>wakes you up at 11:00 pm. >wakes you up at 2:00 am. >wakes you up at 3:30 am

>wakes you up at 11:00 pm
>wakes you up at 2:00 am
>wakes you up at 3:30 am
>wakes you up at 5:30 am and won't let you go back to bed
>screams at you if you try to take the time to cook anything so you have to just shove a sausage under the broiler and scarf it in 30 seconds
>diet now consists of 66% sausages
>lifts have gone to absolute shit
I love my baby but are they the ultimate gains goblins?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's your fucking kid bro shut the fuck up

    If you do some stupid shit like beat the shit out of him complaining about financial or muscular loss I will literally find your ass, stab you repeatedly until you die in under 20 seconds from when I'll begin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meds

        Cringe kys fag

        Its funny when virgin's think they're better than you. It's cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      keyed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you do some stupid shit like beat the shit out of him complaining about financial or muscular loss
      if I felt like abusing him, I'd just neglect him by leaving him to "cry it out" and have myself a comfy snoooooze
      Mmmm, a snooze.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOU'D WHAT!!!!!!!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe kys fag

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Be a good father op, only nogs are bad parents

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice black and white view of the world

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This photo clearly shows how sleep deprived the parents are because of that little shit sitting in the back seat.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah bro you don't get it
            that anecdote?
            it means everything
            stop being ignorant

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      meds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good dad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. will probably have spoiled kids

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They hated him because he spoke the truth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I say swear words! It makes me sound so tough and angry!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      congrats, you are more of a fag then OP

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >f you do some stupid shit like beat the shit out of him complaining about financial or muscular loss I will literally find your ass, stab you repeatedly until you die in under 20 seconds from when I'll begin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek based, lmao at the seething non-whites replying

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just have protein shakes instead of sausages
    don't blame the baby

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY SON IS POWERFUL AND FULL OF ENERGY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want my son to manifest his own power, sot vampirically siphon mine.
      Literally biting me and drawing blood, this guy.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It gets easier brother. At some point you can train them to sleep all night

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    let the mommy do the mommy work you dumbass. There is also her mom and your mom

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heavy on the “my baby mama won’t let me see my kid” vibes. The reality is that, I just don’t really bang with son like that anymore. He changed up. We grew apart, as people do.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        niggest post of the hour

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          where is your woman? rhetorical question, you don’t have one LMAO!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What in the fuck are you trying to say? Anyone here speak moron?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >baby mama
        >broken family
        >slang
        confirmed nig

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It takes one to know one

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Language: DA HOOD

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is your woman?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO you fucking vagina! I have a baby too, he's 10 month old this week and I have NEVER once woken up in the middle of the night to take care of him. My wife respects me enough to know that I have to work in the morning and that I don't have a breast full of milk, so she takes care of him in the night and lets me sleep. My wife still cooks full real meals every day and she baby wears while she does it.

    You're a beta and your wife is a shitty and lazy mother, sorry to be the one to tell you.

    >pic related, my family

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ur the most based on the board. I don't know why you still hang out around here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been browsing here since I was 15, it's really hard to leave at this point

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dyel like you can get a wife while I'm still a khv

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to start making more money.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm the one who posted the family pic, I don't make that much money, I'm just a very interested man. I work in search and rescue, I race sailboats, I have won tons of gold medals in submission wrestling, I'm an encyclopedia on a wide range on topics (art and architecture, biology, history, philosophy, geography) I have traveled the world many times over and set records on climbing multiple peaks, I'm a competitive club level chess player, etc.

          Just be passionate in life instead of some retard who just goes to the gym and goes to work and that's it. Women love men who are passionate about things in life and have interests. A good physique alone will get you no where, a good job alone will get you no where.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where's that at?
            T., respectful backpackerbro

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Northern Wales, Snowdonia

              Is your wife happy? Does she even work? Sounds like a miserable existence to be married to you.

              My wife was a pharmacist, she has her PharmD and a masters in regulation. She gave it all up to work full time as a mother.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Um? based.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why do you gays need to jump 20 hoops to say one thing is better than the other? what's wrong with dedicating your life to science, or otherwise is it such a terrible choice to be a mother unless all your kids grow up to be scientists?

                its like you mongrels can't process things seperately, everything has to be better or worse in your tiny fucking brains

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I took up longsword sparring a couple years ago, now mixing in rapier

            Am I interesting yet?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol imaging posting this Unironically and looking like you can’t even bench your body weight.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I look half his size and can bench body weight (80 kg/176 lb)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God fucking damnit I’m jelly of your family

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is your wife happy? Does she even work? Sounds like a miserable existence to be married to you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Projection the post

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao did your mom work? seriously?
        sucks to be you no wonder your such a gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao your moms weren't educated at all? No wonder you guys are so stupid. Shitty genetics. You can't even spell correctly.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ahahaha my mom graduated from college then raised me and my four siblings and we had fucking awesome childhoods because she could stay home and care for us while our father brought home the bread
            we all played sports and had productive hobbies and my father even had the energy to coach some of our teams and take karate with me
            my childhood was fucking sick
            sucks to suck gay

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/l7LetB5.jpg

              Northern Wales, Snowdonia

              [...]
              My wife was a pharmacist, she has her PharmD and a masters in regulation. She gave it all up to work full time as a mother.

              What a fucking waste.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                eat shit shekelstein
                white women are made to raise white children that will send you straight to your father in hell

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                NOOOOO HOW DARE SHE FULFILL HER TRADITIONAL ROLE IN LIFE!!!! NOOOOOO SHE NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK AT ZOG CORPS™ SO WE CAN MEET PROFIT MARGINS FOR THE MONTH!!!!!!!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks women receive more happiness slaving away half of their waking hours so someone else can make profit than creating life on your own image and nurturing it into something beautiful
                This is your brain on gnomish oligarchy. Truly a slave mindset

                >lmao my trad roles
                It's too bad you and your wife aren't equals. You see her as inferior to you. She might have other ambitions in life, but you won't even help out and raise the kids that you also helped to create. Absolutely pathetic.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's too bad you and your wife aren't equals. You see her as inferior to you. She might have other ambitions in life, but you won't even help out and raise the kids that you also helped to create. Absolutely pathetic.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Peepee

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Correct. Women and men are not equal. What's your point?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh male superiority

                I have no idea how any woman can find you attractive, you pathetic worm

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno but my wife was keen enough for me to dump loads in her until she got pregnant. I'm sure you could find a women too once you grow a spine

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tons of women get pregnant by worthless, low-tier sexist men. That's not the brag you think it is

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sexist, but I love my wife more than hiding in a cupboard in my house while she gets 3 hours nightly of sleep.
                I want more sleep than I get but I honestly don't think she'd be able to function if she did ALL the late night shit.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you pathetic worm

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not about superiority, it's about fulfilling different roles in the family. Mom is very important to a healthy, functional family. Too bad yours was shit.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn that sounds awesome my mom was good and patient and I didn't have it too bad at all considering how horrible a kid I was but they were always drunk and my dad was old as fuck and didn't do much but teach me to be IST, bunch of barflys .but good to me.
              If I was raising me I'd whoop some ass the only thing that set me straight was my brother threatening violence

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks women receive more happiness slaving away half of their waking hours so someone else can make profit than creating life on your own image and nurturing it into something beautiful
        This is your brain on gnomish oligarchy. Truly a slave mindset

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's too trad to sleep.
        When Anon's kid meets him in twelve years it'll be really trad and based

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >working for mr shekelstein is better than working for your own family
        sorry you've been so severely mislead

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A females greatest pleasure is to take care of her family and raise her kids+ serve the husband while the males greatest pleasure is to provide and protect his family.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Feminist working mother outside of the house ideal is only valid "work" and contribution to society

        Seriously hope thag (you)'re not male...yikes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet you don't look like you lift... Wasted opportunity

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good for you but different babys act different. Some can act like demon spawns from hell and some can just be a little annoying.

      When my baby girl was born the first thing (after shitting on the doctors arm) was screaming like a fire siren. I was not aware that toddlers can be that loud. It was not just the normal annoying baby screaming but my ears did physically hurt from the loud noise.
      And this was my life for the next few months. It gets better eventually but after having seen other babys during the last year I realized that my daughter has much, much more energy than most other babys.
      In terms of effort required this is a completely different game.

      I love her and I am glad that she is so energetic. Nevertheless this was a huge drain of energy for my wife and me and I actually aged visibly during the last year. Before I was still looking like 25 in my late 30s.

      https://i.imgur.com/8QCTnct.jpg

      >wakes you up at 11:00 pm
      >wakes you up at 2:00 am
      >wakes you up at 3:30 am
      >wakes you up at 5:30 am and won't let you go back to bed
      >screams at you if you try to take the time to cook anything so you have to just shove a sausage under the broiler and scarf it in 30 seconds
      >diet now consists of 66% sausages
      >lifts have gone to absolute shit
      I love my baby but are they the ultimate gains goblins?

      It gets better. The first week is the hardest. Much harder than I expected. Eventually you will get some sleep again. When you baby starts recognizing you and smiling at you this is the best thing ever.
      In a year you will forget much of the hardship and become nostalgic for this time.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My wife and her mother deal with that shit
    >I sleep in walk in closet inside master bathroom inside master bedroom another 3 solid core doors and a hallway away from the baby
    >Sleep sounds having no idea when the baby is doing anything
    >Pick him up when I get back from the gym and do front shoulder raises with him
    >He giggles uncontrollably with delight
    >Proceed with my day
    Just as God intended

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but she's the only thing I would ragefully attack a bear for. I would attack a bear to save my wife too but I'd be scared to death the whole time.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are supposed to take care of the children bro, what are you doing? I feel sad for you. My boy is 16 months and I have another due on New Year’s Day. Of course I help my wife with the daily shit, but it’s her job to run the household and my job to work and make the money. Fuck man, get your wife in order.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a parent and I can confirm I haven’t had rem sleep in a year. Don’t worry once they’re a bit older things will get easier champ.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So get your woman to look after the baby?

    >actually dad here, not a larper demoraliser like OP

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Preserving your genes is the ultimate/ fit/

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing guys like OP complaining about having kids is kinda demoralizing tbf. I'm 32 yo with good money, face, car and body but still no prospect of getting married because I'm a huge autismo, always have been.
    I thank God for the schizopill, though. Makes the situation a little more bearable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don’t you try some retard dating site? Autists, downsies, whatever the fuck the other one like autism is. I’m sure you’ll find someone as retarded as you.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have kid
    >complain
    you signed up for this. Figure it out
    I guess this is "genetically" fit but that's a reach

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aisha sounds like a slut

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theres a world full of useless nogs.

    Dont be one.

    Be white.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My uterus is shriveling up just by reading this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I eat your endometrium?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normies really go out and fulfill the meaning of life effortlessly and then complain about not being able to just throw their baby away at the slightest inconvenience

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Proof that humanity is just a bunch of schlubs and god created us to amuse him

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes they are, I couldn't get a routine going until my son turned one. kids are a ton of work bro I often have to settle for calisthenics while the kids run around being stupid but that is the price you pay. They are only babies for a little while slow yourself down because once they're older you will miss the little innocent baby

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My kid was easy. I sleep better now with kids than I did in college, so it's at least easier than college.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Father of a 3 year old son.
    My son comes to the gym and lifts with me, no joke. I have a video of him doing this but I'm not going to post it. Try to be a role model to your kid is all I can say and it unironically gets easier when they're like 2 and a half, despite what women say. Being able to to talk to them in full sentences when they understand you is easier. Hang in there.

    Didn't read the thread but I'm already certain you have a shitload of 20-23 year old babies posting their worthless opinions on this. Ignore all of it.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just take the nanny pill
    >chill with kid for 8 hours
    >cook all snacks and meals from scratch
    >snatch kid up, press over head
    >squats and reverse lunges for toy pickup
    >sprints and walks around the block for cardio
    >get paid under the table while collecting neet bucks

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't of circumcised him retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We didn't, he keeps this up much longer and I might reconsider that choice.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s only for the first 6-8 weeks; then they’ll only wake up once in the night. All of our kids were sleeping through the night by 4 months; we used deliberate sleep training and a strict schedule.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not married and don't have kids, but I already sleep like that.
    I go to bed at 9pm, fall asleep at 9:20, and get woken up at 11:00. At 11:05 I'm asleep again and my alarm rings again at 00:45. Then I sleep from 00:50 to 02:30, from 02:35 to 04:15, and from 04:20 to 06:00.
    The numbers harmonise in a beautiful way, starting and ending at multiples of 3 (9pm to 6am). Also the way 100minutes of sleep accomplishes this, despite an hour being 60 minutes long. It's a godly sleep schedule.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your child is more important than your gains. As others said your wife should be nursing the child and making food, not you.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >33
    >no kids
    >mog 99% of 30-40 year olds
    >colleagues are 35
    >have kids
    >look like fucking shit

    huh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet they have all successfully spread their genes and their legacy, and you're a genetic dead end

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely BTFO

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ultimate gains goblins?
    To be fair, a baby is a fairly nutritionally complete meal, and rather well balanced too. A lot of lean meat. How much does it weigh?

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is what you get for not aborting, retard. enjoy the next 20 years, idiot.

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