>zoomers in charge of pushups

>zoomers in charge of pushups

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably heat-related more than anything

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was 300 pushups in 1 hour without breaks or water, which gave them rhabdomyolysis (crossfit tryhard disease)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine not being able to do 5 pushups a minute. Fucking dyels

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do 5 pushups a minute then hold in the up position until your next set of 5 then do this for an hour.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe don’t mouth off or fuck up the play. You brought this on the team.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Taking out feelings of inadequacy on children
              It's football they aren't going into the fucking infantry, the punishment is completely unnecessary. Giving someone impossible tasks isn't going to make them better players it's only going to make them fear and resent their coach. Especially if that gay can't even do what he's putting on the players. You know what people respect? A leader that leads by example if you can't do it why force it on them? And if you can't do what you're asking of them why should they follow you?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Drop and give me 500. Strict form

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You join in too and I'll do it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fucking dyels,I could do 300 in half the time,with an average rest time of of 1 to 2 minutes of course.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you probably weigh 120 pounds soaking wet. Football players are fat, put 200pounds on your back and then try to brag about how easily you could do it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            180 lbs actually,I've actively trained my muscle endurance on a weekly basis otherwise I wouldnt be able to do it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why you ease them into it instead of just throwing them into a workout they’re not prepared for. Most high schoolers aren’t fit enough to do 300 pushups in an hour.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the fact that Id do it in 20 minutes at most is such a big ego booster

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          film it and post it then

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mirin, but can you do it like the team. No doubt the coach would have you stay in a plank and march around barking about
          >Skylar fucked up and now it is everyones fault
          >down up down up down up hold
          >Skylar is a gay if you act like Skylar you’ll get the donkey cock in your ass
          >down up down up down up hold
          >Skylar is now crying for water, water is for pussies
          >down up down up down up down up hold
          >are those arms burning yet gentlemen? Not as much as your ass is gonna burn with that donkey dick.
          >Down up down up hold
          >Skylar fumbled at the ten yard line, It must be because those soft arms are meant for being held by a bear. I’m not training a team of cock sucking twinks
          >down up down up hold
          >lets get those arms strong enough to hold a goddamned football
          >down up down up down up
          >Jimmy fell down, looks like he wants to be Skylars bottom, guess we have to start again
          And so on it goes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the coach's monologue making every simple exercise take 5x as long
            Goood times. Would turn a punishment of 20 grass drills into 30 minutes of chopping your feet in place. Memories.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The lack of stories itt shows none of these people were in any sports growing up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            when i was at rugby as a kid my trainer did throw shit things like that ,i remember one time talking and he was like "if you fear to tackle down someone you can leave the field and sign up for dance" kek.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Checked, it is just part of sports. A trial by fire. Sometimes a kid might have physical potential but for whatever reason doesn’t belong in a contact sport and you have to shake em off in a way parents can accept.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mirin your physique but your claims are just words until you can show definitive proof that you are capable of this.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have the same body as you and would definitely not be able to get it done in 20 minutes. 40 minutes maybe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Built to be TOPPED by BBC

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the fact that Id do it in 20 minutes at most is such a big ego booster
          Because your chest is like an entire 10% of your bodyweight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf that is 5 a minute. Sure it wasn’t 3000?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I grew up in Texas and we had a kid die on the field from heat stroke

      It was intense but we all worked very hard and loved the game

      This time it might be the clot shot though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's international, of course IST is aware of the many athletes dying of "suddenly" across the globe, the NFL incident just woke up the Americans

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/blAI8pq.jpg

      Too many people are ignorant of the elements. Yes, retard, you will die in under an hour if you go outside in sub-zero temperatures with no clothes on. Hell, you can get hypothermia in the middle of summer in the wrong spot. E.g. lying on a cool rock in the shade without moving.

      Anyways, this is 100% heat related injuries. Happens every summer, especially with football because of all the padding and retarded coaches. You can seriously die from this shit. There’s a reason why excessive heat doesn’t feel good.

      110 F = 43.33 C

      Hasn't been that hot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know it's January in TX right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fr fr no cap

      not bussin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Heat-related
      >January

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >heat-related
      typo: heart-releated

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its a rite of passage in Texas to do 2 a days when its 110 out, this is how you know you have teammates you can trust.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if these kids had the brains they could probably pass astronaut physical testing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >110
      What the fuck is that in non mutt units?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bout tree fiddy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You dont know the conversion? I know from F to C and im an american. You should probably learn it just like all the politics and pop culture from america you have up in your dome because america is number one. Suck it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's like a gambian smugly bragging about knowing English when you don't know his language. It's really not useful to know fahrenheit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          US actually uses metric in every single measurement, general public uses imperial

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A warm summer day in Australia

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too many people are ignorant of the elements. Yes, retard, you will die in under an hour if you go outside in sub-zero temperatures with no clothes on. Hell, you can get hypothermia in the middle of summer in the wrong spot. E.g. lying on a cool rock in the shade without moving.

        Anyways, this is 100% heat related injuries. Happens every summer, especially with football because of all the padding and retarded coaches. You can seriously die from this shit. There’s a reason why excessive heat doesn’t feel good.

        110 F = 43.33 C

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well above body temp

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You spend all day obsessing over Americans and talking to them on the internet and still haven't learned such an easy conversion? There's a point where it stops being uncaring and starts just being low IQ.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine learning the retarded US masurements to talk to people.
          go be a retard somewhere else.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares irrelevant yuromutt?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Non-sequitur with homosexual hazing vibes.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoom zooms are weak but to be fair this is probably a consequence of many coaches being failed athletes instead of people with degrees in exercise science or nutrition.
    I remember back in highschool we had a few dipshit coaches who thought protein powder was steroids, that drinking water during workouts makes you weak, that expecting kids to just be able to run 10 miles each workout regardless of their individual starting points was more reasonable than segregating them into different groups for training plans, lighting doesnt matter until you hear thunder, etc.

    I'll bet this retard tried to put kids through the Rock Lee workout and told them that they were being weak if they didnt keep pushing after a point where several of them unknowingly had labral tears on top of CNS fatigue.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can relate. had a football coach think running til puking was optimal then would berate you for stopping to puke.

      to be fair though we sucked and didnt win a single game lmfao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Running until you puked instead of following a real strength training routine is probably why you guys sucked. On top of that your coach probably couldn't game plan for shit (probably to the point where a fifteen year old with a Madden habit could outscheme them) and thought that your team would magically be able to physically dominate opponents if you all did insane workouts on a daily basis, threw some tubs of lard on the line, and had the black kid run the ball. Happens all the time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What is with all these cope posts? Seriously we can tell you were a fat loser in high school and only picked up the weights when you turned 30 because tfw no gf. The military may have pussed out but Texas football is as mean as ever. And that’s a good thing.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The military may have pussed out but Texas football is as mean as ever
            Training to exhaustion is not an efficient method of training. Take powerlifting. Will you go balls to the walls every day? No, that isn't effective programming.
            You aren't wrong that these kids are pussies, but the coach here is very likely a retard that doesn't know anything. Military drill instructors and recruit division commanders know very well what to look for and how hard to push individuals. They are softer today because the recruits are softer. Imo they should increase the length of basic for all branches by an additional month.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It is PUNISHMENT you fucking gay. This isn’t normal training you fucking gays. Jesus Christ you idiots needed some of this as kids you whiney pussies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would you punish a loss with ineffecient training? If you're losing, you need to train better. It's like failing a test, and instead of studying better or harder (in a constructive way), you just study while hitting your balls with a hammer because it's "punishment".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They do train normal. You beat children as soon as they fuck up and then you act normal the rest of the time. God I hate zoomers and the gays who raised them. Spare the rod spoil the child should never have been removed from a general policy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You beat children as soon as they fuck up and then you act normal the rest of the time.
                You don't understand training or how to incentivize people.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hi anon, I just wanted to reiterate what others have failed to clearly communicate, which is that you're a certified retarded gay.
                You're not hard, you are not tough, you lack the mental faculties required to make reasonable decisions based on context, which is arguably the most important factor in any team sport.

                You guys are the ones with brain rot. One of the reasons the world is falling apart now is you were raised by dandy boys more worried about being a friend then preparing you to not crumble when things get hard. Can you even answer a phone call at work? Statistics say you can’t.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >continues rambling about irrelevant shit
                We are talking about how to effectively train/lead a sports team of late teens. It's a field that involves both psychology (how to motivate and create cohesion) and sports science (the best practices for achieving x results with y training).
                We are not talking about running a penal battalion of meat grinder frontline forces, although you could probably do well in one of these, as the meat.
                What you are ranting about is a multi-factored thing that is beyond the scope of "heh, back in my days we were tough and based retards".
                If you manage to put your team players into the hospital as a direct result of your leadership, you are by every conceivable definition an incompetent retard. There are no ifs and buts, and the boomer tough schtick you're spouting is equally irrelevant.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Reading any of that
                You type like a woman. Just don’t fuck up and you won’t have to do push ups for an hour.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You type like a woman
                Dissecting the issue, analysing and clarifying = Feminine
                Going entirely off preconceived emotional notions = Masculine
                Anon, you are very progressive for your age :^)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nagging why her baby is special
                >Deep analysis
                lol LMAO

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I turned out fine!
                my brother in christ you are vouching for moron-tier child rearing tactics

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you were a brother in Christ you would know spare the rod spoil the child is an official proverb. Another is foolishness is bound in the heart of a child but a rod of correction will drive it far from him. Beating children is biblical and God approved. Sometimes to death by stoning.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >raise children like morons do
                >expect them to turn out ok
                WRONG

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong morons are left to wander and fend fir themselves very early and only once they get jumped into a gang to they learn respect. Beat em at home and they won’t stray. Zoomers need to be beaten with a sack of oranges.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only "fuck up" if you lose a game that you made a sincere effort during is that you didn't train well enough beforehand, and this is continuing that fuck up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Using training as punishment conditions people to hate training and teaches them to halfass the main workout so that they'll have enough conserved energy in case your dumb ass plans to punish the whole team again because Billy showed up to practice late.
                If you need to punish someone at a workout the correct thing to do is send them home. Don't start fucking with how people perceive fitness for the rest of their lives. Shit like this is probably at least a quarter of the reason America is so goddamned obese.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Winners power through, losers can leave. The door is always right there. Those boys did the right thing pushing up to death.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hi anon, I just wanted to reiterate what others have failed to clearly communicate, which is that you're a certified retarded gay.
                You're not hard, you are not tough, you lack the mental faculties required to make reasonable decisions based on context, which is arguably the most important factor in any team sport.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OK, Urban Meyer

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Actual powerhouse schools in Texas (and everywhere else in the country for that matter) dont do the go till you puke meme shit and take recovery seriously.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when i was in high school a kid literally died during football practice because of this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All my coaches were (fully white) college athletes. Can't relate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do the coaches look at how actual professional football players train then do this stuff

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The professional coaches don’t do much better. They’ll load up the bar on an athlete’s back with 500 pounds then have them sprint across the gym

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how dare you, must be a coincidence

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit i went to highschool there lmfao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got out before the pushup apocalypse

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i still drive by it like once a week. may drop in and see some zoomers pass out

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have you seen an average football player? they look obese. I'm not even talking about coaches.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Non-obese football players were an anomaly from the late 80s to early 2000s
      Before the 80s, the fat kids were told they were good at football, and told to eat instead of lift weights. Now kids are all fat, and lifting weights and working hard is considered some offense in the body shaming/racist/whatever category you want.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they took the jab

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My exact thought.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Schools require it retard. They just rolled it in to all the other vaccines that are required for school.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Schools require it retard
        That doesn't invalidate what he said moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are trying to have a meaningful discussion about real issues but you throw out that word so I cannot take your mind or your intelligence seriously

          Set aside your hatred and go to Christ

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you call me a retard, but i can't call you a moron?? you are also a gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They just rolled it in to all the other vaccines that are required for school
        Big false equivalence tbh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn the vaxies are not okay. The garden gnomes really don't want us to work out.

        Just do what I did,, find a doctor that'll give you a note saying you are exempt for medical reason, and you're good forever.
        Took me 30 minutes of googling and sending emails until one responded and I went there to get my paper. That's it.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clot shot strikes again

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They probably just got rhabdomyolysis from having to do thousands of push ups. It's very common with retard coaches.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is happening? Hospitalized for push ups? Our football team had to run pukers (full sprints until total puking failure) and no one went to the hospital. I work with some young guys who are around 20, were high school football players, hockey players, soccer players, etc. who go to the gym as much as me and I am baffled how my old ass, that never played sports in 20 years, out performs them physically on a daily basis. Is it because of the shitty snack bars they eat? The video games? Parents made them get vaxecuted? Söy in all the food breading? All of it together? I don't know but listening to them talk in their squeaky voices and whine about their hurt backs is depressing. I want these guys to be monsters instead of acting like bitchy women.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you do 300-400 pushups in an hour?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not the point, punishment for insubordination or losing a game. If your gonna be a loser you damn well are gonna feel like one.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >losers deserve rhabdomyolysis
          kek

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't want to die? Well, don't lose then zoomie lmao

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We're reaching based levels that shouldn't even be possible

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did in one set in the police academy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >police officer
          >can do pushups
          YUROPOOR DETECTED

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >5 pushups a minute for an hour
        >goes to the hospital
        Honestly you guys are all pathetic or retarded. In highschool when i was a retard i regularly did 100 pushups in 10 minutes in between vidya games id drop and do 20-50 pushups and never got le rhabdo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's actually very easy... I can do roughly 80 in one set.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not in one set but im sure you could do 300 in 6 sets of 50 with a few minutes rest inbetween each in the space of about an hour. I'd probably get to like 200 and give up though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit it's an actual "yep i could bench 4 plates when i was your age, son" boomer in the flesh!

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"bro, coach said we got to eat big to get big, lets get some food!"
    >*fills up on empty calories of french fries void of any nutrients whatsoever*
    >*unhealthy body falls apart*

    That easy. They have eaten their food out of a box for the last 20 years, 50% of their calories being hydrogenated vegetable oils.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Extreme punishment in the face of loss is counter-productive.
    Positive or negative punishment where due is good
    IE positive: punish them by having their teachers give them extra homework so they are encouraged them to focus more or lose free-time because they have extra effort to put in for school - basically be a better athlete or you're going to be forced to be more studious, which is a win-win
    Negative: Do not allow them to attend some fun extra-cirucular activity, then they hear about how much fun the people outside of the team had and are encouraged to focus up so they can join their friends and fellow-students in the fun of the next event.
    Taking your anger/frustration out on your players with extreme punishment will make them resent you and lead to further losses, since focus on the task at hand will be diminished because they can't stop focusing on the what-if of the extreme punishment that might come if they lose.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >More homework
      moron coaches fight for their athletes to do less because they need them to win games not know their abc’s. Fucking dyel loser.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Punishment and reward don't even matter, really. You can't teach someone to play football any way other than teaching them how to play football. Punishment and reward contribute nothing to the transfer/acquisition of skills. They only exist as motivators, but anyone who wants to learn will turn up motivated to do so anyway.

      Reward is worth doing for other reasons tho.

      The point is that if you wait until someone performs badly and then punish them it looks like they improve afterwards but they don't- an unusually poor performance is... unusual. They're only regressing to the mean.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek pussy gays

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Checked, you know these parents were California transfers by the reaction.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn you climate change!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just a little bit of heat, never harmed anyone

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is high school football still the most boomer retard sport? Literally every sport I can think of has a modern, proven training system, except high school football. Do the coaches have CTE? Do they just pass on their dumb fuck “training” techniques because of generational retardation?

    Hell, even high school golf teams nowadays have standard weightlifting programs…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This wasn’t normal training, a couple gays did something and so the whole team had to suffer. This has been a normal disciplinary action forever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Football prides itself on former players becoming coaches first and foremost instead of people who are actually qualified to coach and train. Pair that with the CTE and the fact that damn near every highschool coach is salty that they never went pro or played in college themselves and you'll have your answer as to why the cycle perpetuates.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like the problem in most of your schools is that you failed to develop good athletes and those who did never went home to coach for a while at least. Sad!

        you call me a retard, but i can't call you a moron?? you are also a gay

        The worst part is the hypocrisy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The coaches are drunken low iq monkeys trying to relive their glory days.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vaccine is milder form of virus that can still hurt you or kill you very rarely
    >the same people who called covid a nothingburger like to point this out but don't grasp the irony of their statement

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The novavax and jj is. MRNA is gene therepy.
      >t took moderna 1.5 years ago and is having heavy heartbeats now

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl + f "vaxx"
    >0 results
    You can do better IST!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try clot shot

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they were vaxxed

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if your program isn't culling the worse athletes can you even call yourself a coach
    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/university-maryland-settles-family-football-player-who-died-heatstroke-n1254511

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you let bad athletes on the team in the first place you're a bad coach
      Trying to kill the athletes to cover up your retardation is pure cope

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The games have only 11 minutes of action
    Each player plays for 6 minutes in a 3 hours game
    The rest are breaks

    ALL the games are the same. Theres no difference between all the games. Nothing like the Messi's dribles and pass from yesterday

    Its always the same: a white guy called Kevin Wonderboy All-american throws the ball to a Black on parole called DeAndre Lotavius Jackson III, he tries to pass the wall of fatsos. If he cant, some guy can try to kick the ball over that weird goal.

    Its always this shit
    And amerisharts spend 3 HOURS of their lives to watch 11 minutes of this shit (when they could only watch the highlights that are all the game minus the breaks)
    If you doubt me, just watch the highlights (aka the game minus the breaks)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thing I watch better than thing you watch!!!!
      how about you stop watching morons on TV and do something yourself
      tying your self esteem to something you consoom and writing out this essay is so very very sad

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    400 pushups in an hour is easy.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Sage

    People who are in a culture that pushes everything to the limit (reps, conditioning, mentality) shouldn’t be punished when people reach a limit and get hurt. If People want their kids team to win on Friday, they should fully expect kids to work until they like. The standard for success in texas is so high that unless you are a little on the sociopathic side as a coach you will get dominated by teams whose kids are more hard nosed. Players should hate their position coach and love their head coach and coordinators.

    t. Former varsity coach in texas

    • 3 weeks ago
      Sage

      This is also why I got out of the sport. We had like four or five kids who were multi sport athletes who could have received offers in the last ten years or so be injured or have repetitive stress injuries which contributed to them not getting signed. This shit ruins lives and is honestly not worth it. But once you’re in the culture and have done half a season of work and everyone’s depending on you it can be difficult to walk away for your health. One of my best athletes could only read at a 4th grade level as a senior and we worked him like a dog. He tore his hamstring in track after dealing with pulled hamstring during the entire fall. He lost an offer from a d1 school as a running back/pitcher and now works at the lumber mill in town. So yeah

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