Bathorymaxing is becoming as Black Metal as possible:
>Long hair
>Pale white skin
>Lean toned body
>Nocturnal
>Occultism
>Alcoholism
>National Socialist attributes are optional but must hate Abrahamic religion
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>Norgay
Metal is ghey but Call From The Grave is a catchy tune.
call me maybe is a better tune
>bathory
>trve black metal
have a nice day fricking tourist poser.
I used Bathory because "Blackmetalmaxing" is too long and they are root of genre. I am deeply involved with underground scene.
>I listen to black metal on youtube
poser
Nice try homosexual, now you post what your listening to NOT on youtube.
post hair then I'll reply
God i hate TRVE Black folk.Yes i will listen to black metal on youtube. Because it has actual music in it not just belching recorded on a 2 dollar microphone.
>Sterile computer production
Not Black Metal.
have a nice day homosexual.
Not an argument.
First two demos yes.
Yes.
So Thorns isn't black metal?
so mgla and kriegsmachine arent black metal? ookkk stupid as Black person
Based anon keeping the scene pure.
Rest of you homosexuals should frick off.
unless you live in the rural Norwegian mountains eat shit
>only Norway is trve
Shows how little you know of scene or history. Sneed.
>Ghost BC isn’t black metal
Lmao okay moron
poopy bait
kino
Venoms Black Metal was my first vinyl (and its more like Thrash Metal, but I think thats Bathory too)
>Long hair
shoulder length now, I aim for butt-length if the norwood reaper spares me
>Pale white skin
brown as frick from cycling shirtless everyday for hours
>Lean toned body
Define that. Im at 16%bf and feel awesome when I flex in Front of a mirror, with musclestrings and abs moving very nice
>Nocturnal
Early bird catches the worm. I get up, when it's still night, but sleep at midnight. Full moon awakes me often
>Occultism
I scribble pentagrams when I'm bored and recently got into tarot.
>Alcoholism
Alcohol is shit poison. LSD already gave me gigeresk visuals, but it also makes me praise the sunlight
>National Socialist attributes are optional but must hate Abrahamic religion
Commie scum but I hate abrahamic religions with a passion. Still wouldnt burn a church.
>Bathorymaxing
Nice aesthetics but Black Metal is boring and being grim all the time sucks mega ass. I would recommend grindmaxxing.
>National Socialist
>Commie scum
Who's going to tell him?
Go on, tell me.
>grindmaxxing
im doing some powerviolencemaxxing
No, I do the completely avant garde thing of listening to black metal but looking like a normal person
Hoest shaved his head like a moron. This is him now.
Don't really care tbh, he's a gay from a homosexual band, got thread pic from google, didn't know it was him.
How was your first day of high school kiddo?
Black metal is literally
>I AM EDGY
the genre
say that to me irl not online see what happens
BASED black metal poster filtering all the gays in here.
Trash and not even Black Metal.
If at any point in my life i will require an advice from the homosexual you would be first in my list.
Black metal is so fricking gay and bad
Darkthrone tapes from my boxed set: Shadows of Iconoclasm
>Not paying 100 a piece on originals
Cringe
I will post some good music just to spite goatfrickers.
Saw those guys live a month ago, good shit mate
black metal fans are all mentally ill
proof: this thread
Unfortunately I cannot as I'm a Black person
Memphis rap is Black Metal for Black folk.
I don't want to listen to crap
Don't worry if your black you can still make Bestial. Ross Bay Eternal.
look up caller of the storms from Blasphemy (canadian Black/Death metal).That motherfricker is dark as frick and as legit a guitarist as it comes.
Black metal is shit
I'll even listen to slam over black metal
>Llarping as musical genre as an adult
Lmao CRINGE
Can someone tell why do everybody praises blut aus nord? I tried to listen to this one for 20 minutes and its just some noise. There is no music.
bumping thread with god tier Black Metal/Grind
This is now a Gwar thread.
>Get banned from your home city
>Perform there as RAWG anyway
I fricking love gwar.
i just came here to say Primus is gay
Metal is fricking gay you’re a joke. You know those hipster gays with beards suspenders and Pearl snap shirts who listen to banjo/mandolin indie folk? Yeah you’re the metal equivalent of them no one likes you or takes you seriously. Hell you’re probably worse than them, no one likes metal or metal heads pray to god for a time machine so you can go back to when rock was actually cool
Banjo is metal btw.
Jokes on you, because of that homosexual ass show Stranger Things, females think metalheads are hot again
I am growing my hair pretty long. Im looking to go for that ripped metalhead mode. The one that confuses females wether or not to find me or hot or scary.
>Bathory
>black metal
you wot m8
NSBM is great, but cool it with the anti-Christianity. Makes you looks like moronic high school D&D nerds who get bullied too much
>but cool it with the anti-Christianity
I agree with that. Watched the last behemoth video and they frick Jesus' cut off head in the mouth and thats too much.
What did Christ even ever do to receive this kind of hate?
He was a total bro
Save the hate for the fricks who killed him
Everything except:
> nat soc
> stereotypical skinny physiques associated with black metal (im kinda a lean chonker)
Also do I get extra points for playing guitar? Pic rel shredding to a fine day to die
cof aint bad
Black Metal is for people who never grew out of their incel teenager self and still want to rebel against mommy and daddy by being edgy but everyone just laughs at them. Sad.
But how do you pull chicks with it?
Women arent common in the scene
Been trying to buy this tshirt but it's not available anywhere - only place I can see it on is AliExpress and it's sold out