>Taking out feelings of inadequacy on children
It's football they aren't going into the fricking infantry, the punishment is completely unnecessary. Giving someone impossible tasks isn't going to make them better players it's only going to make them fear and resent their coach. Especially if that homosexual can't even do what he's putting on the players. You know what people respect? A leader that leads by example if you can't do it why force it on them? And if you can't do what you're asking of them why should they follow you?
This is why you ease them into it instead of just throwing them into a workout they’re not prepared for. Most high schoolers aren’t fit enough to do 300 pushups in an hour.
Mirin, but can you do it like the team. No doubt the coach would have you stay in a plank and march around barking about >Skylar fricked up and now it is everyones fault >down up down up down up hold >Skylar is a homosexual if you act like Skylar you’ll get the donkey wiener in your ass >down up down up down up hold >Skylar is now crying for water, water is for pussies >down up down up down up down up hold >are those arms burning yet gentlemen? Not as much as your ass is gonna burn with that donkey dick. >Down up down up hold >Skylar fumbled at the ten yard line, It must be because those soft arms are meant for being held by a bear. I’m not training a team of wiener sucking twinks >down up down up hold >lets get those arms strong enough to hold a goddamned football >down up down up down up >Jimmy fell down, looks like he wants to be Skylars bottom, guess we have to start again
And so on it goes.
>the coach's monologue making every simple exercise take 5x as long
Goood times. Would turn a punishment of 20 grass drills into 30 minutes of chopping your feet in place. Memories.
when i was at rugby as a kid my trainer did throw shit things like that ,i remember one time talking and he was like "if you fear to tackle down someone you can leave the field and sign up for dance" kek.
Checked, it is just part of sports. A trial by fire. Sometimes a kid might have physical potential but for whatever reason doesn’t belong in a contact sport and you have to shake em off in a way parents can accept.
Too many people are ignorant of the elements. Yes, moron, you will die in under an hour if you go outside in sub-zero temperatures with no clothes on. Hell, you can get hypothermia in the middle of summer in the wrong spot. E.g. lying on a cool rock in the shade without moving.
Anyways, this is 100% heat related injuries. Happens every summer, especially with football because of all the padding and moronic coaches. You can seriously die from this shit. There’s a reason why excessive heat doesn’t feel good.
You dont know the conversion? I know from F to C and im an american. You should probably learn it just like all the politics and pop culture from america you have up in your dome because america is number one. Suck it
Too many people are ignorant of the elements. Yes, moron, you will die in under an hour if you go outside in sub-zero temperatures with no clothes on. Hell, you can get hypothermia in the middle of summer in the wrong spot. E.g. lying on a cool rock in the shade without moving.
Anyways, this is 100% heat related injuries. Happens every summer, especially with football because of all the padding and moronic coaches. You can seriously die from this shit. There’s a reason why excessive heat doesn’t feel good.
You spend all day obsessing over Americans and talking to them on the internet and still haven't learned such an easy conversion? There's a point where it stops being uncaring and starts just being low IQ.
Zoom zooms are weak but to be fair this is probably a consequence of many coaches being failed athletes instead of people with degrees in exercise science or nutrition.
I remember back in highschool we had a few dipshit coaches who thought protein powder was steroids, that drinking water during workouts makes you weak, that expecting kids to just be able to run 10 miles each workout regardless of their individual starting points was more reasonable than segregating them into different groups for training plans, lighting doesnt matter until you hear thunder, etc.
I'll bet this moron tried to put kids through the Rock Lee workout and told them that they were being weak if they didnt keep pushing after a point where several of them unknowingly had labral tears on top of CNS fatigue.
Running until you puked instead of following a real strength training routine is probably why you guys sucked. On top of that your coach probably couldn't game plan for shit (probably to the point where a fifteen year old with a Madden habit could outscheme them) and thought that your team would magically be able to physically dominate opponents if you all did insane workouts on a daily basis, threw some tubs of lard on the line, and had the black kid run the ball. Happens all the time.
What is with all these cope posts? Seriously we can tell you were a fat loser in high school and only picked up the weights when you turned 30 because tfw no gf. The military may have pussed out but Texas football is as mean as ever. And that’s a good thing.
>The military may have pussed out but Texas football is as mean as ever
Training to exhaustion is not an efficient method of training. Take powerlifting. Will you go balls to the walls every day? No, that isn't effective programming.
You aren't wrong that these kids are pussies, but the coach here is very likely a moron that doesn't know anything. Military drill instructors and recruit division commanders know very well what to look for and how hard to push individuals. They are softer today because the recruits are softer. Imo they should increase the length of basic for all branches by an additional month.
It is PUNISHMENT you fricking homosexual. This isn’t normal training you fricking homosexuals. Jesus Christ you idiots needed some of this as kids you whiney pussies.
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Why would you punish a loss with ineffecient training? If you're losing, you need to train better. It's like failing a test, and instead of studying better or harder (in a constructive way), you just study while hitting your balls with a hammer because it's "punishment".
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They do train normal. You beat children as soon as they frick up and then you act normal the rest of the time. God I hate zoomers and the homosexuals who raised them. Spare the rod spoil the child should never have been removed from a general policy.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>You beat children as soon as they frick up and then you act normal the rest of the time.
You don't understand training or how to incentivize people.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Hi anon, I just wanted to reiterate what others have failed to clearly communicate, which is that you're a certified moronic homosexual.
You're not hard, you are not tough, you lack the mental faculties required to make reasonable decisions based on context, which is arguably the most important factor in any team sport.
You guys are the ones with brain rot. One of the reasons the world is falling apart now is you were raised by dandy boys more worried about being a friend then preparing you to not crumble when things get hard. Can you even answer a phone call at work? Statistics say you can’t.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>continues rambling about irrelevant shit
We are talking about how to effectively train/lead a sports team of late teens. It's a field that involves both psychology (how to motivate and create cohesion) and sports science (the best practices for achieving x results with y training).
We are not talking about running a penal battalion of meat grinder frontline forces, although you could probably do well in one of these, as the meat.
What you are ranting about is a multi-factored thing that is beyond the scope of "heh, back in my days we were tough and based morons".
If you manage to put your team players into the hospital as a direct result of your leadership, you are by every conceivable definition an incompetent moron. There are no ifs and buts, and the boomer tough schtick you're spouting is equally irrelevant.
1 year ago
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>Reading any of that
You type like a woman. Just don’t frick up and you won’t have to do push ups for an hour.
1 year ago
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>You type like a woman
Dissecting the issue, analysing and clarifying = Feminine
Going entirely off preconceived emotional notions = Masculine
Anon, you are very progressive for your age :^)
1 year ago
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>Nagging why her baby is special >Deep analysis
lol LMAO
1 year ago
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>I turned out fine!
my brother in christ you are vouching for Black person-tier child rearing tactics
1 year ago
Anonymous
If you were a brother in Christ you would know spare the rod spoil the child is an official proverb. Another is foolishness is bound in the heart of a child but a rod of correction will drive it far from him. Beating children is biblical and God approved. Sometimes to death by stoning.
1 year ago
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>raise children like Black folk do >expect them to turn out ok
WRONG
1 year ago
Anonymous
Wrong Black folk are left to wander and fend fir themselves very early and only once they get jumped into a gang to they learn respect. Beat em at home and they won’t stray. Zoomers need to be beaten with a sack of oranges.
1 year ago
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The only "frick up" if you lose a game that you made a sincere effort during is that you didn't train well enough beforehand, and this is continuing that frick up.
1 year ago
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Using training as punishment conditions people to hate training and teaches them to halfass the main workout so that they'll have enough conserved energy in case your dumb ass plans to punish the whole team again because Billy showed up to practice late.
If you need to punish someone at a workout the correct thing to do is send them home. Don't start fricking with how people perceive fitness for the rest of their lives. Shit like this is probably at least a quarter of the reason America is so goddamned obese.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Winners power through, losers can leave. The door is always right there. Those boys did the right thing pushing up to death.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Hi anon, I just wanted to reiterate what others have failed to clearly communicate, which is that you're a certified moronic homosexual.
You're not hard, you are not tough, you lack the mental faculties required to make reasonable decisions based on context, which is arguably the most important factor in any team sport.
Actual powerhouse schools in Texas (and everywhere else in the country for that matter) dont do the go till you puke meme shit and take recovery seriously.
Non-obese football players were an anomaly from the late 80s to early 2000s
Before the 80s, the fat kids were told they were good at football, and told to eat instead of lift weights. Now kids are all fat, and lifting weights and working hard is considered some offense in the body shaming/racist/whatever category you want.
Damn the vaxies are not okay. The israelites really don't want us to work out.
Just do what I did,, find a doctor that'll give you a note saying you are exempt for medical reason, and you're good forever.
Took me 30 minutes of googling and sending emails until one responded and I went there to get my paper. That's it.
What is happening? Hospitalized for push ups? Our football team had to run pukers (full sprints until total puking failure) and no one went to the hospital. I work with some young guys who are around 20, were high school football players, hockey players, soccer players, etc. who go to the gym as much as me and I am baffled how my old ass, that never played sports in 20 years, out performs them physically on a daily basis. Is it because of the shitty snack bars they eat? The video games? Parents made them get vaxecuted? Söy in all the food breading? All of it together? I don't know but listening to them talk in their squeaky voices and whine about their hurt backs is depressing. I want these guys to be monsters instead of acting like b***hy women.
>5 pushups a minute for an hour >goes to the hospital
Honestly you guys are all pathetic or moronic. In highschool when i was a moron i regularly did 100 pushups in 10 minutes in between vidya games id drop and do 20-50 pushups and never got le rhabdo
Not in one set but im sure you could do 300 in 6 sets of 50 with a few minutes rest inbetween each in the space of about an hour. I'd probably get to like 200 and give up though.
>"bro, coach said we got to eat big to get big, lets get some food!" >*fills up on empty calories of french fries void of any nutrients whatsoever* >*unhealthy body falls apart*
That easy. They have eaten their food out of a box for the last 20 years, 50% of their calories being hydrogenated vegetable oils.
Extreme punishment in the face of loss is counter-productive.
Positive or negative punishment where due is good
IE positive: punish them by having their teachers give them extra homework so they are encouraged them to focus more or lose free-time because they have extra effort to put in for school - basically be a better athlete or you're going to be forced to be more studious, which is a win-win
Negative: Do not allow them to attend some fun extra-cirucular activity, then they hear about how much fun the people outside of the team had and are encouraged to focus up so they can join their friends and fellow-students in the fun of the next event.
Taking your anger/frustration out on your players with extreme punishment will make them resent you and lead to further losses, since focus on the task at hand will be diminished because they can't stop focusing on the what-if of the extreme punishment that might come if they lose.
Punishment and reward don't even matter, really. You can't teach someone to play football any way other than teaching them how to play football. Punishment and reward contribute nothing to the transfer/acquisition of skills. They only exist as motivators, but anyone who wants to learn will turn up motivated to do so anyway.
Reward is worth doing for other reasons tho.
The point is that if you wait until someone performs badly and then punish them it looks like they improve afterwards but they don't- an unusually poor performance is... unusual. They're only regressing to the mean.
Why is high school football still the most boomer moron sport? Literally every sport I can think of has a modern, proven training system, except high school football. Do the coaches have CTE? Do they just pass on their dumb frick “training” techniques because of generational moronation?
Hell, even high school golf teams nowadays have standard weightlifting programs…
This wasn’t normal training, a couple homosexuals did something and so the whole team had to suffer. This has been a normal disciplinary action forever.
Football prides itself on former players becoming coaches first and foremost instead of people who are actually qualified to coach and train. Pair that with the CTE and the fact that damn near every highschool coach is salty that they never went pro or played in college themselves and you'll have your answer as to why the cycle perpetuates.
Sounds like the problem in most of your schools is that you failed to develop good athletes and those who did never went home to coach for a while at least. Sad!
you call me a moron, but i can't call you a Black person?? you are also a homosexual
>vaccine is milder form of virus that can still hurt you or kill you very rarely >the same people who called covid a nothingburger like to point this out but don't grasp the irony of their statement
Honestly if your program isn't culling the worse athletes can you even call yourself a coach
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/university-maryland-settles-family-football-player-who-died-heatstroke-n1254511
The games have only 11 minutes of action
Each player plays for 6 minutes in a 3 hours game
The rest are breaks
ALL the games are the same. Theres no difference between all the games. Nothing like the Messi's dribles and pass from yesterday
Its always the same: a white guy called Kevin Wonderboy All-american throws the ball to a Black on parole called DeAndre Lotavius Jackson III, he tries to pass the wall of fatsos. If he cant, some guy can try to kick the ball over that weird goal.
Its always this shit
And amerisharts spend 3 HOURS of their lives to watch 11 minutes of this shit (when they could only watch the highlights that are all the game minus the breaks)
If you doubt me, just watch the highlights (aka the game minus the breaks)
>thing I watch better than thing you watch!!!!
how about you stop watching Black folk on TV and do something yourself
tying your self esteem to something you consoom and writing out this essay is so very very sad
People who are in a culture that pushes everything to the limit (reps, conditioning, mentality) shouldn’t be punished when people reach a limit and get hurt. If People want their kids team to win on Friday, they should fully expect kids to work until they like. The standard for success in texas is so high that unless you are a little on the sociopathic side as a coach you will get dominated by teams whose kids are more hard nosed. Players should hate their position coach and love their head coach and coordinators.
This is also why I got out of the sport. We had like four or five kids who were multi sport athletes who could have received offers in the last ten years or so be injured or have repetitive stress injuries which contributed to them not getting signed. This shit ruins lives and is honestly not worth it. But once you’re in the culture and have done half a season of work and everyone’s depending on you it can be difficult to walk away for your health. One of my best athletes could only read at a 4th grade level as a senior and we worked him like a dog. He tore his hamstring in track after dealing with pulled hamstring during the entire fall. He lost an offer from a d1 school as a running back/pitcher and now works at the lumber mill in town. So yeah
probably heat-related more than anything
It was 300 pushups in 1 hour without breaks or water, which gave them rhabdomyolysis (crossfit tryhard disease)
Imagine not being able to do 5 pushups a minute. Fricking dyels
Do 5 pushups a minute then hold in the up position until your next set of 5 then do this for an hour.
Maybe don’t mouth off or frick up the play. You brought this on the team.
>Taking out feelings of inadequacy on children
It's football they aren't going into the fricking infantry, the punishment is completely unnecessary. Giving someone impossible tasks isn't going to make them better players it's only going to make them fear and resent their coach. Especially if that homosexual can't even do what he's putting on the players. You know what people respect? A leader that leads by example if you can't do it why force it on them? And if you can't do what you're asking of them why should they follow you?
Drop and give me 500. Strict form
You join in too and I'll do it.
fricking dyels,I could do 300 in half the time,with an average rest time of of 1 to 2 minutes of course.
you probably weigh 120 pounds soaking wet. Football players are fat, put 200pounds on your back and then try to brag about how easily you could do it.
180 lbs actually,I've actively trained my muscle endurance on a weekly basis otherwise I wouldnt be able to do it.
This is why you ease them into it instead of just throwing them into a workout they’re not prepared for. Most high schoolers aren’t fit enough to do 300 pushups in an hour.
the fact that Id do it in 20 minutes at most is such a big ego booster
film it and post it then
Mirin, but can you do it like the team. No doubt the coach would have you stay in a plank and march around barking about
>Skylar fricked up and now it is everyones fault
>down up down up down up hold
>Skylar is a homosexual if you act like Skylar you’ll get the donkey wiener in your ass
>down up down up down up hold
>Skylar is now crying for water, water is for pussies
>down up down up down up down up hold
>are those arms burning yet gentlemen? Not as much as your ass is gonna burn with that donkey dick.
>Down up down up hold
>Skylar fumbled at the ten yard line, It must be because those soft arms are meant for being held by a bear. I’m not training a team of wiener sucking twinks
>down up down up hold
>lets get those arms strong enough to hold a goddamned football
>down up down up down up
>Jimmy fell down, looks like he wants to be Skylars bottom, guess we have to start again
And so on it goes.
>the coach's monologue making every simple exercise take 5x as long
Goood times. Would turn a punishment of 20 grass drills into 30 minutes of chopping your feet in place. Memories.
The lack of stories itt shows none of these people were in any sports growing up.
when i was at rugby as a kid my trainer did throw shit things like that ,i remember one time talking and he was like "if you fear to tackle down someone you can leave the field and sign up for dance" kek.
Checked, it is just part of sports. A trial by fire. Sometimes a kid might have physical potential but for whatever reason doesn’t belong in a contact sport and you have to shake em off in a way parents can accept.
mirin your physique but your claims are just words until you can show definitive proof that you are capable of this.
I have the same body as you and would definitely not be able to get it done in 20 minutes. 40 minutes maybe
Built to be TOPPED by BBC
>the fact that Id do it in 20 minutes at most is such a big ego booster
Because your chest is like an entire 10% of your bodyweight.
Wtf that is 5 a minute. Sure it wasn’t 3000?
Yeah I grew up in Texas and we had a kid die on the field from heat stroke
It was intense but we all worked very hard and loved the game
This time it might be the clot shot though
It's international, of course IST is aware of the many athletes dying of "suddenly" across the globe, the NFL incident just woke up the Americans
Hasn't been that hot.
You know it's January in TX right?
fr fr no cap
not bussin
>Heat-related
>January
>heat-related
typo: heart-releated
its a rite of passage in Texas to do 2 a days when its 110 out, this is how you know you have teammates you can trust.
if these kids had the brains they could probably pass astronaut physical testing.
>110
What the frick is that in non mutt units?
bout tree fiddy
You dont know the conversion? I know from F to C and im an american. You should probably learn it just like all the politics and pop culture from america you have up in your dome because america is number one. Suck it
It's like a gambian smugly bragging about knowing English when you don't know his language. It's really not useful to know fahrenheit
US actually uses metric in every single measurement, general public uses imperial
A warm summer day in Australia
Too many people are ignorant of the elements. Yes, moron, you will die in under an hour if you go outside in sub-zero temperatures with no clothes on. Hell, you can get hypothermia in the middle of summer in the wrong spot. E.g. lying on a cool rock in the shade without moving.
Anyways, this is 100% heat related injuries. Happens every summer, especially with football because of all the padding and moronic coaches. You can seriously die from this shit. There’s a reason why excessive heat doesn’t feel good.
110 F = 43.33 C
Well above body temp
You spend all day obsessing over Americans and talking to them on the internet and still haven't learned such an easy conversion? There's a point where it stops being uncaring and starts just being low IQ.
imagine learning the moronic US masurements to talk to people.
go be a moron somewhere else.
Who cares irrelevant yuromutt?
Non-sequitur with homosexual hazing vibes.
Zoom zooms are weak but to be fair this is probably a consequence of many coaches being failed athletes instead of people with degrees in exercise science or nutrition.
I remember back in highschool we had a few dipshit coaches who thought protein powder was steroids, that drinking water during workouts makes you weak, that expecting kids to just be able to run 10 miles each workout regardless of their individual starting points was more reasonable than segregating them into different groups for training plans, lighting doesnt matter until you hear thunder, etc.
I'll bet this moron tried to put kids through the Rock Lee workout and told them that they were being weak if they didnt keep pushing after a point where several of them unknowingly had labral tears on top of CNS fatigue.
can relate. had a football coach think running til puking was optimal then would berate you for stopping to puke.
to be fair though we sucked and didnt win a single game lmfao
Running until you puked instead of following a real strength training routine is probably why you guys sucked. On top of that your coach probably couldn't game plan for shit (probably to the point where a fifteen year old with a Madden habit could outscheme them) and thought that your team would magically be able to physically dominate opponents if you all did insane workouts on a daily basis, threw some tubs of lard on the line, and had the black kid run the ball. Happens all the time.
What is with all these cope posts? Seriously we can tell you were a fat loser in high school and only picked up the weights when you turned 30 because tfw no gf. The military may have pussed out but Texas football is as mean as ever. And that’s a good thing.
>The military may have pussed out but Texas football is as mean as ever
Training to exhaustion is not an efficient method of training. Take powerlifting. Will you go balls to the walls every day? No, that isn't effective programming.
You aren't wrong that these kids are pussies, but the coach here is very likely a moron that doesn't know anything. Military drill instructors and recruit division commanders know very well what to look for and how hard to push individuals. They are softer today because the recruits are softer. Imo they should increase the length of basic for all branches by an additional month.
It is PUNISHMENT you fricking homosexual. This isn’t normal training you fricking homosexuals. Jesus Christ you idiots needed some of this as kids you whiney pussies.
Why would you punish a loss with ineffecient training? If you're losing, you need to train better. It's like failing a test, and instead of studying better or harder (in a constructive way), you just study while hitting your balls with a hammer because it's "punishment".
They do train normal. You beat children as soon as they frick up and then you act normal the rest of the time. God I hate zoomers and the homosexuals who raised them. Spare the rod spoil the child should never have been removed from a general policy.
>You beat children as soon as they frick up and then you act normal the rest of the time.
You don't understand training or how to incentivize people.
You guys are the ones with brain rot. One of the reasons the world is falling apart now is you were raised by dandy boys more worried about being a friend then preparing you to not crumble when things get hard. Can you even answer a phone call at work? Statistics say you can’t.
>continues rambling about irrelevant shit
We are talking about how to effectively train/lead a sports team of late teens. It's a field that involves both psychology (how to motivate and create cohesion) and sports science (the best practices for achieving x results with y training).
We are not talking about running a penal battalion of meat grinder frontline forces, although you could probably do well in one of these, as the meat.
What you are ranting about is a multi-factored thing that is beyond the scope of "heh, back in my days we were tough and based morons".
If you manage to put your team players into the hospital as a direct result of your leadership, you are by every conceivable definition an incompetent moron. There are no ifs and buts, and the boomer tough schtick you're spouting is equally irrelevant.
>Reading any of that
You type like a woman. Just don’t frick up and you won’t have to do push ups for an hour.
>You type like a woman
Dissecting the issue, analysing and clarifying = Feminine
Going entirely off preconceived emotional notions = Masculine
Anon, you are very progressive for your age :^)
>Nagging why her baby is special
>Deep analysis
lol LMAO
>I turned out fine!
my brother in christ you are vouching for Black person-tier child rearing tactics
If you were a brother in Christ you would know spare the rod spoil the child is an official proverb. Another is foolishness is bound in the heart of a child but a rod of correction will drive it far from him. Beating children is biblical and God approved. Sometimes to death by stoning.
>raise children like Black folk do
>expect them to turn out ok
WRONG
Wrong Black folk are left to wander and fend fir themselves very early and only once they get jumped into a gang to they learn respect. Beat em at home and they won’t stray. Zoomers need to be beaten with a sack of oranges.
The only "frick up" if you lose a game that you made a sincere effort during is that you didn't train well enough beforehand, and this is continuing that frick up.
Using training as punishment conditions people to hate training and teaches them to halfass the main workout so that they'll have enough conserved energy in case your dumb ass plans to punish the whole team again because Billy showed up to practice late.
If you need to punish someone at a workout the correct thing to do is send them home. Don't start fricking with how people perceive fitness for the rest of their lives. Shit like this is probably at least a quarter of the reason America is so goddamned obese.
Winners power through, losers can leave. The door is always right there. Those boys did the right thing pushing up to death.
Hi anon, I just wanted to reiterate what others have failed to clearly communicate, which is that you're a certified moronic homosexual.
You're not hard, you are not tough, you lack the mental faculties required to make reasonable decisions based on context, which is arguably the most important factor in any team sport.
OK, Urban Meyer
Actual powerhouse schools in Texas (and everywhere else in the country for that matter) dont do the go till you puke meme shit and take recovery seriously.
when i was in high school a kid literally died during football practice because of this
All my coaches were (fully white) college athletes. Can't relate.
how do the coaches look at how actual professional football players train then do this stuff
The professional coaches don’t do much better. They’ll load up the bar on an athlete’s back with 500 pounds then have them sprint across the gym
how dare you, must be a coincidence
oh shit i went to highschool there lmfao
You got out before the pushup apocalypse
i still drive by it like once a week. may drop in and see some zoomers pass out
have you seen an average football player? they look obese. I'm not even talking about coaches.
Non-obese football players were an anomaly from the late 80s to early 2000s
Before the 80s, the fat kids were told they were good at football, and told to eat instead of lift weights. Now kids are all fat, and lifting weights and working hard is considered some offense in the body shaming/racist/whatever category you want.
they took the jab
My exact thought.
Schools require it moron. They just rolled it in to all the other vaccines that are required for school.
>Schools require it moron
That doesn't invalidate what he said Black person
You are trying to have a meaningful discussion about real issues but you throw out that word so I cannot take your mind or your intelligence seriously
Set aside your hatred and go to Christ
you call me a moron, but i can't call you a Black person?? you are also a homosexual
>They just rolled it in to all the other vaccines that are required for school
Big false equivalence tbh
Damn the vaxies are not okay. The israelites really don't want us to work out.
Just do what I did,, find a doctor that'll give you a note saying you are exempt for medical reason, and you're good forever.
Took me 30 minutes of googling and sending emails until one responded and I went there to get my paper. That's it.
Clot shot strikes again
They probably just got rhabdomyolysis from having to do thousands of push ups. It's very common with moron coaches.
What is happening? Hospitalized for push ups? Our football team had to run pukers (full sprints until total puking failure) and no one went to the hospital. I work with some young guys who are around 20, were high school football players, hockey players, soccer players, etc. who go to the gym as much as me and I am baffled how my old ass, that never played sports in 20 years, out performs them physically on a daily basis. Is it because of the shitty snack bars they eat? The video games? Parents made them get vaxecuted? Söy in all the food breading? All of it together? I don't know but listening to them talk in their squeaky voices and whine about their hurt backs is depressing. I want these guys to be monsters instead of acting like b***hy women.
Can you do 300-400 pushups in an hour?
Not the point, punishment for insubordination or losing a game. If your gonna be a loser you damn well are gonna feel like one.
>losers deserve rhabdomyolysis
kek
Don't want to die? Well, don't lose then zoomie lmao
We're reaching based levels that shouldn't even be possible
I did in one set in the police academy.
>police officer
>can do pushups
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>5 pushups a minute for an hour
>goes to the hospital
Honestly you guys are all pathetic or moronic. In highschool when i was a moron i regularly did 100 pushups in 10 minutes in between vidya games id drop and do 20-50 pushups and never got le rhabdo
That's actually very easy... I can do roughly 80 in one set.
Not in one set but im sure you could do 300 in 6 sets of 50 with a few minutes rest inbetween each in the space of about an hour. I'd probably get to like 200 and give up though.
holy shit it's an actual "yep i could bench 4 plates when i was your age, son" boomer in the flesh!
>"bro, coach said we got to eat big to get big, lets get some food!"
>*fills up on empty calories of french fries void of any nutrients whatsoever*
>*unhealthy body falls apart*
That easy. They have eaten their food out of a box for the last 20 years, 50% of their calories being hydrogenated vegetable oils.
Extreme punishment in the face of loss is counter-productive.
Positive or negative punishment where due is good
IE positive: punish them by having their teachers give them extra homework so they are encouraged them to focus more or lose free-time because they have extra effort to put in for school - basically be a better athlete or you're going to be forced to be more studious, which is a win-win
Negative: Do not allow them to attend some fun extra-cirucular activity, then they hear about how much fun the people outside of the team had and are encouraged to focus up so they can join their friends and fellow-students in the fun of the next event.
Taking your anger/frustration out on your players with extreme punishment will make them resent you and lead to further losses, since focus on the task at hand will be diminished because they can't stop focusing on the what-if of the extreme punishment that might come if they lose.
>More homework
Black person coaches fight for their athletes to do less because they need them to win games not know their abc’s. Fricking dyel loser.
Punishment and reward don't even matter, really. You can't teach someone to play football any way other than teaching them how to play football. Punishment and reward contribute nothing to the transfer/acquisition of skills. They only exist as motivators, but anyone who wants to learn will turn up motivated to do so anyway.
Reward is worth doing for other reasons tho.
The point is that if you wait until someone performs badly and then punish them it looks like they improve afterwards but they don't- an unusually poor performance is... unusual. They're only regressing to the mean.
Kek pussy homosexuals
Checked, you know these parents were California transfers by the reaction.
Damn you climate change!
just a little bit of heat, never harmed anyone
Why is high school football still the most boomer moron sport? Literally every sport I can think of has a modern, proven training system, except high school football. Do the coaches have CTE? Do they just pass on their dumb frick “training” techniques because of generational moronation?
Hell, even high school golf teams nowadays have standard weightlifting programs…
This wasn’t normal training, a couple homosexuals did something and so the whole team had to suffer. This has been a normal disciplinary action forever.
Football prides itself on former players becoming coaches first and foremost instead of people who are actually qualified to coach and train. Pair that with the CTE and the fact that damn near every highschool coach is salty that they never went pro or played in college themselves and you'll have your answer as to why the cycle perpetuates.
Sounds like the problem in most of your schools is that you failed to develop good athletes and those who did never went home to coach for a while at least. Sad!
The worst part is the hypocrisy.
The coaches are drunken low iq monkeys trying to relive their glory days.
>vaccine is milder form of virus that can still hurt you or kill you very rarely
>the same people who called covid a nothingburger like to point this out but don't grasp the irony of their statement
The novavax and jj is. MRNA is gene therepy.
>t took moderna 1.5 years ago and is having heavy heartbeats now
>ctrl + f "vaxx"
>0 results
You can do better IST!
Try clot shot
they were vaxxed
Honestly if your program isn't culling the worse athletes can you even call yourself a coach
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/university-maryland-settles-family-football-player-who-died-heatstroke-n1254511
If you let bad athletes on the team in the first place you're a bad coach
Trying to kill the athletes to cover up your moronation is pure cope
The games have only 11 minutes of action
Each player plays for 6 minutes in a 3 hours game
The rest are breaks
ALL the games are the same. Theres no difference between all the games. Nothing like the Messi's dribles and pass from yesterday
Its always the same: a white guy called Kevin Wonderboy All-american throws the ball to a Black on parole called DeAndre Lotavius Jackson III, he tries to pass the wall of fatsos. If he cant, some guy can try to kick the ball over that weird goal.
Its always this shit
And amerisharts spend 3 HOURS of their lives to watch 11 minutes of this shit (when they could only watch the highlights that are all the game minus the breaks)
If you doubt me, just watch the highlights (aka the game minus the breaks)
>thing I watch better than thing you watch!!!!
how about you stop watching Black folk on TV and do something yourself
tying your self esteem to something you consoom and writing out this essay is so very very sad
400 pushups in an hour is easy.
People who are in a culture that pushes everything to the limit (reps, conditioning, mentality) shouldn’t be punished when people reach a limit and get hurt. If People want their kids team to win on Friday, they should fully expect kids to work until they like. The standard for success in texas is so high that unless you are a little on the sociopathic side as a coach you will get dominated by teams whose kids are more hard nosed. Players should hate their position coach and love their head coach and coordinators.
t. Former varsity coach in texas
This is also why I got out of the sport. We had like four or five kids who were multi sport athletes who could have received offers in the last ten years or so be injured or have repetitive stress injuries which contributed to them not getting signed. This shit ruins lives and is honestly not worth it. But once you’re in the culture and have done half a season of work and everyone’s depending on you it can be difficult to walk away for your health. One of my best athletes could only read at a 4th grade level as a senior and we worked him like a dog. He tore his hamstring in track after dealing with pulled hamstring during the entire fall. He lost an offer from a d1 school as a running back/pitcher and now works at the lumber mill in town. So yeah