realistically speaking

how does one gets or stays buff during a zombie apocalypse?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking ameridogs and your stupid moron fantasies. That's why you are single and unloved. You are a manchild thinking of very retarded situations. I shit on your family tree for producing the lowest of the genepool: the incel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bro it is just for fun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bro relax. get some bitches

        [...]
        [...]
        this is why you shouldnt do steroids

        He's not wrong though. Why are you Amerimutts so... well.... non-white in everything you do?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Having tantrums over the trivial makes you look weak and not in control of your emotions, much like a woman.
          Sorry the US lives rent free in your head, by the way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro relax. get some bitches

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bro it is just for fun

        "bro" fuck yourself with your moron-speech.
        >bro
        I bet you say "yo", "holla", "sus" and whatever things morons say on tv.
        >bro, what is the zombies come and i gotta stay buff? how do i do that, bro?
        >sus holla coolaid cracka chicken watermellon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        YO, NIGGU, HOLLA HOLLA, THE ZOMBIE APOCOLIPS (morons can't spell)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      "bro" fuck yourself with your moron-speech.
      >bro
      I bet you say "yo", "holla", "sus" and whatever things morons say on tv.
      >bro, what is the zombies come and i gotta stay buff? how do i do that, bro?
      >sus holla coolaid cracka chicken watermellon.

      YO, NIGGU, HOLLA HOLLA, THE ZOMBIE APOCOLIPS (morons can't spell)

      this is why you shouldnt do steroids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why does nobody like me?
      >why don't I have a girlfriend?
      >why don't I have any friends?
      >why can't I get a job?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fish and game meat.

    Fuck zombified cities, a rural area or even just an island in a lake or coast is ideal

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    99.999% of gays couldn't stay in shape during fucking covid pandemic and became obese despite having absolutely everything availble. You need specific equipement and heavy weights to build muscles and maintain strength. You need the absolute minimum to maintain muscle mass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not the equipment would be a problem, but the available food after a few months.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      then explain how calisthenicsfags are all jacked despite never lifting more than 50lbs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He just fuckin did you dolt. Read his comment

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >never lifting more than 50lbs
        do you not know what calisthenics is? It’s body weight exercises. Do you know anyone that weighs 50lbs or less?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          happy for you

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1. Hoard a lot of resources to eat a lot
    2. Hoard all the lifting equipment to lift heavy
    3. Live in a military Commune to avoid getting mauled while lifting
    4. Kill zombies for cardio on rest days
    5. Have sex with latina women
    If you don't have this you'll never make gains with zombies breathing down your neck 24/7.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/paB1OMd.jpg

      I always wondered how this mother fucker got so big when food is literally being rationed.

      holy shit I didn't see someone else had posted this exact screen cap lmao

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    getting bitten

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice legs

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I had calves that go all the way down to my ankle

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eating all of Morgans peanut butter protein bars

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First priority is staying alive
    Loot gun store
    Find a hardware store, loot it.
    You do have a car right? If not, find one
    I hope you picked up jerry cans, its petrol station time
    Get out of the city

    As an aside, I wonder if I could get government money to put towards cleaning up our waterways

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Push-ups and pull-ups, finding a commune of tough dudes that you can go on raids/scavenges with to harbor as much food as possible so you can bulk while other dyels are starving and drinking puddle water

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man i wish i had better calves

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always wondered how this mother fucker got so big when food is literally being rationed.

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