinking gallons of milk a day.
He tells you
creditmaxx
Diet of protein & carbs
Strength training no cardio (also no legs)
Pick up smoking, stop grooming yourself
One shower a week max
frick a troony
You wanna get antagonistic?
yes
Assuming this isn't edited, he has an HGH gut and curlbro arms. There is absolutely no delts, traps, and his pecs resemble a 400lb lard who finally put the fricking fork down
>assuming this isn't edited
He looks cell shaded you moron
Thanks, I couldn't tell.
Frick you sam, stop making threads about yourself on IST and go get charls on world peace 2
dont worry i will im just working on making the red pills even more potent
You’re not Sam you fricking Black person chud
> red pills
> taking canonical Black person-offered meds
Lift and never shower
You have to be a 38year old whose dreams of being a comedian were dashed by shitposting too hard irl and getting your show canceled, but then somehow you bought bitcoin totally not to buy drugs and then it went to 20k and you were rich
Dbol is the secret.
look as close to a rapist as possible, hide in bushes in the park before working out to get in the right mindset and stare with intensity at any female close to you while lifting. If possible do it uncomfortably close to them as well. hip trusts are excellent for this. If there is no female just pick the smallest guy at the gym and imagine raping him.
edgy nobody that has been desperately trying to go viral for a decade that gassed out in the first round trying to fight a violinist.
Imo i feel he started shilling way too much.
The Nick streams are kino tho ngl
first stream I saw of Sam was him complaining about how he doesn't have enough money and him being freaked out by being replaced by AI art, so now I only watch Nick
I was surprised I didn't know he was such a fricking unit.
Wtf is that really him? I’ve never seen any of his videos I just know the memes but that’s legitimately one of the most coordinated punches I’ve ever seen from an influencer or celebrity
>impressed by a straight right
Lmao
>Tell me you've never boxed without telling me you've never boxed
He just put all his weight into it and charged. Other guy had his guard down and was slow to get it up, Sams colossal whale weight broke right through the weak guard.
Anyone with agility would have been able to dodge and counter.
That was when he fought some tik toker at the YT boxing event last year. He did it to gain Hasanabi's attention, Despite the match being pretty slow-paced, Sam got some good shots off and won TKO in R3. He can punch well but he just needs more stamina.
>tfw sam was cucked by idubbz even after buying tickets
t. hasan
He's been boxing casually for years, the violin guy only trained for a few months.
The Hasan fight will never happen.
You need to dunning-kruger yourself into thinking you're 200IQ and the reason you're failing is society and not your own actions.
Ayo, is that Jujimufu?
keto I think, talking about that phyzeek specificaly
u need 1950s men level of testosterone for starters
Take way too much testosterone and aromatize it all to estrogen.
isnt this the guy that killed all those people in that mall in france?