>human eats greens
>5 calories
>cow eats greens
>weighs over 2000 pounds
Hmmmm.... it's... almost.... as if.... it's almost like.... bro.... it's almost like humans aren't supposed to eat greens because they can't digest them properly..... 😮
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wow amazing analysis you just disproved all of nutrition science enjoy your meat bro! eat up! this just proves there are no benefits can we get this post published
Oh yeah bro I'm gonna spend my valuable time as a primitive human gathering and eating food that tastes like bug spray so that I can get enough energy to!!!!...... lift my finger a few times!!!!!!
You are spending your "valuable time" whining on IST about what other people eat
Nutrition science says we can't digest fiber and cellulose dumb vegan moron
That’s what taking a shit is for
Is that how your mum gave birth to you
Oh you’re a britbong, that explains everything
It doesnt
Oh hey its the fiber is bad anon
>grass is vegitables
>deer can weigh between 300-400 pounds
One extreme is wrong so surely the complete opposite extreme must be right. Don't eat any veggies, im sure you wont regret it
This is me at the end of my life when I realize I ate 80 pounds of vegetables throughout my life instead of 100 🙁
Are you moronic? Cows eat nonstop to get the volume of food they need to maintain their size, and vegans aren’t telling you to become a fricking graminivore.
To get a daily dose of 2000 calories just to maintain a "normal" size human body, you would need to eat 400 SERVINGS of lettuce.
Are you prepared to eat 400 servings of lettuce with your 1 human stomach to maintain a body that weighs less than 150 compared to a cow that eats less servings of grass with its 4 COW STOMACHS that weighs over 2000?
I think you need to eat a salad or something, it might be a nutrient deficiency making you this moronic. Which vegans are telling you you’re supposed to eat only lettuce? Like I said: no one’s telling you to become a graminivore. High-value plant-based foods exist.
>just eat salads bro!
If eating a salad means you’ll be able to understand one whole paragraph by yourself it seems pretty worth it
Its almost like there are more calorie dense things than lettuce
>food energy is the only thing that matters
You're forgetting the main factor which is their digestive system is completely different from ours. Most of their size is to carry their digestive system. You two are moronic, even if you ate lettuce and grass all day like a cow you won't become huge
Thwy also have four stomachs. How many do we have, again?
Cows graze for 12 hours a day on pesticide laden food while being pumped full of growth hormone. Its almost..as if…you’re moronic…
Try eating 400 servings of lettuce in one day. Just try. It would be significantly harder than it is for a cow to do with grass all day. I wonder why that is?
Ancient cows still weighed 2000 pounds before any of that was introduced to their feed dumbshit
All posts about eating a lot can be tired if we juice the veggies and fruits. Maybe add some probiotics that can feed on the juice and produce other nutrients.
Sneed has some greens you can digest. Ask for some chucks and he'll provide.
I eat plenty of greens just fine. You should see a doctor OP
Fatty cope thread. Eat a salad tubby.
You seem to be operating on the misguided idea that vegans base their diet on greens when most longterm vegans base their diet on starch like potato, rice, lentils, and oatmeal. The human body is really good at digesting simple starch.
Bless you Saint McDougall for making me thin and healthy.
Based and Mcdougallpilled!
All of those crops did not exist before civilization. Humans are not evolved to consume them as their main source of nutrients.
And animals were extremely lean in the wild. You would get protein poisoning from basing your diet off animals.
The sensible thing to say is that we ate a mix of plant and animal foods
Cows ferment the grass in their multiple stomachs to extract more calories
Between this thread and others like it on this board, and the “how many days a week” discussion on the bodybuilding forums, are lifters all just mongoloids?
You just have an overinflated sense of importance. It's okay, lots of people on the internet these days have the same condition. You're very smart. Smarter than the rest. The smartest. Everyone that doesn't agree with you is dumb. Don't let them win, I'm rooting for you.
>You're very smart. Smarter than the rest. The smartest. Everyone that doesn't agree with you is dumb. Don't let them win, I'm rooting for you.
I already knew that but thanks!
>Moxyte's moronation was contagious and spread everywhere on IST
Ffs, vegetables aren't bad for you; the agricultural revolution made them actually edible, especially the veggies that are botanically fruits (i.e. avocados, peppers, etc). Just cook them if you're fretting about antinutrients.
Just don't go vegan, the brain damage is from a lack of meat.
Kek whoever made this is severely brain damaged, probably from their redditor diet (keto). I bet they're a schizophrenic too.
>N-NO U, URE THE REDDITUR! AIIIEEEEEEEEE
Fricking COPE. If I'm really the redditor here, surely you have proof of a singular ketoschizo redditor? Maybe a name? Oh wait, you don't. But others on IST have had proof of the inverse. Plenty, I'll add.
>thing exists
>everyone I disagree with is forementioned thing
Your brain on ketosis
>not a redditor
>posts a reddit screencap
Grass contains a frickton of calories, us humans just can't digest it.
Uranium contains even more calories than grass, if you could digest a single gram of uranium, you'd never have to eat again
Gee, it's almost like comparing human anatomy and physiology to that of animals is completely moronic, who would have guessed?
Looking at the vegangays here who say "MUH GUHRILLA STRONK ON VEGGIES ONLY, SO HUMAN IS SAME CUZ THEY SIMILAR!"
Fricking morons.
>bro!!! What if humans just ate a balance of greens and meats like they’ve been doing for thousands of years what what!!!!!!!
im vegan and im really strong
Cows also eat bugs with grass and their metabolic rate is slow.
>humans aren't supposed to eat greens
moronic take
>humans aren't supposed to eat exclusively greens
who would have thought?
eat a balanced diet moron
Yall Black folk ain't heard of scurvy huh?
>cow eats greens 12 hours a day nonstop
>devours at least 8kg of greens a day
Are you really that moronic or just pretending?
>its another fricking vegan thread
just eat what you want to eat and let others do the same you fricking morons.