Pic rel comes up to you, what do you do?

Pic rel comes up to you, what do you do?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 and walk away

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      360 is a full turn retard, you'd be going straight forward.

      EDIT: wow thanks for the gold!

      EDIT 2: not sure why I'm getting downvoted now? Could someone explain please?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        /r/woosh

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        r/confidentlyincorrect ://

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        thread locked, yall cant behave

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Great to meet ya. What can I do fer ya?
    >Time is money, friend!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Keep yer feet on the ground!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My, you're a tall one!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck real life dwarves! :O

      Imagine the smelle

      Hivemind

      take their blood pressure

      the hair on his shoulders is thicker than the hair on my beard

      Checked!

      https://i.imgur.com/Cgk4CND.jpg

      God I wanna take roids so bad. This guy literally started frauding at 18 or younger and looks like an absolute beast

      Oh my God.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smelle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    take a picture for /fph/

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hip thrusts

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the hair on his shoulders is thicker than the hair on my beard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      tren is one helluva drug

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy fuck I didn't notice the shoulder hair til I read this KEK

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bend over and after she's done with me watch the guy get it

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s ogre

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rape both

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd probably already have left before he ever came up to me because being within 90 feet of these fat fucks would smell horrendous

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be mogged into oblivion by literal cave people and then go about my day

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    stare off into the abyss

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so hairy

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quick travel out of Ironforge

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOG them

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I wanna take roids so bad. This guy literally started frauding at 18 or younger and looks like an absolute beast

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mirin Bacterian mode

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        DB > DBZ

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love both. I like the more comedic tone of Dragon Ball a lot.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You want to look like a 50 year old sasquatch at 24?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tbh bro I’m 18 and everyone at my work says I look like I’m in my 30’s so why the fuck not kek

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah the guy looks killer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      His facial expression makes me lose it everytime I zoom in. Has to be the only funny thing posted here in the past couple years

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        me too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >24
      Dead at 50~

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grunting intensifies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's German
      Dude should have been swinging a battle axe into a Roman's face. Damn shame

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He isnt. He couldnt spell "Das Powerhaus" correctly. He doesnt even look remotely german. Maybe some 3% making him gas himself out faster on his 6 Million Reps until Genocide.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          his last name is hause retard. plus most germans are actually dark haired swarthoids like him. literally 90% of german tourists i've met look like this. when i ask germans online why is this, they say i'm a dumb american for thinking all germans are blonde and blue eyed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ. What's this dudes name?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Andrew Hause
        Ig: daspowerhause

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not a single height stat anywhere
          >marrying that whore
          When will they learn…

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Completely destroy appearance and health for a 20% increase on memelifts absolutely no one cares about. Good job.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This post implies that he started taking roids at 19 to increase his total by 400 as if he wasn’t absolutely swimming in gear before he was 19, just look at the fucking cannons on this bro

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      pov:
      youre a walking talking meat about to get eaten

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s his name?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ogremaxxing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >age 24
      Ngl though he was at least 45 frfr

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lightly walk away knowing they can only chase me for 30 seconds

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish a poser like this fucker would try me so I could rape his whore in front kf his eyes before I torture both of them to death.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this

      How do I become this fucking cool

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ravishing Rick Rude

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        uhh well probably need to be italian first but:
        >track suit
        >chain
        >matching gold watch
        >firm hold pomade
        >moustache
        >20 years of tanning
        >desert eagle

        in that order

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lalo Salamanca from a popular TV show

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Before you could draw your gay handcannon, the superhuman ogremaxxer would have sprinted the distance between the two of you and would be gouging your eyes out, before splitting your skull with his bare hands like the Mountain in GoT. Think how fast the fuckhuge roider aliens in DBZ move. It would be over for you before you could blink. He would sense your incel rage and dispatch you before you began to act. Even if you tried to shoot him, the rounds would bounce off his leathery hide like BB pellets striking a wooly mammoth.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn’t need to use a gun you gay. Im 196cm 120kg, born and raised 3rd world favela monkey with 14 years of prison time for violent crimes taking up almost half of my life. I really truly wish some gay like him would, look at his Bitch eyes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post body

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            now u

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              you really think I wouldn’t recognise blaha? lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Take your mog like a man kiddo

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Favelado de merda fdp kkkkk

                Rua Joaquim de Queiroz, Rio.
                Ask anyone to call for Josepito alto and i will come and fuck you and anyone you bring with you up, any day of the week, any hour of the day.

                >file name
                >image quality
                >background
                Ngl gains not bad for a malnourished brazillian

                P E L O T A S
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                Valeu gatinha

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Espero que alguem va e de um tiro na sua cabeça pra livrar a cidade de cuzao q nem tu

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              P E L O T A S
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            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >file name
              >image quality
              >background
              Ngl gains not bad for a malnourished brazillian

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Your significant other and group of friends want to visit Brasil
              >you always manage to dissuade them from this horrendous idea
              >one day you are too tired after a hard shift and while at your usual hangout they manage to convince
              >they book everything then and there so you cant back down
              >couple of months pass and you’re on a flight to Brasil nervous as fuck
              >you convince yourself to make the best if it
              >first couple of days pass and everything seems great
              >you tell yourself that you just fell for the memes
              >even your country is said to be burgerland and 3rd world and full of moron violence but in reality it isn’t so bad
              >on the 4th day of your vacation you go out clubbing
              >your SO keeps grinding on you making you horny as fuck
              >you try to get the group to go back but non of them want to
              >your guide is coming to take you back in hours
              >it’s just 15 minutes away what could happen
              >you follow google maps to get there as quick as can be
              >all of a sudden pic related dressed exactly like in the pic walks out from the shadows blocking your path
              >you try to stare into his eyes to seem unafraid
              >one of his eyes is gone
              >the other is blood red
              >he smiles at you with barely any teeth and says
              > se sente em forma, cara?
              How do you respond? Only one sentence can save you, newfags need not even try.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kys

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong, mugged, raped, murdered.
                NEXT

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >
                >Paz do senhor, irmao.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                DIOS MIO! LA CREATURA DE LA BLAHA

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Blaha?? You mean Blaha Lujza tér? Dios mio indeed.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                no Jason blaha
                that photo is Jason blaha retard

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it was a dumb joke in case any hungarians itt

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine seething this much at favela chad bro, he is somewhat disfigured yes, but he is cut up as fuck and probably mogs op irl and would mog you to hell and back if you posted body.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No hablo loco

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ehm, eu sou apenas um cara de sorte

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only oldfag in the thread, congratulations you survived the favela.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Voce e Black

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No hablo loco

                DIOS MIO! LA CREATURA DE LA BLAHA

                Dead newfags

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >14 years of prison time for violent crimes
          What did you do

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Raped a chud.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          low iq people will never realize how pathetic they look posting tough guy fantasies on IST like it means anything.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao bro read up down lower, he legit posted his body, name and address if you want to go check him

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >went to jail for 14 years at 14 years old

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn’t need to use a gun you gay. Im 196cm 120kg, born and raised 3rd world favela monkey with 14 years of prison time for violent crimes taking up almost half of my life. I really truly wish some gay like him would, look at his Bitch eyes.

      Favelado de merda fdp kkkkk

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf he looks like he could be my dads long lost brother lol

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This makes me wonder if powerlifting should be classified as a mental illness

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It already is

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think this man is concerned about looking ripped Lmfao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          God her tats are ugly. Why did she just completely negrify her whole neck and upper chest area

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            usually
            Blackout is covering something else shitter underneath but honestly I kind of dig it

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why did she just completely negrify her whole neck and upper chest area
            I've never seen a good blackout, it seems like a cop-out. I think Chris Heria did something similar but with actual design instead of just a massive patch of ink, which looks a million times better while having a similar aesthetic.
            I'd never get a tattoo, though.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's cope

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      your homosexual seething about hauss is certainly a mental illness.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her traps are almost as big as mine and her arms are getting there why the fuck do women want to take roids it looks ridiculous

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's her Instagram, bros? I wanna jerk it to her

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be strong liberated woman
    >be on steroids, literally higher testosterone levels than the average man
    >be powerlifter and addicted too it
    ...
    >still unable to hold phone without meme grip accessory and putting the pinky finger below it like a moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >putting the pinky finger below it like a moron

      who cares about shit like this? wtf lmfaooooo

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Refreeze him and put him back in the ground and finish my pool on top of him

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    even the gruggest cavechad can’t stop his gf posting bimbopics apparently

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    SHEEIT. Source?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's her Instagram, bros? I wanna jerk it to her

      You guys are seriously chipping on the boe hard if you find her even slightly attractive

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That’s actually not bad looking. I dislike tattoos but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed if you know what I mean

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask if anyone is using that monolift

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably ask them to help make sure my fat ass is deadlifting and squatting correctly, maybe ask some diet tips.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait for them to speak. if they don't just say
    >uhhh can i help you with something?

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him if he’s that guy I saw on YouTube that bangs his forehead against the bar before squatting, causing him to bleed all over his face during his sets

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that’s him. Dudes a tard

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cover my nose

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Would....

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      soooooohohohh woood

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello!
    >May i interest you in some therapy?
    >Tattoo removal services?
    >A haircut?
    >A shower??
    >Yes yes come along. The showers are right this way. Don't mind the smell. No it's perfectly harmless. No it's not Zyklon B... What do you mean you recognize the smell from your last delousing?? Well the door is locked and you're on the other side, so there you have it. Take your shower and stop complaining.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >rugged alpha male bearded caveman who lifts for strength and tattoos
    >can't even stop his ONE (1) bitch from being an online prostitute
    What a joke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      even the gruggest cavechad can’t stop his gf posting bimbopics apparently

      blackpill

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good lord, the smell of corn chips and sweaty swamp-ass must permeate the very walls of their bedroom when they fuck, and by fuck, I mean

    >5 thrusts, 3 min rest
    >3 thrusts, 5 min rest
    >1 thrust, cum

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    take their blood pressure

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total subhuman couple. Tattoos and roids are for worthless cattle.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post body moron gay

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give sasquatch a high five and fuck the tubby little shortstack next to him.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hause is a fucking beast. Love how he cut his head open psyching himself up at his latest meet. Dude has potential to own the highest raw total of all time in a few years.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably fuck the mentally ill girl

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine what the sex is like with this deranged whore

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably pretty awesome, that's always the trap with those crazy hoores

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cover my nose against the reek

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really understand why anyone would do this, isn't 2400 a mid total for an elite powerlifter? There can't be that much money in it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      2400 is absolutely world class even equipped

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Medallion is glowing
    >Damn, you're ugly
    >How do you like that silver?

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what’s the best way to hunt a mammoth bro?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      corner into cliff using fire and forcing the mammoths jump off the cliff
      scrap the bodies

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their only fans is amazing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >their
      LOL wtf post pics of the dudes big hairy gorilla ass

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Give me a few, trying to make a wemb. Their content is not that bad really.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce pls

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I’m assembling a team….

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine those lips on your mushroom tip

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like his head could burst any second

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some women like chest hair, some like hairy arms and legs, but I have yet to talk to one who wasn't absolutely REPULSED by shoulder & back hair. I think only gay bear dudes like that shit.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rock and stone!

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they making porn?

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I’ll be the one to say it.
    They’re fucking BASED.
    Ooga booga

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always hold in my breath when i pass people who look like this

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    im not interested in a threeway thanks but no thanks

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought this girl was pregnant from the other picture turns out she just has the fattest pussy known to man

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him to throw me to see how far I go

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >nipple tats
    thats worse than any piercing or any other tat

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck them in their dick.

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    laugh

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Puke

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm flattered but I don't want to participate in your open relationship/fetish situation, thank you anyways
    just be polite guys

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daspowerhause on insta

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A dwarf and his hobbit

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the sweaty, smelly, disgusting sex between them. Good god the smell. it must permeate for miles

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is unironically my goal body. Yall can go on about his girl but let's be real ywn have an insane dwarf necromancer rip your dick off with her asshole.

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Phone the government in and tell them I have found the two last living Neanderthals.

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd dick the girl dorf

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what makes powershitters like this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Needing an identity to attach themselves to out of insecurity

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They almost all got bullied at a young age

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Join the shrek trek

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freak show is down the street

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oompa Loompas come in crazy flavors nowadays!

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.openpowerlifting.org/rankings/by-total
    4th highest total in the whole world

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the neanderthal genes.

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