What is one thing you would change about yourself?

What is one thing you would change about yourself?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My hair. I'm a mutt with semi-curly hair and it doesn't fit my face at all
    I let it grow though because I look uglier with shaved head

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my brother in christ you know you can get your hair permanently straightened or curled for pennies right?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros…its just not fair…

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      anyone have the webm of her licking his neck and ear?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just imagine how fucked up she must be

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what mental illness is this? what is her endgame? is she going to kill him and milk the sympathy? is she milking the attention/sympathy already? either way she's a soulless harpy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's terrified of losing control, so she picked a completely helpless guy
        she's a woman, so the attention whoring potential must be a factor too, of course.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what mental illness is this? what is her endgame? is she going to kill him and milk the sympathy? is she milking the attention/sympathy already? either way she's a soulless harpy

          Hes a millionaire

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            how exactly is he a millionaire? he's micro-machines and has clearly been that way since birth. how could he possibly accrue any significant wealth?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              crypto

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                alright, fair play to the man. he's gonna die young and never experience life to the fullest. why shouldn't he at least be allowed to have an attractive, albeit profoundly mentally ill attention whore wife. i just hope she's nice to him off of the camera as well.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope so, too

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ~~*Elaine*~~

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                stephen hawking was a massive piece of shit who definitely deserved that if it's true.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why? genuine question

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek imagine her wheeling him out in the sun, taking the batteries out of his chair, running away, and leaving him flatly pleading in his robot voice
                >Elaine
                >Elaine
                >Elaine

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bullshit. He's a pateron whore.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              he's in league with the devil himself, that fucking little midget fuck. i'll fucking kill him.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                We know they all are

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what site is this? its AI image gen right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hate this cocky little shit so much it's unreal. i want to find him and rip him out of that gay little robot wheelchair and throw him on the ground like a fish out of water then rape his whore in front of him then slit her throat for being a dumb cunt enabling this little gub-gub man's bullshit. then while he's crying and shitting himself like the moron he is i'll break his limbs like twigs then take my size 12 steel toe timbs to his fucking retard pumpkin head. so fucking sick of this little piece of shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go back

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this dude and his family had a business plan that included an "attractive girlfriend" (aka full-time caretaker) to vlog with in hopes of striking gold. you can see images of him with other girls that had auditioned/tried out for the gig but pulled out. this girl stuck around, probably has a healthy salary, and it worked out for him and her. she's just waiting for him to pass on and get her promised severance package.

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        He pays her to do this. This little nugget tried to start a viral video career with another woman. I can't remember if this is the 2nd or 3rd girl he tried this with.

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        This. There was another woman that he has some videos with when he started out.

        Aberrations like this don’t exist in nature. The fact that it’s publicised guarantees it.
        That being said good luck to him, I hope he is getting what he pays for.

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        Glad you guys cleared this up. I feel better now that I don't have to rely on something as gay as "personality" to get a chick.

        You are welcome.
        Personality beyond being a relatively normal human is jestermaxing.

        Here he is with a different girl from 2015ish. There was another one before that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How does he do it wtf
          How rich is he?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm almost starting to think he's a glowie and his op is to demoralize us. think about it, we see this retarded midget fuck with this tall, sturdy and sexy woman, and then we look at ourselves who are normal full-sized adults with no gf or wife and subsequently feel like we're worth less than this withered son of a bitch who probably shits himself daily. he came out of nowhere and people did some digging and found him trying to cast other hot girls before this one finally stuck and they rolled with the grift. this crippled midget moron glows.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >little gub-gub man
        Based

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You seem a bit angry.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this dude and his family had a business plan that included an "attractive girlfriend" (aka full-time caretaker) to vlog with in hopes of striking gold. you can see images of him with other girls that had auditioned/tried out for the gig but pulled out. this girl stuck around, probably has a healthy salary, and it worked out for him and her. she's just waiting for him to pass on and get her promised severance package.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]

        He pays her to do this. This little nugget tried to start a viral video career with another woman. I can't remember if this is the 2nd or 3rd girl he tried this with.

        This. There was another woman that he has some videos with when he started out.

        Aberrations like this don’t exist in nature. The fact that it’s publicised guarantees it.
        That being said good luck to him, I hope he is getting what he pays for.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]

        He pays her to do this. This little nugget tried to start a viral video career with another woman. I can't remember if this is the 2nd or 3rd girl he tried this with.

        [...]

        This. There was another woman that he has some videos with when he started out.

        Aberrations like this don’t exist in nature. The fact that it’s publicised guarantees it.
        That being said good luck to him, I hope he is getting what he pays for.

        Glad you guys cleared this up. I feel better now that I don't have to rely on something as gay as "personality" to get a chick.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are welcome.
          Personality beyond being a relatively normal human is jestermaxing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's terrified of losing control, so she picked a completely helpless guy
      she's a woman, so the attention whoring potential must be a factor too, of course.

      [...]

      Hes a millionaire

      He pays her to do this. This little nugget tried to start a viral video career with another woman. I can't remember if this is the 2nd or 3rd girl he tried this with.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You ngmi if you unironically envy him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God she'd be so easy to rape. He literally couldn't do anything. Even if he had a gun he wouldn't be able to hold it straight, the danger of him accidentally hitting her instead of me would be greater than the odds of me putting my baby in her uterus. Not that I wouldn't do it anyway, if not the first time then the second or the third. Or the hundredth, it's not like there'd be a time limit. Imagine him shaking back and forth as I'm plowing his woman with everything I've got. It would be the first time she's been fucked in years, at least to his knowledge. She'd be reminded of what she's missing out on, what she's been craving all this time but denying for the sake of the attention her virtue signalling gives her. But she wouldn't be able to hold it in for very long. I doubt it would take more than a few thrusts for her to reach her first orgasm, she'd probably be in a state of perpetual pent up sexual frustration. She'd completely forget he existed for the first few minutes, then panic as she realised her pet cripple was sitting there having a temper tantrum in his mechanised booster seat. If he came anywhere near us I'd pick him up by the throat in one hand and pulverise him against the wall until he was mush in my hands. I'd fucking stamp on his throat and rip the flesh from his nostril to his eye socket, then I'd fuck that too. Then I'd take my blood soaked cock from the gunky mangled mess I'd created and put it straight back in my new prize, and she'd love me for it. She'd love me for freeing her from the self inflicted prison she never realised she had put herself in until just now. She'd thank me profusely, she'd beg me to cum inside her over and over, she'd throw herself at me with kisses and cuddles and frantically grope her hands all over my body in an attempt to make me stay with her forever. She'd love me until the day I died and never think about the puddle I left on her living room floor that once resembled the homunculus.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hate this cocky little shit so much it's unreal. i want to find him and rip him out of that gay little robot wheelchair and throw him on the ground like a fish out of water then rape his whore in front of him then slit her throat for being a dumb cunt enabling this little gub-gub man's bullshit. then while he's crying and shitting himself like the moron he is i'll break his limbs like twigs then take my size 12 steel toe timbs to his fucking retard pumpkin head. so fucking sick of this little piece of shit.

        i love this board

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now that's a read worth the (you)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take the phone, someone wants to talk to you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does sex really feel this good bros?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          only when it's rape

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good idea, do that and post pics

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based as fuck.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hate this cocky little shit so much it's unreal. i want to find him and rip him out of that gay little robot wheelchair and throw him on the ground like a fish out of water then rape his whore in front of him then slit her throat for being a dumb cunt enabling this little gub-gub man's bullshit. then while he's crying and shitting himself like the moron he is i'll break his limbs like twigs then take my size 12 steel toe timbs to his fucking retard pumpkin head. so fucking sick of this little piece of shit.

        based

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY BASED

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hate this cocky little shit so much it's unreal. i want to find him and rip him out of that gay little robot wheelchair and throw him on the ground like a fish out of water then rape his whore in front of him then slit her throat for being a dumb cunt enabling this little gub-gub man's bullshit. then while he's crying and shitting himself like the moron he is i'll break his limbs like twigs then take my size 12 steel toe timbs to his fucking retard pumpkin head. so fucking sick of this little piece of shit.

        best board

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s not that attractive and this is what women do for brownie points. She could fuck as many men as she wants to anyways. It’s not like he can drive or go outside to check and make sure she’s faithful anyways.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not fair that you aren’t some wheelchair bound chicken nugget married to a woman with the nonverbal agreement that she will be fucking a different guy every week and she might straddle you in your chair and let you lick the cum of out of her

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In a few years when whatever sick truth is behind their "relationship", people will still ignore it and claim "looks dont matter you silly, this means nothing".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this photo is more satanic than the time i did ayahuasca

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make myself stronger. Which is one thing I can change. So I will.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only things I can't change naturally, like height and eye color.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably that thing that makes me come back here despite knowing shit threads like this is pretty much all there is

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my height and change ab insertions

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    teeth

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crippling autism

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would change so i would be very small so giant women become real and i could sneak into their houses and shoes and stealth sniff them when they sleep haha

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hear she poops on him and makes him sit in it all day until she feels up to dropping him aggressively in a shallow bath tub full of scalding hot water.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your delusions arnt real life

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's real i heard that too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at VV it's common for women to abuse men who are profoundly disabled.

        I hope so, too

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im 5 8 but I rather had an extroverted brain than be idk 6 2 or 6 4

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just wish i had nice clear skin, everything else is fixable

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    asthma, everything else I can and am in the process of changing/maintaining

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    knock 20 IQ points off me, I'd be normalfag tier and happier

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is hilarious
    i guess ill admit it, im envious of the guy

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd change the fact that I hate myself

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my acne
    pretty sure it scarred my self-esteem too while growing up
    which led to introversion and social anxiety
    I can handle going to a party or w/e but it wears me out until I feel depressed and I'll never take my shirt off no matter how ripped I am

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing i'm not a cripple

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My drug induced premature hair loss. However I WILL change it with 50k in transplants next year

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i wasnt addicted to weed and porn

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bigger dick. I want a giant horsecock to scramble hoes’ brains and pulverize their insides instead of my sensible average size penor, but there’s nothing I can do to change it.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My foreskin back.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What is one thing you would change about yourself?
    That I was born

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my childhood trauma

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is this porn?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      footage from your parents honeymoon

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anons lift heavy weights for years yet they get life mogged by this guy

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    very niccce

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My age to 8 or 9

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd switch my height and skeletal structure to that of a Space marine so i can white-scarmaxxx instead of going for ottermode

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a Thunder Warrior. You don't want to be a Thunder Warrior unless you like mental instability and sudden metabolic collapse resulting in death.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I wasn't gay. It's disgusting. Every time I imagine my family members finding out it makes my stomach churn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, being gay is legit gross
      >t. bi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I wasn't gay. It's disgusting. Every time I imagine my family members finding out it makes my stomach churn

        i'm bi as in ive only ever dated girls but have made out with/got sucked off by/topped twinks/passing trannies. i would never ever touch a manly man so to speak. so i'm not sure exactly why but i consider myself to be straight in my day to day life. my sexuality doesn't bother me really since it doesn't have any affect on my life and none of the people i know irl are aware of it. am i wrong for being so nonchalant about it?

        I feel that. Came out to my family years ago and my mom is so embarrassed she still introduces my partner as "friend". Still love her though.

        are you gay gay or bi.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel that. Came out to my family years ago and my mom is so embarrassed she still introduces my partner as "friend". Still love her though.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate everything about myself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*removes all your senses*
      >*cuts off your limbs*
      Happy now?

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    shieet

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to be scaled by 1.5x
    That's if I can only change one thing, but honestly I'd change almost everything, but whatever I can't change anything.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my tendency to push away and lash out at those that love me.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sauce pls i gotta watch this

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to love myself for who I am.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Height. Never bothered me because I'm pretty enough to still get attention from girls, but I've seen how the other side lives. 6'0+ living in their own world.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s your height

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        5’3

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    jesus christ how horrifying

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    one of those thing funny in theory when someone writes about it as a meme but just God-denying to see IRL.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    what's her name

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flip my brain from introvert to extrovert.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else feel like she definitely gets off on cucking him with a real man and he's too much of a pussy (justifiably so) to tell jer to fuck off? What's he gonna do? Beat her? Kick out the only woman that gives him even a morsel of attention? He can't even stand up, she can literally tuck him under a blanket and fuck a 9 inch stallion nextdoor and he won't br able to stand up.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >that vid
    I feel attacked

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that I could grow a beard.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    About 10 more inches to use towards various parts of my body.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How i look when fucking my girl after setting a new deadlift pr

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That’s how i imagine live action „Hunchback of Notre Dame”

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The balding

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scoliosis

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of goals.
    I lift but have nothing else in life. I'm not part of society. I think I'd be happier if I were, but one needs *some* kind of goals before will even task to you.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    To me the greatest change in a long time was just growing my hair out
    I had it long in 2020 for obvious reasons and I kind of grew attached to it.
    Then I cut it twice in 2021 and afterwards I haven't cut it since
    It's been a year since I cut my hair and with things going a bit better in my life I feel a hell of a lot more confident in myself
    Also fuck barbers they dont know jack shit about what looks good on you

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could kill him in a single strike

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in college this question was my secret weapon. I’d ask it to girls when we were flirting late at night. 50% chance it’s something personal then you could be wholesome and make her feel good, or she’d say “my butt/boobs are too small” then shows you. Win/win. But yeah, I’d change my constant urge to commit suicide.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll use it thank anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you say when she asks you to answer back though? I feel like if im honest she'll get turned off over insecurity

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Say your penis is too big

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta match her energy and seriousness about the question.
        >”I wish I were a better daughter”
        >”I would make myself more available to my friends” (serious response but not crazy)
        or
        >”I wish my ass was bigger”
        >”I wish my nose was smaller” or some other physical trait that isn’t actually true about you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll make it clear, because I know this board is autistic.

          Matching energy is also circumstantial - IF, and only IF - she says something autistically depressing like "I wish I wasn't touched as a kid", DO NOT MATCH THIS WITH SOMETHING DEPRESSING - BRING IT BACK TO SOMETHING LIGHT-HEARTED

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        something menial and ridiculous has always worked for me when I'm on a date

        ie; "my bicep peak" - "my massive shoulders"

        unironically sounds cringe when typed, but given the right circumstance it's right on the money

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have a bit smaller head, because mine is just ever so slightly too big for the rest of me

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My artwork is ignored once again...

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not be fucking bipolar

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mental issues

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My hearing, 70% loss in the right ear and 40% in the left because of goying in the middle east. Also because it's uneven I have a hard time localizing the direction sounds come from.

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