He isnt. He couldnt spell "Das Powerhaus" correctly. He doesnt even look remotely german. Maybe some 3% making him gas himself out faster on his 6 Million Reps until Genocide.
his last name is hause moron. plus most germans are actually dark haired swarthoids like him. literally 90% of german tourists i've met look like this. when i ask germans online why is this, they say i'm a dumb american for thinking all germans are blonde and blue eyed.
This post implies that he started taking roids at 19 to increase his total by 400 as if he wasn’t absolutely swimming in gear before he was 19, just look at the fricking cannons on this homie
uhh well probably need to be italian first but: >track suit >chain >matching gold watch >firm hold pomade >moustache >20 years of tanning >desert eagle
Before you could draw your homosexual handcannon, the superhuman ogremaxxer would have sprinted the distance between the two of you and would be gouging your eyes out, before splitting your skull with his bare hands like the Mountain in GoT. Think how fast the frickhuge roider aliens in DBZ move. It would be over for you before you could blink. He would sense your incel rage and dispatch you before you began to act. Even if you tried to shoot him, the rounds would bounce off his leathery hide like BB pellets striking a wooly mammoth.
I wouldn’t need to use a gun you homosexual. Im 196cm 120kg, born and raised 3rd world favela monkey with 14 years of prison time for violent crimes taking up almost half of my life. I really truly wish some homosexual like him would, look at his b***h eyes.
Rua Joaquim de Queiroz, Rio.
Ask anyone to call for Josepito alto and i will come and frick you and anyone you bring with you up, any day of the week, any hour of the day.
>file name >image quality >background
Ngl gains not bad for a malnourished brazillian
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Espero que alguem va e de um tiro na sua cabeça pra livrar a cidade de cuzao q nem tu
>Your significant other and group of friends want to visit Brasil >you always manage to dissuade them from this horrendous idea >one day you are too tired after a hard shift and while at your usual hangout they manage to convince >they book everything then and there so you cant back down >couple of months pass and you’re on a flight to Brasil nervous as frick >you convince yourself to make the best if it >first couple of days pass and everything seems great >you tell yourself that you just fell for the memes >even your country is said to be burgerland and 3rd world and full of Black person violence but in reality it isn’t so bad >on the 4th day of your vacation you go out clubbing >your SO keeps grinding on you making you horny as frick >you try to get the group to go back but non of them want to >your guide is coming to take you back in hours >it’s just 15 minutes away what could happen >you follow google maps to get there as quick as can be >all of a sudden pic related dressed exactly like in the pic walks out from the shadows blocking your path >you try to stare into his eyes to seem unafraid >one of his eyes is gone >the other is blood red >he smiles at you with barely any teeth and says > se sente em forma, cara?
How do you respond? Only one sentence can save you, newbies need not even try.
2 years ago
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Kys
2 years ago
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Wrong, mugged, raped, murdered.
NEXT
2 years ago
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> >Paz do senhor, irmao.
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DIOS MIO! LA CREATURA DE LA BLAHA
2 years ago
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Blaha?? You mean Blaha Lujza tér? Dios mio indeed.
2 years ago
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no Jason blaha
that photo is Jason blaha moron
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it was a dumb joke in case any hungarians itt
2 years ago
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Imagine seething this much at favela chad bro, he is somewhat disfigured yes, but he is cut up as frick and probably mogs op irl and would mog you to hell and back if you posted body.
2 years ago
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No hablo loco
2 years ago
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Ehm, eu sou apenas um cara de sorte
2 years ago
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Only oldgay in the thread, congratulations you survived the favela.
I wouldn’t need to use a gun you homosexual. Im 196cm 120kg, born and raised 3rd world favela monkey with 14 years of prison time for violent crimes taking up almost half of my life. I really truly wish some homosexual like him would, look at his b***h eyes.
>Why did she just completely negrify her whole neck and upper chest area
I've never seen a good blackout, it seems like a cop-out. I think Chris Heria did something similar but with actual design instead of just a massive patch of ink, which looks a million times better while having a similar aesthetic.
I'd never get a tattoo, though.
>be strong liberated woman >be on steroids, literally higher testosterone levels than the average man >be powerlifter and addicted too it
... >still unable to hold phone without meme grip accessory and putting the pinky finger below it like a little b***h
Ask him if he’s that guy I saw on YouTube that bangs his forehead against the bar before squatting, causing him to bleed all over his face during his sets
>Hello! >May i interest you in some therapy? >Tattoo removal services? >A haircut? >A shower?? >Yes yes come along. The showers are right this way. Don't mind the smell. No it's perfectly harmless. No it's not Zyklon B... What do you mean you recognize the smell from your last delousing?? Well the door is locked and you're on the other side, so there you have it. Take your shower and stop complaining.
Hause is a fricking beast. Love how he cut his head open psyching himself up at his latest meet. Dude has potential to own the highest raw total of all time in a few years.
Some women like chest hair, some like hairy arms and legs, but I have yet to talk to one who wasn't absolutely REPULSED by shoulder & back hair. I think only gay bear dudes like that shit.
This is unironically my goal body. Yall can go on about his girl but let's be real ywn have an insane dwarf necromancer rip your dick off with her butthole.
Turn 360 and walk away
360 is a full turn moron, you'd be going straight forward.
EDIT: wow thanks for the gold!
EDIT 2: not sure why I'm getting downvoted now? Could someone explain please?
/r/woosh
r/confidentlyincorrect ://
thread locked, yall cant behave
>Great to meet ya. What can I do fer ya?
>Time is money, friend!
>Keep yer feet on the ground!
My, you're a tall one!
Imagine the smell
Holy frick real life dwarves! :O
Hivemind
Checked!
Oh my God.
Imagine the smelle
take a picture for /fph/
Hip thrusts
the hair on his shoulders is thicker than the hair on my beard
tren is one helluva drug
holy frick I didn't notice the shoulder hair til I read this KEK
bend over and after she's done with me watch the guy get it
It’s ogre
rape both
i'd probably already have left before he ever came up to me because being within 90 feet of these fat fricks would smell horrendous
I'd be mogged into oblivion by literal cave people and then go about my day
stare off into the abyss
Why is he so hairy
Quick travel out of Ironforge
MOG them
God I wanna take roids so bad. This guy literally started frauding at 18 or younger and looks like an absolute beast
Mirin Bacterian mode
DB > DBZ
I love both. I like the more comedic tone of Dragon Ball a lot.
You want to look like a 50 year old sasquatch at 24?
Tbh bro I’m 18 and everyone at my work says I look like I’m in my 30’s so why the frick not kek
yeah the guy looks killer
His facial expression makes me lose it everytime I zoom in. Has to be the only funny thing posted here in the past couple years
me too
>24
Dead at 50~
>grunting intensifies
>He's German
Dude should have been swinging a battle axe into a Roman's face. Damn shame
He isnt. He couldnt spell "Das Powerhaus" correctly. He doesnt even look remotely german. Maybe some 3% making him gas himself out faster on his 6 Million Reps until Genocide.
his last name is hause moron. plus most germans are actually dark haired swarthoids like him. literally 90% of german tourists i've met look like this. when i ask germans online why is this, they say i'm a dumb american for thinking all germans are blonde and blue eyed.
Jesus christ. What's this dudes name?
Andrew Hause
Ig: daspowerhause
Thanks
>not a single height stat anywhere
>marrying that prostitute
When will they learn…
Completely destroy appearance and health for a 20% increase on memelifts absolutely no one cares about. Good job.
This post implies that he started taking roids at 19 to increase his total by 400 as if he wasn’t absolutely swimming in gear before he was 19, just look at the fricking cannons on this homie
pov:
youre a walking talking meat about to get eaten
What’s his name?
>Ogremaxxing
>age 24
Ngl though he was at least 45 frfr
Lightly walk away knowing they can only chase me for 30 seconds
I wish a poser like this fricker would try me so I could rape his prostitute in front kf his eyes before I torture both of them to death.
Who is this
How do I become this fricking cool
Ravishing Rick Rude
uhh well probably need to be italian first but:
>track suit
>chain
>matching gold watch
>firm hold pomade
>moustache
>20 years of tanning
>desert eagle
in that order
Lalo Salamanca from a popular TV show
Before you could draw your homosexual handcannon, the superhuman ogremaxxer would have sprinted the distance between the two of you and would be gouging your eyes out, before splitting your skull with his bare hands like the Mountain in GoT. Think how fast the frickhuge roider aliens in DBZ move. It would be over for you before you could blink. He would sense your incel rage and dispatch you before you began to act. Even if you tried to shoot him, the rounds would bounce off his leathery hide like BB pellets striking a wooly mammoth.
I wouldn’t need to use a gun you homosexual. Im 196cm 120kg, born and raised 3rd world favela monkey with 14 years of prison time for violent crimes taking up almost half of my life. I really truly wish some homosexual like him would, look at his b***h eyes.
Post body
now u
you really think I wouldn’t recognise blaha? lol
Take your mog like a man kiddo
Rua Joaquim de Queiroz, Rio.
Ask anyone to call for Josepito alto and i will come and frick you and anyone you bring with you up, any day of the week, any hour of the day.
Valeu gatinha
Espero que alguem va e de um tiro na sua cabeça pra livrar a cidade de cuzao q nem tu
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>file name
>image quality
>background
Ngl gains not bad for a malnourished brazillian
>Your significant other and group of friends want to visit Brasil
>you always manage to dissuade them from this horrendous idea
>one day you are too tired after a hard shift and while at your usual hangout they manage to convince
>they book everything then and there so you cant back down
>couple of months pass and you’re on a flight to Brasil nervous as frick
>you convince yourself to make the best if it
>first couple of days pass and everything seems great
>you tell yourself that you just fell for the memes
>even your country is said to be burgerland and 3rd world and full of Black person violence but in reality it isn’t so bad
>on the 4th day of your vacation you go out clubbing
>your SO keeps grinding on you making you horny as frick
>you try to get the group to go back but non of them want to
>your guide is coming to take you back in hours
>it’s just 15 minutes away what could happen
>you follow google maps to get there as quick as can be
>all of a sudden pic related dressed exactly like in the pic walks out from the shadows blocking your path
>you try to stare into his eyes to seem unafraid
>one of his eyes is gone
>the other is blood red
>he smiles at you with barely any teeth and says
> se sente em forma, cara?
How do you respond? Only one sentence can save you, newbies need not even try.
Kys
Wrong, mugged, raped, murdered.
NEXT
>
>Paz do senhor, irmao.
DIOS MIO! LA CREATURA DE LA BLAHA
Blaha?? You mean Blaha Lujza tér? Dios mio indeed.
no Jason blaha
that photo is Jason blaha moron
it was a dumb joke in case any hungarians itt
Imagine seething this much at favela chad bro, he is somewhat disfigured yes, but he is cut up as frick and probably mogs op irl and would mog you to hell and back if you posted body.
No hablo loco
Ehm, eu sou apenas um cara de sorte
Only oldgay in the thread, congratulations you survived the favela.
Voce e Black
Dead newbies
>14 years of prison time for violent crimes
What did you do
Raped a troony.
low iq people will never realize how pathetic they look posting tough guy fantasies on IST like it means anything.
Lmao bro read up down lower, he legit posted his body, name and address if you want to go check him
>went to jail for 14 years at 14 years old
Favelado de merda fdp kkkkk
wtf he looks like he could be my dads long lost brother lol
This makes me wonder if powerlifting should be classified as a mental illness
It already is
I don’t think this man is concerned about looking ripped Lmfao
God her tats are ugly. Why did she just completely negrify her whole neck and upper chest area
usually
Blackout is covering something else shitter underneath but honestly I kind of dig it
>Why did she just completely negrify her whole neck and upper chest area
I've never seen a good blackout, it seems like a cop-out. I think Chris Heria did something similar but with actual design instead of just a massive patch of ink, which looks a million times better while having a similar aesthetic.
I'd never get a tattoo, though.
That's cope
your homosexual seething about hauss is certainly a mental illness.
Her traps are almost as big as mine and her arms are getting there why the frick do women want to take roids it looks ridiculous
What's her Instagram, bros? I wanna jerk it to her
>be strong liberated woman
>be on steroids, literally higher testosterone levels than the average man
>be powerlifter and addicted too it
...
>still unable to hold phone without meme grip accessory and putting the pinky finger below it like a little b***h
>putting the pinky finger below it like a little b***h
who cares about shit like this? wtf lmfaooooo
Refreeze him and put him back in the ground and finish my pool on top of him
even the gruggest cavechad can’t stop his gf posting bimbopics apparently
SHEEIT. Source?
You guys are seriously chipping on the boe hard if you find her even slightly attractive
That’s actually not bad looking. I dislike tattoos but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed if you know what I mean
ask if anyone is using that monolift
Probably ask them to help make sure my fat ass is deadlifting and squatting correctly, maybe ask some diet tips.
wait for them to speak. if they don't just say
>uhhh can i help you with something?
Ask him if he’s that guy I saw on YouTube that bangs his forehead against the bar before squatting, causing him to bleed all over his face during his sets
Yeah that’s him. Dudes a tard
Cover my nose
Would....
soooooohohohh woood
>Hello!
>May i interest you in some therapy?
>Tattoo removal services?
>A haircut?
>A shower??
>Yes yes come along. The showers are right this way. Don't mind the smell. No it's perfectly harmless. No it's not Zyklon B... What do you mean you recognize the smell from your last delousing?? Well the door is locked and you're on the other side, so there you have it. Take your shower and stop complaining.
>rugged alpha male bearded caveman who lifts for strength and tattoos
>can't even stop his ONE (1) b***h from being an online prostitute
What a joke
blackpill
Good lord, the smell of corn chips and sweaty swamp-ass must permeate the very walls of their bedroom when they frick, and by frick, I mean
>5 thrusts, 3 min rest
>3 thrusts, 5 min rest
>1 thrust, cum
take their blood pressure
Total subhuman couple. Tattoos and roids are for worthless cattle.
Post body Black person homosexual
Give sasquatch a high five and frick the tubby little shortstack next to him.
Hause is a fricking beast. Love how he cut his head open psyching himself up at his latest meet. Dude has potential to own the highest raw total of all time in a few years.
I'd probably frick the mentally ill girl
Imagine what the sex is like with this deranged prostitute
Probably pretty awesome, that's always the trap with those crazy hoores
Amazing.
cover my nose against the reek
I don't really understand why anyone would do this, isn't 2400 a mid total for an elite powerlifter? There can't be that much money in it
2400 is absolutely world class even equipped
>Medallion is glowing
>Damn, you're ugly
>How do you like that silver?
>what’s the best way to hunt a mammoth bro?
corner into cliff using fire and forcing the mammoths jump off the cliff
scrap the bodies
Their only fans is amazing.
>their
LOL wtf post pics of the dudes big hairy gorilla ass
Give me a few, trying to make a wemb. Their content is not that bad really.
sauce pls
>I’m assembling a team….
imagine those lips on your mushroom tip
looks like his head could burst any second
Some women like chest hair, some like hairy arms and legs, but I have yet to talk to one who wasn't absolutely REPULSED by shoulder & back hair. I think only gay bear dudes like that shit.
Rock and stone!
Are they making porn?
Alright, I’ll be the one to say it.
They’re fricking BASED.
Ooga booga
i always hold in my breath when i pass people who look like this
im not interested in a threeway thanks but no thanks
i thought this girl was pregnant from the other picture turns out she just has the fattest pussy known to man
Ask him to throw me to see how far I go
>nipple tats
thats worse than any piercing or any other tat
Frick them in their dick.
laugh
Puke
>I'm flattered but I don't want to participate in your open relationship/fetish situation, thank you anyways
just be polite guys
Sauce
Daspowerhause on insta
A dwarf and his hobbit
imagine the sweaty, smelly, disgusting sex between them. Good god the smell. it must permeate for miles
This is unironically my goal body. Yall can go on about his girl but let's be real ywn have an insane dwarf necromancer rip your dick off with her butthole.
Phone the government in and tell them I have found the two last living Neanderthals.
I'd dick the girl dorf
what makes powershitters like this
Needing an identity to attach themselves to out of insecurity
They almost all got bullied at a young age
Imagine the smell
Join the shrek trek
Freak show is down the street
Oompa Loompas come in crazy flavors nowadays!
https://www.openpowerlifting.org/rankings/by-total
4th highest total in the whole world
It's the neanderthal genes.